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more about #lancearmstrong more comments → Bottle-Of-Smoke: Note to Lance: Dudes shouldn't Twitter. Exceptions made for war, natural disasters, resistance to oppressive despotic regimes, and when Matty McCona... more » HomerTurtle: iplaudius, I think his record both on and off the bike makes it pretty clear that Lance is twice the man with only one testicle than any other man who... more » AubreyMusca: BettyCrocker, Lance didn't meet his ex-wife Kristin until after he was diagnosed, treated, and all of his cancer was gone. don't be ignorant more » iplaudius: Lance, dudes who still have both their testicles don’t have to compensate with macho bullshit. ;-) more » BettyCrocker: Um, Lance? Dudes also shouldn't dump their wives (or girlfriends) when they have cancer. more » shag_carpet_bomb: Greg LeMond is a crackpot. I'll give Lance that much. more » onebadclam: Britney's next gig will be an extended engagement at Wormwood Scrubs. more » britneyspearstears: @Brad & Angelina: I thought they fired their publicist? [gawker.com] The fact that they're using one to communicate with the press might be a clue... more » smecktacular: Just putting it out there, am I alone in my hatred of Lance Armstrong? more » Kid Twist: "But, my name is 'Britney.' And you're the queen of like, Brittin. How amazing is that? So you have to see me!" more » ms.conniving: Reason #14 I shouldn't read gossip before I've had my coffee: I swore the paragraph about Britney read "There is no way this is ending without a spank... more » MsMuffinMcGuffin: I'm a big fan of Southerners as you know, but Britney truly is dumb as a rock. more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I bet it's all a big misunderstanding. Britany is just a little bit country, you know. She probably just heard that some old queen in a club was selli... more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Maybe if Lindsay went WITH Brittany they'd get in th see the Queen? more » BxgrlJeri: If Britney is ever introduced to the concepts of dignity and common sense, her little pea brain would explode and light up the sky over London like th... more » -
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How To Be a Man, By Lance Armstrong
David Karp lectured the twittering masses on acting "classy," Lance Armstrong held forth on what Real Men don't do on the internet, and Andrew Keen detested your inspirational quotes. The Twitterati were feeling judgy. More » -
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Anchor Complains About End of Car Chase
A car chase failed to end on camera, making MSNBC's David Shuster sad; Ben Stiller hobnobbed merrily with Lance Armstrong; and a blogger became fascinated with Lydia Hearst's fulsome... theories in financial regulation. The Twitterati were excitable today. More » -
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Lance Amrstrong Denied Chance to Slam Greg LeMond, Or Story Saying He Slams Greg LeMond
Lance Armstrong uncensored his Wall Street Journal letter saying everyone hates Greg LeMond, except Lance Armstrong; Daily Show people had a vicious fight about chairs and the Economist got snarked on. The Twitterati got it out of their systems. More » -
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Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
Britney is hell bent on meeting the Queen and is planning a "pop-in," Kristin Cavallari is pissing off Audrina Patridge on the set of The Hills, Brangelina denies breakup rumors AGAIN, and Jon Gosselin and his mistress are photographed on vacation. More » -
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Whispers of a Mel Gibson Love Child
Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate is blessed with bisexual rocker-dom; Lindsay Lohan's sister has been baptized into mega-decauchery; and Mel Gibson's family will be born into sin. More » -
