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more about #lizziegrubman more comments → misslinda: Oh good, so Lizzie's reading this. Lizzie honey, Eat a sandwich, and enough already with the spray tan. You're welcome, misslinda more » onebadclam: I'm trying to wrap my head around a seventeen year old running an entire PR operation. Was McDonald's not hiring? more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Can you ask our tipster if it's true that Lizzie has to sneak up on mirrors? more » Margatron: We love you, Vince! Please come back and sell us somewhat useful as-seen-on-tv products so that we can then remix your commercials into awesome so... more » BlinkyMcChuck: He looks awesome. more » EddieTheDane: "AAAARRRGHH, Mateys. She's me First Mate on this voyage, for sure, and any man who wants to parley further about the matter will be spending the rest ... more » onebadclam: Ya know, they actually look kind of good together. I can totally imagine them as a real life couple that might show up at my Labor Day backyard barbecue. more » HarrietClytius: looks like the 'cat's got his tongue' ? more » once: He has a permanent wise-ass face, which I kind of like - if only he were flipping her off more » Recently Newly Redundant: Holy fucking Faces of Meth! more » jasonelias: Ooh wee, somebody minimize that photo, that's a whole lot of ugly right there... more » Kosar Söze: "Are you getting this, camera guy? It's my publicist, the Crypt Keeper. " more » City_Dater: This photo is a window into a parallel universe no one from this world wants to visit, yet every time it winks open, we stand gaping. Like when someo... more » EddieTheDane: Hold on just a minute. I have a serious question about all this. The guy behind Lizzie Grubman. Isn't that the assistant Priest from Luc Besson's"Th... more » TheBusinessGuy: Grubman is the most disgusting thing ShamWow ever picked up. more » -
#stalkerdeluxe
Lizzie Grubman and Erin Kaplan (Did Not) Plot Reality Show Domination at Pastis
A tipster just spent her entire lunch hour eavesdropping on SUV-driving PR menace Lizzie Grubman and Elle magazine PR honcho (and The City star) Erin Kaplan at Meatpacking restaurant Pastis. Too bad the tip was a fake. More » -
#advice
How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
Golden-hued flack Lizzie Grubman made a professional comeback after running people over with her car. ShamWow guy Vince Shlomi was arrested for beating a cannibal hooker. Now he's hired Lizzie Grubman to engineer his comeback. Perfect. Allow us to assist. More » -
#pubicrelations
Zac Effron Can't Wait to Buy Porn for Lizzie Grubman
Rumor, and we definitely think it's rumor, is that Zac Efron wants to play the lead in a movie version of Spin, Robert Rave's roman à clef about walking Canal Street handbag knockoff Lizzie Grubman. Wanna see what he'll do? More » -
#darkgalleys
The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
Yesterday we showed you the opening parts of Spin, a new roman à clef about nightmare PR lobster lady Lizzie Grubman. You seemed to "like" it, so we thought we'd continue the book club. By skipping to the very end! More » -
#darkgalleys
The Devil Reps Prada: A Lizzie Grubman Tell-All
Lizzie Grubman, lobster-faced PR woman and runner-over-of regular people, once had an assistant named Robert Rave. That since-disillusioned young man has now published a roman à clef about a boy working for a fearsome PR dragon. We've got a manuscript! More » -
#looseends
Births, Deaths, and Marriages
Everything in life can be divided up into those three categories, essentially. This week we have a new Grubman baby, possible deaths of institutions, and the beginnings and endings of marriage. More » -
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#lastofthebigtimespenders
Billy Joel Lite Rocks The Hamptons
When Billy Joel played a concert at the Ross School in East Hampton on Saturday night, he did so to an audience that supposedly had paid $3,000 a piece to see him. The not-so-dirty non-secret is that hardly anyone actually paid for tickets. Certainly Mary-Kate Olsen, crunched up to the front of the stage and looking like a tiny bejeweled bonobo, didn't. Jon Bon Jovi, looking older and hairier than we had ever seen him, probably didn't. Ditto for Steve Guttenberg. Then again, does Steve Guttenberg pay for anything ever? Though the Lizzie Grubman folks firmly refused our photographer Laurel Ptak entry, she did capture the weird scene outside of the concert. It was kind of like "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" but with "Piano Man" in the background. Most of the ladies were Eastern European models and had no idea who Billy Joel was. Most of the men would have, in any other context, taken the question "What's your favorite Billy Joel song?" as an affront to their sexuality and have punched you. But things work differently here in the Hamptons. One fella in a striped shirt gamely responded, "Rocketman. That's my favorite song." Well, maybe it's ours too. After, everyone drove drunk. More »
