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more about #laurenconrad more comments → NigelAstydameia: Like comparing farts to burps. more » Richard Lawson: Brian, it's a little telling that we both referred to Kristin Cavallari as a black hole in our recaps. more » metoometoo: I feel compelled to state, for the record, that The Hills has brought many beautiful and poetic and truthful moments to the screen, and for that, I wi... more » mexiback: Time out: Do you like those shows, or do you "like" them? It's like I don't even know anymore. more » ZakiKligmanic: how can you write up the hills when you never watched an LC episode? answer: you can't. more » DahlELama: Totally forgot to watch both last night, but I'm pretty sure I can still safely agree with this assessment. I feel a lot less embarrassed watching Whi... more » Thatcornellguy: Eating bi-weekly meals at The Ivy isn't cheap, you know. more » Conchie Birdie: Perfect reading material for a monday afternoon holed up in a grey cubicle. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: are they smart enough to be saving any of it? more » once: 2020: Jennifer Anniston is pregnant. more » disinterested 3rd party: LIttle known fact: John Phillips' original name for The Mama and the Papas was The Aristocrats. more » miss_msry: Wow, now I need to become a famous celebrity chef, so I can write a memoir revealing how my first venture into haute cuisine involved roasting and eat... more » chickachicka: I love Gawker specifically for the snark I can't get anywhere else, and while I definitely got a few laughs from the timeline of crazy (can't WAIT for... more » TriedandTrue: Whoopss....I see a typo in there...the Lauren Conrad item is suppose to be 2013. more » Tremonius: This Phillips person has the distinct look of some I have known who have been abducted by aliens for Satanic Sexual Abuse. The resemblance is uncanny.... more » -
#thehills
The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. More » -
#travesty
The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Moolah
Learning about how much the stars of The Hills make will make you want to vomit. If it doesn't make you want to vomit, it will surely make you want be on TV. Both are appropriate reactions. More » -
#predictions
Incest Revelations Will Be Nothing in the Future of Celebrity Biographies
Mackenzie Phillips is setting the media ablaze with her revelation that she had sex with her father. Having come this far, just what will celebrity biographies have to confess to get attention a decade from now? Here's a preview! More » -
#twitterati
Tony Robbins Shows How Not To Commemorate 9/11
Tony Robbins made an absurd 9/11 video; Oprah invented a very awkward way to mourn tragedy on Twitter, and Lauren Conrad needs your help getting naked. The Twitterati were having poignant moments, in their own way. More » -
#gossiproundup
Kate Moss' Cocaine Isn't Safe When Amy Winehouse is Around
Amy Winehouse reached into Kate Moss' handbag and stole her cocaine, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break up, Madonna's love faxes from the early 90s emerge, Tobey Maguire's mom and brother get a reality show and Mischa Barton goes home. More » -
#gossiproundup
Tom Cruise Defies The Gravity Of Katie Holmes And Their Destiny Child
Where Tom Cruise and Beyonce meet in the middle. Where Jennifer Anniston terrifies West Villagers with her half-speed biological clock. Where Jon Gosselin's girlfriend terrifies virginal high school boys. Where Andy's Dick's Little One speaks. Your Saturday Late-Edition Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl While Jon Gosselin Dreams Of Ed Hardy's Sparkles
Harry Potter and Gossip Girl finally meet in the middle, Jon Gosselin wants to capitalize on the worst fashion trend in the History of the Universe, Robert Pattinson's good in bed, Jim Carry's a scary grandparent, and celebrity DUI time! More » -
#hills316
The Passion Of The Hills: What's Next For Lauren And Speidi
While Lauren Conrad tries to leverage her Hills fame into a "writing" career, Heidi and Spencer have already found their next costar: God. [Jezebel] -
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#opencaption
You Are Getting Sleepy. Really, Really Sleepy.
[Former (!) "Hills"ian Lauren Conrad at a party for her new YA book; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#gossiproundup
Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can't Stop Kicking Supermodels to the Curb
Leo the Great dumped Bar Refaeli, Britney Spears is banging her agent at William Morris, Miley Cyrus dumped her boyfriend and is after Nick Jonas, Lauren Conrad's new novel will be horrendous, and David Carradine bought lots of sex toys. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. [Jezebel] -
#gawkerbookclub
Lauren Conrad's New Novel L.A. Candy: Lights, Camera, Promotion!
Sigh. We warned you this day would come. Lauren Conrad, the moon-faced star of MTV's The Hills, is set to release her first young adult novel. And her former intern haunt Teen Vogue has an excerpt. More » -
#realitytv
David Letterman's Underminey Digs at Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad's most recent and, let's face it, quite possibly last appearance on the Late Show was an odd cocktail of passive-aggressive barbs and ribald, lusty commentary from host David Letterman. More » -
#sadthings
Lauren Conrad's Fashion Line Lands... at Kohl's
Long ago, two merchandising roads diverged in Hollywood, and Lauren Conrad took the pricey one less traveled by plastic reality show dolls, while Heidi Montag went cheap. Well, now Conrad is going cheap, too. More » -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan Breakup Confirmed by Lohan, Locksmith, Police
Farewell, last season's Suri Cruise fashions. Goodbye, Amy Winehouse's bathing suit. Adieu, humanoid version of Lauren Conrad. And so long, LiLo and SamRon's fairytale romance. More » -
#gossiproundup
Lohan, Leibovitz Out of Money
Because they're lesbians. No, seriously, that is why both the famous actress and the famous photographer are FLAT BROKE. Because of godless girl-love. Also, Matt Lauer ran into a deer. More » -
#opencaption
"You're the Only One I Can Trust, Hidden Coffee Cup Microphone."
["Hills" star Lauren Conrad, with her boyfriend Grover; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#opencaption
"We're Going Home. Her T-Shirt Said Something Mean About Me."
[Lauren Conrad of "The Hills" leaves club Butter in New York last night; image via Splash] -
#recaps
The Hills: The Wedding! The Moving! The Crying!
Last night was thefinalepenultimate episode of The Hills' fourth season. There was a big departure and a big wedding. If you're curious about the dim proceedings, journey after the jump. More »
