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more about #longisland more comments → mimigoliath: 1. Twitter is getting way too powerful. "Conflicting Twitter reports"? Is this where news comes from? Justin Bieber's Twitter feed? 2. That video: Wh... more » Mo MoDo: At 3:20 in the video, the girl whispers the words every 15-year-old longs to hear, "Oral on the swingsets in five minutes." more » miss_msry: Shit, who knew this generation had a summer of 1969 in them. Go for it. And Foster, you have outdone yourself. more » raincoaster: He's our secret weapon, the Bringer of Apocalypse. Congratulations, America, you get to start the Rapture. more » Trai_Dep: If only we could corral the Jonas Brothers, the male cast of Twilight II and Justin Bieber in the same Jersy mall at the same time, the US would be ab... more » Iamdoingit: This kid is going to be ugly when he grows up. I just can tell by his face right now. He looks like Miley Cyrus. more » Brian Moylan: Foster, you are such a dick. I just listened to that entire song and kind of liked it. That is such mean thing to do. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: @fosterkamer: Also, Abercrombie Kids????? The local mall here doesn't have one. Are the store photos of shirtless 12yos?????? Cuz that's like totally ... more » Magister: I can attest that even thirty years ago, pretty boys have always gotten more than their share of teen-aged girls. It's that whole "sensitive" thing an... more » badasscat: As someone who lives pretty close to this mall and visits it occasionally, the funniest thing to me about the whole thing is that all these pictures a... more » Richard Lawson: This article blessedly acknowledges the most important fact about Mr. Bieber. The kid's Canadian. This pipsqueak is a goddamned Cannuck. more » Xmas in July: I was there on Friday to buy sneakers, and it was an absolute riot. Once the announcement came that it was canceled, the tweens started hysterically c... more » takeouteurotrash: Some of those that sing verses are the same that ditch appearances. Killing in the name of... ...Canada. [Usher, rippin' the vinyl on his technics... more » belltolls: So, Justin Bieber (?) is more popular than Sarah Palin! When Sarah hopped her bus and skipped signing books in Indiana or Ohio or somewhere, the crowd... more » Poop Cooper: That's when the looting started. "We've been completely decimated," a manager from Gap Kids told police on the scene. "This bucket used to hold hoop... more » -
#riots
The Long Island Tween Justin Bieber Riot of '09: Pandemonium, Arrests, Terror-Tweeting
Do you know what a Justin Bieber is? You should: the 15 year-old star was read the riot act as 3,000 fans/parents descended on a Long Island mall, where his appearance had to be canceled. Fights! Chaos! Teenagers! RIOT! More » -
#newspapers
Long Island News a Bargain at Any Price
While the best newspapers in America fret over whether to charge to read their websites, the other end of the newspaper spectrum is charging ahead: Starting next week, it will cost you $5 a week to read Newsday.com. Hahahaha. Ha. More » -
#mastercriminals
Love and Crime on Long Island
Is there a way for the old "Teacher Arrested For Sleeping With Student" to combine with the old "Man Solicits Underage Sex on the Internet" to produce a new, stupider crime? On Long Island there is. More » -
#wtf
Shark! Shark! Shark!
Would the Summer of Death truly be complete without a giant shark washing up on the shores of Long Island, New York? We think not! More » -
#rusticjournalism
Sean Hannity Interviews Sarah Palin In the Woods
Sean Hannity creepily interviewed Sarah Palin in some wooded area of Long Island, where Sarah proceeded to do what Sarah does—-Spewed out a maddening but hilariously folksy word soup that translates to "I told you so!" More » -
#montaukmonster
The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting
Newsday has supplied a crucial piece of information in the emerging "Viking Funeral" theory of the Montauk Monster's origin, and we've spent all day going over historical weather records to better assess its credibility. Answer: Maybe! But we're dubious.
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#lawsuits
The Only Meat This Vegetarian Eats Is Chicks
Ryan Pacifico was just a normal Long Island guy—working in finance, not a homo. Until his boss found out he was a vegetarian, and started calling him a gay vegetarian homo. Not cool, dude. More » -
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#monsters
Montauk "Dead Monster" Maybe Tied To Cartoon Network Show
Kudos are in order to the public relations company that "tipped" us earlier today about the supposed government-created mutant that washed up in Montauk, if for nothing other than its timing. The firm, described by its owner as a purveyor of "grassroots viral marketing," was wise to try and place a campaign than in the midst of the summer news doldrums. But neither Gawker nor Jezebel (original recipient of the tip) seem an appropriate place to plug a children's show, which a different tipster thinks is behind the Montauk picture. More »
