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more about #madonna more comments → AuntPenny: Rob Pattinson can be as smelly as he wants. I still want to carry him around in my pocket forever and ever. #russellbrand more » sarrible: For a minute there, I really thought "Jho Low" was some sort of pun on Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband trying to sell their sex tapes. #russellbrand more » Magister: I love how even Russell Brand's realtor put "yoga" in quotation marks. more » raincoaster: "Puma" actually means something different, but I'm so stoned on cold meds I can't remember what it is. I think it's a younger-generational maneater, w... more » pureblarney: Yet another reason to love Ian McKellen. #russellbrand more » SaraRueful: "Shitcanned" means fired. I think you mean "shitfaced." #rihanna more » Cynner: "Thou shalt not fornicate." Prejean is safe as the TMZ article truly clarifies that the home-made porn is a solo act. Who knew she had such talent? ... more » AngriestGeek: Sorry, but "What the hell is a disco stick anyway!?!" "I think you know" just cracks me up. But it's amazing how someone who's been performing for da... more » DennyCrane: The Dave Matthews Band? Really? If Lorne lets them play two songs, they'll take up the whole 90 minutes. /rimshot #saturdaynightlive more » TheExperience: This sketch wasn't funny, regardless of what take it was. Period. I'm tired of hearing how awesome Lady Gaga was for appearing on SNL. I do like her, ... more » onebadclam: I recall seeing more GaGa ass in the original broadcast. Could her see-through shorts be the reason for the switch? Because there sure isn't anythin... more » MissNormaDesmond: This is the funnier one? Wow. Thanks for validating my not bothering to watch it very often. #saturdaynightlive more » Baroness: That was much better! Not racier- it just shows how horribly Madonna flubbed the lines "I have hundreds of hits/you only have two" in the original l... more » snugbug: Dude, Madonna can't sing. Yeah, I know: Stop the presses! But it's painful to watch how she flat-tones her sing-songy lines while this Lady Gaga perso... more » Richard Blakeley: What is so racy about this? It's pretty tame and not very funny... it only makes me wonder how bad the other one was... not so much to like, actually ... more » -
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
Russell Brand's house is for sale (so he can move in with Katy Perry?), Pam Anderson pulls a Blanche DuBois, and Robert Pattinson has poor hygiene. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More » -
#snldigest
Madonna and Lady Gaga's SNL Rehearsal Skit: The Better Version
Last night, Saturday Night Live did a re-run of the fairly interesting Ryan Reynolds-hosted episode from earlier this month. In it was a skit with musical performer Lady Gaga and a Madonna cameo. But they re-aired the funnier, racier version. More » -
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Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he's a centaur. Jessica Simpson's man requirements. Lady Gaga's ballet. RobPatz's marriage prospects. Presenting your epic Halloween Morning Gossip Roundup. Get scared: More » -
#scaredstraight
Anderson Cooper Is a Giant Homosexual and Everyone Knows It
Page Six today has a not-very-thinly-veiled item about Anderson Cooper going on a very gay vacation with his very gay boyfriend who owns a very gay bar. Enough: Anderson Cooper is very gay. It's time he said it. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
Over the Bored-erline
[Madonna tries to stifle a yawn behind her hat while she and daughter Lourdes Leon sit through the ground-breaking ceremony for her school for girls in Malawi today. Image via AP] -
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Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
The celebrity chef and his jilted bride Erica Wang continue to duke it out. No one knows anything about Brad Pitt's motorcycle accident, Lindsay Lohan has a whole new drug, Madonna's kids are skipping school. It's Monday. There is gossip. More » -
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Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again
Simpson-Wentz loses her role on Melrose. Madonna is building a school in Malawi. Lindsay Lohan coaxes a club into lifting its ban on her presence. Come, enjoy the fruits of Friday's gossip. More » -
#trickytracy
4 Fun Facts About Madonna's Former Trainer
Tracy Anderson may not be Madonna's trainer anymore, but she's still a total fraud. The Daily Beast has a detailed indictment of her latest escapades, from which we've chosen four. [Jezebel] -
#picoftheday
Like a Vision
[This New York street art using an iconic Madonna image has been touched more than the very first time. Image via alan(ator)'s Flickr] -
#gossiproundup
Michael Lohan's Concern for Lindsay Lohan Is a Bad Omen for Everyone Involved
Michael Lohan's worried about his daughter, might be right. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson's mom hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey's virginity, Madonna's neighbor relations, Karadshian Ass..ian...and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Lindsay Lohan "Still Learning" Time, Fashion
Lindsay Lohan tries to explain her adventures in fashion. Britney Spears receives a dubious award. Joe Francis has no backbone. And we feel bad for Leona Lewis. Yes, it's your Thursday morning gossip roundup. It's it's chock full of nuts! More » -
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Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
Tilda Swinton and Donald Trump fighting. So are Tori Spelling and Star. And, yes, even Gore Vidal and Ed Koch. But at least there's some love: Heidi Klum and Seal had baby number four. Welcome to your Tuesday gossip roundup! More » -
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Oprah Slammed with Mile High Lawsuit
One of Oprah's flight attendants wants monetary revenge for not having sex. Christina Hendricks got married. Jail makes Roman Polanski sad. And Blago and Trump's hair wars will be television gold. Happy Monday and welcome to your gossip roundup! More » -
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Madonna, Guy Ritchie in Fierce "Retard" Battle
Divorces are ugly business. That's what we can learn from today's gossip roundup, which includes Madonna and Guy Ritchie acting like children, Peter Brant taking on Stephanie Seymour's fashion habit and, on another note, the return of Tina Fey's Palin. More » -
#mediacrack
Which Magazine Would NYC Be?
In your controversial Tuesday media column: A magazine tries to claim NYC as its own, Details loses a publisher, Nancy Grace is the next Judge Judy, and Madonna wants to suck a newspaper's life blood (money). More » -
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Erin Andrews Appreciates Men in Uniform
Erin Andrews offers thanks. Chris Noth's off the market. Kandi Burruss released a statement on AJ's death. And Don Imus remains an optimist. Good morning! It's your Monday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
Elizabeth Edwards may have given up on her marriage. Paris Jackson knows who killed her father. Liz Taylor once tried suicide. And Palin could be trying her hand at beauty. Good morning, sunshine! Here's your Thursday morning gossip roundup! More »
