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more about #lordoftherings more comments → JohntheCraptist: Who the hell is Bridgette Wilson? #robertebert more » Magister: I'm not sure where they got the list of actors, but a top 50 that doesn't include Meryl Streep? #robertebert more » unclevanya: This is a great day for unattached, media-obsessed white fanboys everywhere. #robertebert more » Lucky: I think you mean Roger Ebert. #robertebert more » CherriSpryte: I was born in Middle Earth und zat is why they call me Rolf! more » DahlELama: Yay Glee! Did anyone actually watch ANTM last night? Was it any good? Or are shorties lame? I've got it DVRed, but it's gonna need to compete with V... more » dado: Barry Man on the Moon-ilow and Hooch? more » m4ximusprim3: I was just a paper hanger No one more obscurer Got a phone call from the Reichstag Told me I was Fuhrer Germany was blue What, oh, what to do? Hitche... more » Steverino Begins: Am I completely humorless for cringing a bit at the "gay old man" joke? Face it, Glenn Beck is gaining a scary amount of sway over some of our relativ... more » onebadclam: Why does a man who declares Obama a tyrannical personality cult figure open his show daily with the call "Come on. Follow me!"? more » Sev: Now he's worried about the Patriot Act? Great timing, Beck. Too bad you're several years too late. more » NowAvailableinExtraStrength: I think Beck is a repulsive human being but his power is expanding by the day. Bigger than Rush...bigger than O'Reilly......bigger than Palin. Mark ... more » Spirit Fingers: I am literally amazed by his ability to hold his head upright. I would think the amount of 'stupid' and 'fucking crazy' would somehow cause various fo... more » RheaPollstry: "You shall not pass!" Perhaps if his sphincter said the same thing once in a while he wouldn't be such a douche. more » JacquesPaysan: This will only work if the entire population of Iran is made of nerds. more » -
#listicle
Elijah Wood Is the Most Critically-Acclaimed Actor, Freddie Prinze, Jr. the Most Hated
Indie mag Miller-McCune performed mathematical voodoo on a zillion movie reviews to figure out critics' favorite and least favorite actors, as well as which critics are the nicest and the meanest. More » -
#traderoundup
Springtime for Hobbits and Hollywood
Its a day of rebirth — Hobbits, Wonder Woman, Barry Manilow. They're all ready to become heroes all over again. It's all in the trades. More » -
#specialfriends
Glenn Beck Adds Gay Old Man to His List of Celebrity Impressions
On Fox & Friends this morning, Glenn Beck explained how Barack Obama must be stopped from using the PATRIOT Act—seriously!—to spy on whites by adding an aging British homosexual playing a wizard to his entertaining repertoire of impressions. -
#tactics
Iran Government Attempts to Distract Angry Populace with Lord of the Rings
What's a good way to keep people from protesting in the streets over a corrupt and demoralizing election? By showing them movies! Iran will be broadcasting the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in an effort to keep people indoors. More » -
