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more about #love more comments → phlox✔: Was that a H8 iron you just used there Hamilton? I love golf because it's the great equalizer. It's just you and your meagre (or prodigious) talent a... more » dippitydoo: thank god. finally! for so long i thought i was the only one. thank you, hamilton. more » PaintedTrollop: Wouldn't it be cheaper for him to just grow a BEARD? more » heywhat: I believe it was the great philosopher Charles Barkeley who said that winning is the deodorant that covers any kind of stink. Once he wins a couple o... more » Helio: Speaking of robotic sportsmen, if I ever found out Roger Federer was running around on Mirka I would feel righteous anger. Not only would such a revel... more » A Message To Rudy: How could a guy that focused on details on the golf course be that sloppy when it comes to the hoochies? more » intime: It sounds like his boner needs a break, anyway. It must be all raw and red at this point! more » resipsaloquacious: You think this is bad? Wait until it comes out that he was banging Capt. Sully's wife. PR DISASTER! more » Steve U: A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods Don't go into the woods with Billy Bob Thornton? more » AzureTexan: Well, if this golf thing doesn't work out, maybe Tiger can start an a capella singing group with Bob Costas and David Duchovny called "Eldrick and the... more » econdave: And cut back on the endorsements. As a golfer, it doesn't matter if he cheats on his wife. However, when he's trying to sell the public something, ima... more » Spirit Fingers: I agree that Tiger is boring. He wears a red shirt and black pants every Sunday. No, seriously, every. Sunday. But at least this whole scandal perhaps... more » BadUncle: In other words, keep swinging the driver. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: But he's not boring. Didn't he just admit to being a proxy for the CIA and then break into to Jesper Parnevik's house where he used Jesper's "Tiger ... more » Unsolicited Advice: This advice did not work for Brett Myers. Sure, he wouldn't have a stadium full of people wearing wifebeaters. But the first missed putt will be "a ... more » -
#advice
A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
It might appear that Tiger Woods has lots of problems these days, but in fact he only has one problem: He is a boring, boring man who finds himself in a non-boring situation. We know how to solve this.
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#sexytime
Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
If you want to write an article that gets the people talking, one good way is to just start classifying women in random groups, related to age and hot sexxx. Hot sexxxy cheetah ladies cannot resist this delicious media bait! More » -
#rumormonger
Rush Sets Wedding Date!
Congrats to Rush Limbaugh! We hear he's finally set a date get married for a fourth time—appropriately enough, it is the Fourth of July!
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#personalads
Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities
Turning to Craigslist in search of love: A grand American tradition! And not one deserving of mockery. Rather, let us marvel at the craft of composing a Craiglist M4W ad that excludes every woman on planet Earth. Except, perchance...you?
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#tabloids
Hot Foot Hottie Had Dirty Doorman Fetish
Sexxxy wealthy foot model Christina Ambers marrying a doorman at her fancy building: A heartwarming story of love overcoming class barriers. Finding out Ambers previously dated another doorman: What a low-class slut. Tabloid law: Unbreakable. [NYDN] -
#love
Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
Kate Major quit her job at Star after falling in "love" with Octodad Jon Gosselin and living happily ever after for a month or so. But she didn't do it on a whim; she had the world's most comical "contract!" More » -
#love
'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
Paul Janka! He's still stalking women and all their various "holes." A friendly tipster has been kind enough to share with us her recent encounter with America's skeeziest, most overaggressive pickup "artist." Get waxed, baby. This is gonna hurt. More » -
#taste
Trump-Kushner Wedding Features Trump Brand of Class
Cindy Adams says that guests at the Jared Kushner-Ivanka Trump wedding received a "pair of small white flip-flops with the tag: 'Ivanka and Jared — what a pair.'" Fine. But what about information on valuable real estate investment opportunities? More » -
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#science
Stank Places More Hardcore
Brigham Young researchers have found that clean, fresh smells make people act "fairer and more generous." Makes sense—New York City is essentially a noxious, rat-infested garbage barge full of venal, corrupt hustlers. Fuck you, Utah. [Science Daily] -
#love
Let's Break the Kushner-Trump Wedding Photo Monopoly
New York Observer owner Jared Kushner finally wed Ivanka Trump this weekend. Kushner (repped by Rubenstein PR) sold the only wedding photo to the NY Post (also repped by Rubenstein). How tastelessly flacky. We have a better idea. More » -
#minlieskovsky
The Facebook Flirting Salman Rushdie Used to Win Min Lieskovsky's Heart
How quickly the internet coughs up wonderful things in this age of online romance. Here we have some fun Facebook messages between Salman Rushdie and his brand new love cookie, Harvard-educated model-lover Min Lieskovsky. Plus! Min's secret blog, "Mongol Whored." More » -
#fieldguide
Min Lieskovsky, Salman Rushdie's New Squeeze
Inexplicably (but admirably) magnetic elderly author Salman Rushdie is now out on the town with another attractive younger lady: Min Lieskovsky. Who is she? We will tell you what we know, okay?
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#sexyscience
Get Married, Do Chores, Get Laid Rarely
A new study by love scientists says that married couples that do more housework together have more sex. But! Not so fast, horny chore boy.
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#brokenhearts
Padma Lakshmi Still Haunting Salman Rushdie's Dreams
According to Page Six, Salman Rushdie's ex-girlfriend says he's "cowardly, dysfunctional, and immature" and won't stop talking about Padma Lakshmi, the one that got away. More » -
#onlinedating
Conde Nast's Dating Site, Featuring Si Newhouse's "Profile"
Conde Nast's having survival issues. Not to worry. Despite shuttering Gourmet and clearing out all the Orangina, Si's got a brand new bag: a Conde Nast dating site. We test-drove it with a profile on behalf of a certain chairman.
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#davidletterman
Letterman Scandal Shock: Fling Caused Love Letters, Anger
The Sexy Middle-Aged Man Interoffice Romance Scandal continues apace! Today in salacious pieces of information relating to David Letterman and the woman he smooched and her crazy boyfriend: A blackmail motive! Lusty letters! And a good guess at who's leaking!
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#love
"Couples therapy" psychologist violently slashes husband. You don't wish for that, but you still chuckle.
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#proposals
Love exists. Have a good weekend.
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#hirammonserrate
Love Is Stronger Than Face-Slashing
Time for an update on the case of Hiram Monserrate, alleged girlfriend face-slasher and one of New York's three very most objectionable political figures! Having his slash-vic on his side in court is really helping him out. Love—it's crazy. More » -
#mistakes
Dudes Buying Fancy Beds
Just trying to be a normal xenophobic American man these days means constantly fighting back against The System (ladies, etc.) telling us to buy fancy shampoo and fancy underwear, so, hey fellas, do not buy more fancy crap by choice. More »
