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more about #london more comments → TheBusinessGuy: Get thee behind me, thetan. more » Tattertotter: Penelope: I know, I know, like he used to make me read all these shitty pamphlets about getting "clear" and how Scientology could win me an Oscar--Ho... more » AzureTexan: Based on the semisolid looks of Ms. Urban, I'd say this picture was taken at Madame Tussauds. more » Spirit Fingers: Wait, didn't two out of five of these people date or marry Tom Cruise?! Dame Judes watch your back. Scientology is like lady-chloroform. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: (From left to right) Katrina Crazypants the Talking Tablecloth, Violet Beauregard, Mrs. Oscar The Grouch and future reincarnation of Dr. Who observe A... more » econdave: I'm completely confused. Is his shirt sheer, or just flesh-colored? And more importantly, why? more » TedSez: Nine to 5'5" more » Spirit Fingers: Nick Kid...whole 'lotta bad. Kate Hud...whole 'lotta worse. And Day Lewis is just the clueless over-hiked pants King in that royal visage of suck. more » Steverino Begins: John Currin Models Can't Quite Remember How To Recreate Painting Poses more » resipsaloquacious: Even as a straight man, the fashion displayed in this picture offends me. With the exception of Penelope. Hubba! more » secretagentman: Kate Hudson Still Stalking Oscar Winners, Doesn't Notice Bedsheet Tucked in Dress. more » PaisleyPajamas: Dame Judi wins. more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I didn't notice, is there anyone else in this picture besides Penelope Cruz's breasts? I have tried to look at the rest of the picture, but it's as i... more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: "Gang, Say Hello To My Little Friend." more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: "Premier of Ed Grimley's Angels Starring Daniel Day-Lewis." more » -
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'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
[Alongside Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, and Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman greets her tiny ex-husband on the red carpet at the Nine premiere in London today. Image via Getty] -
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'I Once Dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter at a Fancy Dress Party'
[Michael Imperioli and Rocky Horror Picture Show alum Susan Sarandon react to sweet transvestite Prince Charles' overshare at The Lovely Bones premiere in London last night. Image via Getty] -
#culturaldivides
British Sunday Times Writer Who Thinks New York City Pretty Much Sucks: A Formal Response
Oh, hello there, Stephanie Marsh of the Sunday Times. When you write an essay called "New York has lost its edge," and you live here, it's okay. When you're writing from London...
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#opencaption
Help! He Needs Someone. Help!
[Paul McCartney coaxes a stuffed animal into his limo and kidnaps it in London today. He will not return the bear to its parents until control of the Beatles catalog is given back to him. Image via INF] -
#picoftheday
Card Catalogue
[A curator directs the display in London today for the Royal College of Art Secret Postcard Exhibit, which is selling postcard-sized work by famous artists, whose identities won't be revealed until the sale is complete. Image via Getty] -
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Impaired Vision of Love
[Can Mariah Carey see through her retro glasses that she is giving an old man the "Hey! Hey!" when leaving her hotel in London today? Image via INF] -
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Balance Beamed
[A gymnast whizzes past the camera while competing today at the Artistic Gymnastics World Championships in London. Image via Getty] -
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Bill Murray's Badger Is Not Mel Gibson's Beaver
[Not to be outdone by Gibson, Bill Murray caps off a career working with gophers and groundhogs by unveiling this fierce-looking Badger at the Fantastic Mr. Fox press conference today in London. Image via Getty] -
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The Tourists and the Hare
[Onlookers gawk at Jeff Koons' giant inflatable rabbit installed in London's Covent Garden to celebrate the opening of a new pop art exhibit at the Tate Modern. Image via Getty] -
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The Local Color
[This artful gentlemen attracts plenty of onlookers while parading around during the international London Tattoo Convention, which started today. Image via Getty] -
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Scary Potter and the Prisoner of Fashionland
[Emma Watson's foil dress faces the muggle giggles of Gwyneth Paltrow and Mario Testino at the Burberry Prorsum show that closed London Fashion Week yesterday. Image via Getty] -
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Tower of Bubble
[This pile of spheres was created by artist Anish Kapoor for his upcoming exhibit at the Royal Academy in London. Image via Getty] -
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Horse and Muggy
[A giant ceramic chess set is unveiled on a gray day today in London's Trafalgar Square to celebrate the start of the city's design festival. Image via Getty] -
#desperation
Boring Airport Book Contract Better Than No Book Contract
Alain de Botton is a respected European writer who was ready to bite the arms off anyone standing in the way of his contract to spend a week sitting in an airport, writing a boring airport book. Writing careers suck. More » -
#shame
New York Not Nearly as Fashionable as It Was Last Year
Ouch, this one hurts. A trend-tracking organization based in Texas has determined that New York is no longer the world's fashion capital. Yeah. More » -
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Madonna Is Not As Think As You Drunk She Is
[The pop star leaving a restaurant in London last night; image via INF] -
#g20
America Is Losing The Class War War!
All the world government big shots are meeting in London tomorrow for the G20. Really, they're much more worried about the hardtothemuthafuckincore protesters than the economy thing. Are UK protesters putting American protesters to shame? More » -
#weather
AP: British Can't Handle a Little Snow
Hitler bombed London for two months straight and the Brits stiff-upper-lipped themselves back to work, but a foot of snow has destroyed the morale of those once-proud people. More » -
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Shyer Crotch
[Actress Lindsay Lohan outside of a English nightclub called Faces yesterday; image via INF] -
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[Actress Lindsay Lohan with security detail in London; image via INF]
