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more about #mariahcarey more comments → TedSez: Seriously, if a beauty pageant asks you who you'd like to have lunch with, the answer is always Jesus. Rounding out the Top Ten are Abe Lincoln, Opra... more » Unsolicited Advice: Miles and miles of squares, and still nobody cares... more » starke: no foster, you don't have an ear infection. you have been infected with the spirit of oscar wilde! i swear it! that is all. more » unclevanya: Too many stories, to much to do before Thanksgiving, so I stopped at "West Wing actress"... She's not unknown to a West Wingnut like me. How I love t... more » CumaeanSibyl: Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe ought to form a support group for victims of capital-F Fandom, except that such a group would itself inspire terabytes ... more » katekate is squared: Is that guy in the pink shirt also in the AzzWizzard Coalition? Then it could be a triumvirate. Feel better, Foster! Although I must admit that I'm... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Reading this is like doing a bump off some club kid's ass. I wait for it every Saturday morning in agony when I am stuck working. Oh Foster, you make ... more » momof3wildkids: Why do I think both Poppa Lohan and Jon Gosselin are sexting Lindsay? Sort of a blackberry 3way. more » Swifter: Balk is contagious, it seems. more » bboston88: You're so sassy and slightly hostile lately Foster, I love it! more » Lysergic Asset: This gossip roundup brought to you by Red Bull, Sugar Coated Frosted Flakes and crystal meth. (I kid you, Foster.) more » A Message To Rudy: Thanks for clearing thinks up with that caption. Now what the heck is the "Hey! Hey! and how does one give it? #mariahcarey more » Mike Jahn: The nice thing about fake boobs is that they don't age as well as the rest. #mariahcarey more » Hiroine Protagonist: Honey, you still look young! Look, Roman Polanski is practically about to attack you with 'ludes! #mariahcarey more » Btwbfdimho: Her air-bags automatically get deployed when a threesome seems inevitable. #mariahcarey more » -
#gossiproundup
Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
Impaired Vision of Love
[Can Mariah Carey see through her retro glasses that she is giving an old man the "Hey! Hey!" when leaving her hotel in London today? Image via INF] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. [Jezebel] -
#gday
Today a Musical War Is Waged for Gay America's Soul
September 29th is a day that will go down in ginfamy (that is gay infamy) as the day that Mariah Carey, Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Britney Spears battled for supremacy in gay hearts and minds. Who will stand victorious? More » -
#gossiproundup
Robert Pattinson Doesn't Understand Why More Models Don't Want to Go Out With Him
Robert Pattinson whines about not getting more hot chicks, Brad Pitt is a joint-rolling artist, Kate Major says boning Jon Gosselin was "amazing," Mariah Carey disses the Grammys, Alicia Silverstone gets naked and David Cook is dating an older woman. More » -
#gossiproundup
Apocalyptic Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' Engagement: Causing Teens To Spontaneously Combust
Two teenage celebrities might be getting married, and therefore: doing it. Robert Pattinson's life is invaded by aliens. Paula wants back on Idol, and I want back in the womb. Madonna, Sinatra, Spears, Spacey. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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#gossiproundup
Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
Jeremy Piven goes nuts on Chris Kattan, Robert Pattinson parties in Queens, Michael Jackson is finally buried, Bethenny Frankel hates Gwyneth Paltrow, Jesus Luz wants to be a DJ, Mariah Carey is freaking out and Victoria Beckham debuts on Idol. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features farts, F bombs, our friend Moe Tkacik, and a soap opera's homage to Grey Gardens, among things. [Jezebel] -
#celebsinperil
Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
When Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. Not really, because people seemed to actually care about their public descent into madness. Is the celeb meltdown passe? More » -
#badbreakups
You Will Never Unsee Mimi's Revenge
After ex-boyfriend Eminem took a potshot at her on his new album Relapse, Mariah Carey decided to beat the rapper at his own multiple-personality game, by dressing as him on the NYC video shoot for her latest single, "Obsessed" yesterday. More » -
#gossiproundup
Never Throw Your Drink at Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova viciously brawls with another woman in a Vegas club, Leighton Meester sings and acts in a video for Cobra Starship, Michael Jackson looked frail on stage at his concert rehearsals and Chris Brown gets shut down by Jay-Z. More » -
#gossiproundup
The Moon and the Stars Align Perfectly For Lindsay Lohan Once Again
Elle is letting LiLo off the hook over the jewels everyone seems convinced that she stole, two cops try to blackmail Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick, Mariah Carey will star in a London play and Justin Timberlake loves tequila shots. More » -
#gossiproundup
Brad and Angelina Are Getting Married to Squelch Rumors of Their Love's Demise
Brad and Angelina are getting married in New Orleans, Brooke Shields settled with the National Enquirer for kidnapping her mother, Mariah Carey is getting fat, Pete Doherty shot up on a commercial flight, and Denise Richards is addicted to boob jobs. More » -
#gossiproundup
John Mayer Doesn't Go Out Unless He's Covered in Kisses
John Mayer went out on Saturday night and raised the bar on celebrity cheesedickery, David Cross and Amber Tamblyn are making out in public all over East Village, and Fergie admits to being bi-sexual. More » -
#filmschooled
Precious Trailer: A Thing Of Terrible Beauty
The trailer for Precious, the film based on the novel Push by Sapphire, has hit the web, and it will probably give you goosebumps: [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Carrie Prejean Just Can't Keep Her Top On
More Carrie Prejean topless photos have emerged, real topless photos, Bob Barker and Betty White are about to kill each other over an elephant, and Nick Cannon is sick of Eminem talking about Mariah. More » -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan Talks to Males, ZOMG
Rihanna and Chris Brown might be at the same party in the same room at the same time; Lindsay Lohan brazenly spent hours in the company of males. What does it all mean? More »
