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more about #losers more comments → aztecprincess: If ever a Mexican votes for/likes/forgives this unspeakable turd, I am personally gonna kick their ass. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: In which Felix The Salmon taunts "Lying Leprosy Lou" Dobbs: [blogs.reuters.com] more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Ok. Nothing solid about racist yet. Lying, ratings-hungry douchebag, yes: [blogs.wsj.com] more » Wrapitup: Ah, I see that Lou Dobbs' political consultants made it clear to him that there was no way he would make it past the Republican primaries without the ... more » Magister: In the video, he was a bit condescending toward the interviewer, but she opened the door and apparently he was tired of answering her questions. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: "The funny thing, Lou, is that you were the one who attempted to create the impression, without evidence, that all illegal immigrants were criminals."... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: I fucking knew it. more » Niko Bellic: Yeah, he said the right things, but he said them while being Lou Dobbs, which is a bad thing to be, therefore both him and his words need to be deport... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: If this dickwad runs for President he may singlehandedly bring about a new less-sucky era of "SNL". Some cast member is already getting the latex jow... more » rledrialmder: That wasn't Lou Dobbs talking, that was "Lou Dobbs", that character he played on CNN. He only plays a rabid cracker bigot on TV. more » willwriteforfood: "We should turn into a solution rather than a continuing debate and factional contest." That's a pretty fucking quick turnaround, Lou, especially you... more » Unsolicited Advice: There is approximately three solid months of footage that political opponents could play of him accusing Mexicans of being some sort of plague sent by... more » meechybee: Why is it that the same people who are so xenophobic and ant-immigrant are the same people who are anti-birth control? more » Helio: I was shocked when I heard this on the radio riding into work. Had I just imagined his history of bigoted nonsense all this time? I get that the man ... more » meechybee: Oh, so he is running for office... more » -
#assholes
Lou Dobbs Loves Immigrants Now, Everyone
Oh, seriously? "In a little-noticed interview Friday, Mr. Dobbs told Spanish-language network Telemundo he now supports a plan to legalize millions of undocumented workers, a stance he long lambasted as an unfair 'amnesty.'"
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#losers
The Trumps Lose Yooge
Judging purely by outward appearances, you might guess that Learning Annex instructor Donald Trump is still some sort of "big wheel" in the casino business. But actually he is barely even in the business any more, because he's a loser. More » -
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Whoops, Barack Obama Forgot to Care About the Gays Again
Congratulations to the National Organization For Marriage, a group dedicated to making sure a large segment of the population cannot get married, on their successful campaign to scare people in Maine. More » -
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The New York Mets' Only Win: Bernie Madoff
When the Bernie Madoff scandal broke, New York Mets fans were momentarily terrified because the team's owners had huge accounts with Madoff's firm. Turns out that was the Mets' best investment. Hey-o! More » -
#brightideas
How Can We Lose Some Weight?
We as Americans are not in the shape we once (1942) were. Is it possible to "lose" the accumulated weight of decades of Cap'n Crunch, Nestle Quik, and Quarter Pounders? America's willing to give it a shot. With crazy schemes. More » -
#politics
The Losers' Guide to the NYC Mayoral Race
All the smart/ cowardly politicians bailed on the NYC mayor's race when Mike Bloomberg strongarmed himself back onto the ballot. But there is still a handful of comical challengers to our Mayor-for-life! Below, a guide to the losers. More » -
#goaway
Lanny Davis Now Hurting Two Countries
Clinton lawyer Lanny Davis has a new job: lobbying for the post-coup government of Honduras! More » -
#losers
Ruth Madoff: Unsympathetic Figure
Ruth Madoff is getting her passport back, so that she may—if she's smart—flee this country for an isolated life far, far away. Our poll of public sympathy for her did not come back with encouraging results: More » -
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#losers
Microtrend: You're No 'Professional'
"Everyone today wants to be a professional and most people believe they are." But most of you are deluded. Mark Penn is here to tell you why. And to spout further generalizations, for money! More » -
#markpenn
'Pollster Grifter' Bilks Innocent Secretary Out of $2.3 Million
To answer Time's headline: NO. Mark Penn should not get paid. He should be put in a box with insects. But apparently that is not an option! More » -
#politics
RNC Has New Loser Chairman
Michael Steele was famous being the highest-ranking elected Black Republican in the country, when he was the Lieutenant Governor of Maryland. Then he lost a Senate race. Now he is in charge of the Republican Party! More » -
#kevinsheekey
One More For the "Get Fired in '09" List
Bloomberg aide Kevin Sheekey is a late addition to our list of people who should be unemployed in 2009. More » -
#failures
Inept Man Invents Trends For Imaginary Audience
Professional loser Mark Penn—the strategist who can tell you exactly how to become disliked by each individual microsegment of the population—has a newbook adWSJ column. Let's talk about how stupid it is: More » -
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Axl Rose Kills US Economy
Ridiculously braided Guns "N" Roses frontman Axl Rose is destroying our national economy this holiday season through sloth and anger. And, even more, by not selling any freakin records: More » -
#losers
Mark Penn Has a Well-Compensated Newspaper Job, Still No Justice in Universe
Mark Penn should be shot from a cannon into the deepest part of the ocean. Instead he has a new Wall Street Journal column! Let's read it, and cry. More »
