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more about #madisonsquarepark more comments → Rozelle’s Bagman: I'm sorry. I challenge anyone to find a place in a 3 block radius that still dispenses coffee in a it's-a-pleasure-to-serve-you cup. Unless it's a pe... more » TheBusinessGuy: He doesn't have to wait in line because movie stars' burgers are made by wizard chefs, topped with fairy cheese, and delivered by angels. The angels ... more » hamburgerhotdog: I must be getting old, because this is very appealing to me. I see this sort of thing and I want to ask him to clean my gutters on Saturday. more » TedSez: "I'm sorry, Ben Whofleck?" more » takeouteurotrash: Nice shoes, you piker. more » Thatcornellguy: Those Credit Suisse Boys still go to Shake Shack? more » Spirit Fingers: Let me guess, The Adjustment Bureau is a movie about an undercover agent, politician, rogue operative who is outed by extremists wherein a plot develo... more » AzureTexan: But seriously. There's an Adjustment Bureau now? I can outsource the public rearrangement of my privates? I'm in. more » Matt Cherette: I would whore myself out for some Shake Shack right now. more » AzureTexan: Caption: Victim of poor box-office but still a proud man, actor Matt Damon begs for loose change on the streets of Manhattan. more » BettyCrocker: Those pants are a horror. Did he mug a flight attendant for Cathay Pacific Airlines? more » DahlELama: The Scorn Identity more » pureblarney: Sigh. He's such a babe. more » Valerie Flame: This just in.... my friend saw BRET MICHAELS this morning in madison square park near the flat iron. Apparently he' s gonna be on the next CELEBRITY A... more » BxgrlJeri: My kid can beat up your tree pisser. more » -
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[Matt Damon can't believe people are lining up at Shake Shack in the December chill when filming The Adjustment Bureau in Madison Square Park yesterday. Image via Getty] -
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The New York Times Would Like Your Children To Stop Pissing On Trees, Please
When a kid pisses on a tree in Manhattan, who hears it? The New York Times, of course! And they're out to take the little bastard to task. More »
