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more about #launches more comments → Botswana Meat Commission FC: Like I always say... covering zoning board meetings and city council elections is a license to print money. #politico more » Unsolicited Advice: Isn't "rich person's vanity project" the only real media business model that's ever had sustained success? #politico more » Chore Boy: Pareene, I have to disagree. This thing is going to be a moneymaker. The Republican secret-gay-cruising classified ads alone will put them in the blac... more » Baroness: "We're serving hot fruit!" more » Dave J.: This is so ripe for a mumblecore parody. more » ihatetwitter: Is the black guy the caterer? more » superconnected (is it time to leave?): Guys, guys guys. Windows is for the Normal People! And normal people love having contrived educational videos reminiscent of the '70s fed to them, be... more » Mo MoDo: Can I invite Clippy and Bob? more » phlox✔: You call this advertising? I don't want to have sex with any of them. Also, shouldn't there be an asian in there somewhere? more » markscottmusic: I mean, really, what are those four people even doing in the same room?! more » TabithaIapetus: Windows 7 is the new Tupperware. more » Baroness: The League Of Extraordinary Social Retards. or Bob & Carol & Ted & Asperger's more » Swifter: I'm having a Blue Screen of Death party. more » lobstr: Gotta love the Trump-Apprentice-style way-too-obvious voiceover at 1:01.. They didn't even bother giving him a little reverb as if he's speaking in t... more » ihatetwitter: Does MS recommend blow or meth for my launch party? Will it be willing to subsidize any of the whores? more » -
#websites
Politico To Launch New Attention-Grabbing Newsish Thing
Politico—it is a tiny niche newspaper in DC with a money-losing website—is expanding! They are going to do a "local news" thing out there in Washington, where "local news" means "The Redskins." More » -
#badvertising
Host Your Own Awful Party For Windows 7
Microsoft's next operating system, Windows 7, is available to the public Oct. 22. So why not host an awkward launch party for a perfectly diverse group of your friends? Microsoft made an unbearable video tutorial to get you going. More » -
#launches
You Can Use GMail Now, It's Finally Ready
Google finally dropped the "beta" label from GMail. A bit hasty, no? The product launched just half a decade ago; its inventor left Google barely 18 months back. Why the rush to commit? More » -
#flirt140
Meet Your Mate in 140 Characters or Less
FuckedCompany creator Philip "Pud" Kaplan will soon be a married man. So why did he just unveil Flirt140, the world's most awesome online flirting site? More » -
#portfolio
Joanne Lipman's Dream That Could Not Be
A year before Portfolio's launch, the magazine produced mock-ups, obtained by the New York Observer. The titles are awful, but the cover lines reveal a compelling vision editor Joanne Lipman couldn't pull off. More » -
#dumbphones
Palm Copies Apple's Ego Trip
No Silicon Valley company is more arrogant than Apple. But Palm, the smartphone maker, is trying to copy Steve Jobs's knack for hubris — as well as everything else about its rival. More » -
