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more about #mariedouglasdavid more comments → Forgetitjake: There is no such thing as a Nordic duchess. Not since the middle ages. Denmark, Norway, zero dukes, zero duchesses. Iceland, Finland, are you out of y... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: baroness? you're being paged to this thread, please.. more » DahlELama: Er, somehow I missed the detail about his owning a penthouse in 740 Park before now. If he's looking to remarry, I might know someone... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I'm a little late to this story but just a couple of quick items: 1) Exactly how evil is United Technologies? 2) I think I had a little fling with he... more » Trixie from Toronto: Exactly how much sex did she want? How much is too much? Just ... errrr ... curious. more » Claire Buoyant: An estate in Argentina Seems mighty convenient. I know somebody who's looking for love down there. more » resipsaloquacious: He had to divorce her, it was a matter of life (after death) and death. Look at the bloodsucker, he obviously was not receiving nourishment from that ... more » FormerEnglishMajor: So the bid-ask is $43 mil and $100 mil? The savings of "a little in divorce payouts" that you find "fascinating"= $57 mil. No wonder he's fighting - h... more » irishbreakfast: Dude's not only a world-class pussy, can't he afford a thesaurus? "supercillious," "swaggering," "disdainful" would all be better than nattering on a... more » son of spam: Somewhere there is a first wife laughing her ass off. more » spotted-dog: okay my great-great-grandmother was born at number 10 downing street - the last birth there - so can i at least be a count? she's distantly related t... more » friend_of_a_friend: I feel like a nagging wife when I point this out...but here goes: George David was Chairman of United Technologies Corp. He supposedly discussed UTC's... more » Tremonius: Didn't she have to duck sniper fire in St Moritz? more » Private Hangnail: So did she invent Post-Its? more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Of course he doesn't mean to equate her with the dog-- He's KEEPING the DOG. more » -
#theworstisover
CEO Finally Free Of His Sex-Crazed Swedish Countess Divorcée To The Tune Of $50 Million
There's an old joke about the difference between prostitution and sex being that you're paying someone to go away in the morning. That said, if you're married to Swedish countess Marie Douglas-David, it officially costs $50M to kick her out. More » -
#divorcecourt
Countess Divorceé Will Have to Make Do With $55 Mil
Countess divorceé Marie Douglas-David's long ordeal is mercifully drawing to a close. The lovelorn Swede has nearly reached a settlement with her CEO ex-husband, George Davis, the world's biggest pussy. Marie shall be rewarded the bare minimum necessary to survive. More » -
#divorcecourt
Rich Man Regrets Buying Mistress All That Lingerie
George David, the wealthy ex-husband of Swedish countess divorceé Marie Douglas-David, is happy to reveal himself as the World's Biggest Pussy to fight his ex-wife's gold-digging. We just go along with this dynamic! Today: George David's no P-I-M-P. More » -
#divorcecourt
Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy
The news-less summer is saved—the Countess Divorceé trial continues, mercifully! The latest preposterous occurrence: Marie Douglas-David's CEO hubby was not only raped, but also menaced. By his wife's imperious tones! More » -
#love
Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
Okay so you know that Swedish countess Marie Douglas-David needs $53K per week to live because her CEO (soon-to-be-ex) husband was overly generous and divorce-fetishy (and submissive), but did you know she made him rich? More » -
#messydivorces
Countess Raped Me, Husband Says
Why would a rich guy sleep with his trophy wife and another woman? Because he's a lying cheat? Or because his uncontrollable Swedish bride knew he was leaving but took his body anyway? More » -
#love
Countess Divorcée's Perfect Marriage From Hell
Swedish countess Marie Douglas-David was in court explaining why she wants $100 million in her divorce: her husband was too generous! Then again, he's a heartless control freak. And she's a shrew! They're perfect together:
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#therich
Countess Divorcée Demands $100 Million for Husband's Vanilla Fetish
Marie Douglas-David, the Swedish countess divorcee who is demanding $100 million from her soon-to-be-ex-husband to meet her $53,000-per-week minimum needs, is now telling her side of the story: her husband's a divorce sex fiend!
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#classwar
Countess Divorcée Needs $53K a Week, Minimum
Some people's entire lives were created just to help the tabloids stoke class warfare. There's no other explanation for Swedish countess Marie Douglas-David, who needs $53K per week just to survive. She can prove it!
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