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more about #levisjohnstonwatch more comments → dieresis: Boring without the bone. Had he some daring, he could have been a minor cultural icon. His time is over unless he has some really good intelligence on... more » Novaload: He's as smoldering as a Cheetoh, what with that one facial expression--it's like the same head/face was photoshopped onto every picture. And, y/know, ... more » MessiahsHandle: Levi just sabotaged his quest for fame by not revealing the peen. People would have loved him big or small and given him props for having the balls... more » unclevanya: 1) Change the post title to "When the Levi Breaks". 2) To say these are a let-down is an understatement, and it has nothing to do with the peen/no-pe... more » Colander: I know it takes months to get into 'really good shape', or to see a truly noticeable difference in muscle tone--I guess only having a few weeks to pre... more » scarletmenace: He's cute. But I don't want to pay money for those pics. Somebody break the law already and post em for free. more » Brad Brown: Generation Y, this is your Richard Grieco. Cherish him now, before he stars in direct-to-DVD movies. more » ILikeThemBig: I'm very excited about this but there is no way I'm popping up 19.95 for Levi unless he shows up at my door wearing a towel. How do we get to see th... more » gladys_kravitz: I think not showing the goods is a pretty savvy PR move. Leave them wanting more. On a completely separate note... I would also like to put a new ter... more » SaraRueful: OK, I'm a dirty old woman ... but how do I see these? When I try to go to the Levi photos it wants money. more » MisterHippity: 2 am?? Brian, were you waiting on-call so you could post just when the moment arrived? Did they beep you or something? more » Wrapitup: I can tell already this is going to be a great weekend. This is your mitzvah for the day, BriMoy. Bask and bathe in the Lord's blessings. more » pssshwhatever: Chalk it up to personal preference, but the fact that he's not over-defined or looking like he spent the last six months of his life in a gym kind of ... more » Private Hangnail: To modify an adage, Levi should know you can attract more gays with meat than you can with, uh, torso. The adage being the one with flies and honey. A... more » NewsBunny: In the name of News, I went to playgirl.com. How can some of these men manage to walk upright? more » -
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The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
Here's your first peek at the Levi Johnston photo spread that just went up on Playgirl.com [NSFW]. There's 20 photos in all and, as we said none show the whole package, so to speak. One more picture inside. More » -
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The First Tease of Levi Johnston's Playgirl Pics
We can't see much, but this teaser that just went up on Playgirl.com [NSFW], shows that he's in the shower. Since he's not getting naked, does that mean he's wearing wet undies? Also, black and white doesn't always equal arty. -
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Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!
There is no wang. We repeat, there is no wang! Playgirl's seen the results of last week's photo shoot, and while there may be glimpses of Levi Johnston's baby maker, there is no full-frontal shot. Let the blame game begin! More » -
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Levi's Johnston Watch: He Is Naked with a Hockey Stick
We have confirmation from the set of Levi's Playgirl shoot that he has just posed naked with a hockey stick: "His ass is as smooth as a Sade song." Mark your calendars. This is officially Levi Johnston's Penis Appreciation Day. More » -
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In the Eye of the Levi Johnston Media Hurricane
At this very moment, Levi Johnston is undressing for a Playgirl photo shoot. But last night he was at The Box accepting an award from Fleshbot while a scrum of reporters poked and probed the Wasilla boy for a story. More » -
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Playgirl Turned Down by High-End Hotel for the Levi Johnston Shoot
The magazine wanted the Hotel on Rivington penthouse, but only offered $4.83 and some gum wrappers. "Their offer was well below the current rental rate. They were politely declined," said an anonymous rep for the hotel, according to Page Six. More » -
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The Penis Has Landed: Levi Johnston's NYC Playgirl Shoot Arrival, Wasilla Gone Rogue
I'm not entirely sure why they're so compelling. But here are pictures of Levi Johnston's arrival in New York for his Playgirl shoot, where he'll put Alaska's Most Famous Loin in print, via Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio. Girls: go crazy. More »
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Levi's Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges, Conan Jokes, and Shoot Details
It's been quite a day for Levi Johnston. First Page Six speculated about the size of his wang, and now he is furious with NBC over a skit Conan and William Shatner did based on his fake Twitter account. More » -
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Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis
Oh no! Page Six says Levi Johnston has reached the inevitable size-anxiety portion of his pre-Playgirl mental training, making this the perfect time for some thinly-veiled lies about why we will love him even in the event of ugly wiener.
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Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
UK Guardian reporter Ed Pilkington went to Anchorage to interview the 19 year-old babydaddy of Tripp Palin, Levi Johnston. There's audio, and some fairly interesting insight from Johnston on the Palin family and his Vanity Fair article, which was "retaliation."
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Levi's Johnston Watch: We Have Wang!
Though Levi Johnston's svengali Tank Jones told us last week that he was "90% sure" Levi would bare all for Playgirl, he has officially removed that pesky 10% uncertainty. Levi will be going, um, whole hog for his upcoming shoot. More » -
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Johnston Watch: '90% Sure' There Will Be Full Frontal
The contract is signed, ladies and gentleman, this thing is really going to happen. No one is disclosing cash figures yet, but it's more than the $25,000 he was originally offered. And there might be wang! More » -
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Johnston Watch: The Deal Is Practically Signed
Last we heard, both Levi Johnston's people and Playgirl were still haggling on terms. Now everything is settled and the online magazine has sent off the contract and is waiting for signatures. Status updated! More » -
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Day 2: Conditions the Same But Looking Brighter
We're no closer to knowing just how naked Levi Johnston will be in Playgirl than we were yesterday, but both sides are getting closer to finalizing the details and signing a contract. The shoot should take place in early November. More » -
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The Johnston Watch: Tracking How Much Levi Will Unzip for Playgirl
We first told you Levi Johnston is going to pose for Playgirl, we just don't know how much he'll show. So we're unveiling our Levi's Johnston Watch to follow this important matter very closely. Today's reading: nothing more than undies. More »
