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more about #laptopchat more comments → zapfdingbatme: That's all well and good, but it shatters my hopes for elevating the Office of Raygun Research and the Council on Teleportation Studies to the cabinet... more » crotchety: One thing about gravity, it will always let you down. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: People don't cause global warming...global warming causes global warming. more » BookishLookish: Obama is blinding me with science. Thank you, Jesus! more » meechybee: Can't he liven these things up by having a lamp or skateboarder fall on him or something? more » Wrapitup: Wait, does this mean Obama believes in evolution? Surely that can't be. more » Private Hangnail: The only scientist I listen to is my Bible. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit intestinal worms and I think I have whooping cough, again. more » CherriSpryte: Ominous? This is a fantastic, encouraging plan. I'm thrilled! more » electriklights: Job creation. Holla. more » ellagood: oh, and glow worms are AWESOME. do they still make those? more » ellagood: i'm sorry, but can this man be any savvier? he's actually "engaging" people to give a shit about politics. wow. now will we finally appreciate that we... more » ADismalScience: We'll have to choose a stimulus mechanism very carefully. Keep in mind that the Japanese did this for years, constructing bridge after bridge to nowh... more » onebadclam: Good speech. It could have used some turkey-killing in the background, though. more » Schm: Upon viewing this, Sarah Palin screamed and immediately called the FBI, terrified and insisting she had uncovered the latest Bin Laden tape. more » Triborough: He is no Winston Churchill. more » -
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Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
With two wars, a looming depression and a nation defined by anxiety and fear, Obama has a pretty tough job. But there is one easy part: he can remind us he's not George Bush.
