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more about #mahalo more comments → meg9: Seriously, if the school house rock guys need the 50 cents they'll make from the 12 people who clicked on "when a bill becomes a law" when I posted it... more » Ricki-Oh: And so it begins. This time it's not the evil old RIAA or MPAA, it's an organization that actually makes sure content creators get paid. I love this. ... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: ASCAP, the "Happy Birthday" Mafia. (Seriously. Look it up. Royalties are due, motherfuckers!) more » Weegee's bored: Would ASCAP please start with the lyrics sites that hit you with 10 popups and then won't let you surf away? more » Jason McCabe Calacanis: The person calling seems very reluctant to answer the question as to what happened... *perhaps* because the answer might be something like "Well, Mich... more » hatey: I was shocked they played this on NPR. Like, my jaw dropped. more » PaisleyPajamas: Listened to it and WTF? A doctor on scene who it is assumed is doing CPR with the patient in a bed? That does NOTHING. It would make chest compressi... more » misslinda: I ain't gonna listen to it cause I've still never fully recovered from the Joaquin Phoenix 911 call. more » CaptainFantastic: I heard it and the operator repeated "So he's not breathing?" and "So he's not conscious?" every 20 seconds, the point of which I do not know. more » Jody Schmidt: You are wrong about this guy. He has a heart of gold and is definitely someone I would trust and would want to have my back. And, street hustler? If a... more » nirreskeya: Caffeine Free Diet Coke? It's just that it's completely unmanly. Maybe he's a teetotaler. Maybe he's a Mormon. Judging people by what they drink? ... more » stanhalen: Guy looks like a classic doofus...If you squint he looks just like Corky from life goes on.. Not that any of us would ever judge anyone based solely o... more » Pop Socket: J-Cal rebuttal comment coming in 4..., 3..., 2..., more » Mo MoDo: He may be a doughy blowhard, but he's funny and entertaining. more » seanpercival: Jason typically treats waiters like complete shit so this seems only fair. more » -
#copyfight
Embedding a YouTube Video May Cost You a Bundle in ASCAP Bills
Fresh off a court victory against Google's YouTube, ASCAP tells us it is setting its sights on users of the video-sharing site. Welcome to the exciting world of copyright licensing, blogger; you may already owe gobs of money! More » -
#morbidthings
Would You Like to Listen to the Michael Jackson 911 Call?
Of course you would! It's been two hours since TMZ got ahold of the call to 911 reporting Michael Jackson's heart attack and we haven't posted it. Dereliction of duty! Anyway, the link is here. More » -
#twitterati
New York Times Editor Joins Ranks of the Twitterati
Everyone's joining Twitter, did you know? Even New York Times editor Bill Keller has gotten on board, we hear — and he's just as self-promotional as the rest! Today's other Twitter trivia. More » -
#blowhards
Jason Calacanis Nominates Himself MySpace's Captain Obvious
The most amusing thing about fameballs is when they don't realize their balls have stopped rolling. Such is bulldog entrepreneur Jason Calacanis's lot, as he desperately tries to pose as MySpace's next CEO. More » -
#therich
How Celebrity Tech Guru 'Stimulates' Waitresses
Join Jason Calacanis' internet guide Mahalo and you can expect to work to exhaustion in a poorly-lit strip mall for barely more than San Francisco minimum wage. You'd be better off as Calacanis' waitress. More » -
#crime
Jason Calacanis's Felony-Friendly Hiring Practices
Jason Calacanis, the CEO of Mahalo, the world's largest compendium of rewritten Google search results, claims he hired a computer hacker because he never bothered to Google him. Now his employee is headed to jail. More » -
#mahalo
Jason Calacanis makes Disneyland the saddest place on earth
After laying off most of his staff, how is Mahalo CEO Jason Calacanis watching his pennies? By spending some of the Web directory's $21 million in funding to take nine remaining employees to Disneyland. -
#censorship
A question you can't ask on Mahalo Answers
Jason Calacanis, the voluble CEO of Web directory Mahalo, is a fan of free speech. As long as the words are his own. -
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#mahalodollars
Jason Calacanis's funny money
With Mahalo Answers, the latest Web project from Brooklyn-born blog blowhard Jason Calacanis, you can pay people to Google for you with fictional bucks. Genius! More » -
#web20
The bubble that wasn't
Jason Calacanis, the mop-haired founder of Mahalo, an overfunded Web directory, is musing on Twitter about "tickers and rallies past" — a Proustian substitution of stock markets for madeleines. But what, exactly, does he have to be nostalgic for?
