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more about #kristincavallari more comments → mimigoliath: I have never watched this show, but I will never forget that the five minutes I had to watch before the MTV Movie Awards this summer were instantly re... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more » metoometoo: I swear to God, I downloaded Comic Life a couple of months ago, specifically to create recaps of The Hills for my blog. But after messing around with ... more » Awesome X: I'm thankful for this. more » Mike Jahn: Don't knock these people. Heidi and Spencer last night became the only people in the history of celebrity to disgust the entire cast and crew of "The ... more » Conchie Birdie: No respectable doctor would treat these people. more » susannahrebecca: You forgot to include the transcript of Heidi's prayer to her "Heavenly Father" where she thanks him for her outfit. I nearly peed my pants. more » HenryLovesFonzie: Bets on how many times they say "What happens in Vegas..." next week. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: When will it end? #thehills more » ampersandparade: It's amazing because in this one clip, it's like watching an old episode of Laugh In, and something amazing from the future as well. Holly Montag is ... more » Clarissima: Being without a phone may just have done wonders for his...complexity. #thehills more » Colonel Mustard: The editing for that Bolthouse event where Holly supposedly got smashed was so completely disjointed and bizarre. I half expected a cutaway to some l... more » HenryLovesFonzie: Maybe it's because I consume alcohol regularly, but this whole Holly situation seems fucking absurd. If MTV wants to make a real "statement" against ... more » Conchie Birdie: This embodies every inane hills idiocy. Fantastical, I feel like I just watched an entire episode. #thehills more » matthieuK: I'm going to assume that Gawker has copy-edited the above transcript. There is no way in hell these people can write this decent while texting. #theh... more » -
#recaps
The Hills: Comic Book Adventures in Finale Land
Sadly another season of this show has come and gone. Like most episodes, nothing happened, but the plot still seemed to progress. That's why we translated the action into serial comic form. It's later, the same day... More » -
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The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas
On The Hills, nothing ever happens, but the plot still unfolds. It's like reading one of those serialized comics in the funny pages. Now you can see exactly what we mean, because we made our own.
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#recaps
The Hills: Later, The Same Day...
Nothing ever seems to happen on The Hills, yet the plot still progresses. It's like another masterpiece of serialized fiction: Apartment 3G. Ever wonder what this show would look like as a comic strip?
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#recaps
The Hills: Trolls, Ogres, and Scary Godmothers
Heidi got some puppies for her birthday, but that's not enough. She has her prop neighbor child over to try to convince Spencer it's time to have kids. We know she's not ready, but she's already practicing by telling stories. More » -
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The Hills: Text and Subtext
It happened to Paris Hilton, and now Justin Bobby's cell phone has been hacked! The internet was abuzz today with all of the text messages he's been sending. We have the full transcript and a video! More » -
#recaps
The Hills and The City Kiss Princes to Make Frogs
There was a lot of ticking last night. Heidi's biological clock was making noise and so was the time bomb of Roxy working at People's Revolution. Oh, and Audrina was ticked off, but no one seems to care. More » -
#thehills
The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. More » -
#travesty
The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Moolah
Learning about how much the stars of The Hills make will make you want to vomit. If it doesn't make you want to vomit, it will surely make you want be on TV. Both are appropriate reactions. More » -
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#opencaption
"I Love It! What Is It?"
["Hills" star Kristin Cavallari greets a fan outside the MTV studios; image via Splash] -
#gossiproundup
Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
Britney is hell bent on meeting the Queen and is planning a "pop-in," Kristin Cavallari is pissing off Audrina Patridge on the set of The Hills, Brangelina denies breakup rumors AGAIN, and Jon Gosselin and his mistress are photographed on vacation. More » -
#miracles
The Dark Lord of Laguna Beach Slouches Toward The Hills
I am of course referring to Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad's arch nemesis. Now that LC is leaving the reality show she built with meek facial expressions, MTV has tapped the villainess to do 10 episodes. More » -
#opencaption
Calamity Jane Fonda
[Kristin Cavallari (remember her?) from "Laguna Beach" (remember that?) at her birthday party last night. She's 33 today. (This is a joke.) Happy bday KCa! INF] More »
