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more about #legal more comments → SarahHeartburn: Well, here I go again abusing the "post a video" function, but I just can't help it. Dance away, friends. Why did it happen, and who was to blame? more » VoxPopuli: This is only slightly better than the Weekend at Bernie's defense in which Madoff will pretend to be dead and will be dragged into court with his arms... more » Kid Twist: So when Bernie was photographed wandering the streets the other week, he was rehearsing his Vincent the Chin act? more » gawkimo: Wouldn't it be great if we passed a law mandating a mandatory life sentence to all white collar crimes that cost individuals or companies more than $5... more » ifstone: Jeffrey Skilling must be kicking himself for not trying an insanity plea. Why doesn't Madoff just pull a Ken Lay and "die" right before sentencing? more » surlybastard: Why can't one of the defrauded investors just have him killed? It's not like anyone would weep. more » GirlyWhirl: Hopefully, like George Bluth, Madoff has a pot-smoking twin brother on his way out of the woodwork to really liven things up. more » westie1984: This was on Jalopnik not long ago. Stick around for the ending. more » paige2two: In other news... related to the economy but not directly related to Madoff, I just saw an ad on cnn.com that says, "THANK YOU AMERICA, FOR INVESTING I... more » katekate is squared: Oh, that lawyer? He's very good. more » JinxyMcDeath: I think the guy who pushed me down and stole my purse is crazy. I mean, who does that? I think the lady who shoplifts lipsticks is crazy. Aren't al... more » mmstk101: Crazy . . . for Ponzi! No, but seriously, he should go to jail for quite some time. more » ifstone: A sounder defense would seem to be that his victims were asking for it. The list of Madoff investors who violated every principle of due diligence and... more » MrInBetween: Next time someone asks me to justify my self-destructive, maniacal behavior, I'm so going to say, "It's a proprietary strategy. I can't go into detail." more » SarahHeartburn: The Kreplach defense? more » -
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Madoff May Make the Crazy Bernie Defense
In what could be the worst legal strategy since George Bluth faked a heart attack, New York Daily News gossips Rush & Molloy report hedge fund hustler Bernie Madoff is considering an insanity defense. More » -
