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more about #markglaser more comments → pollyannacowgirl: I know how much you can love a dog, but don't call yourself a dog's "mom", okay? Or you can refer to yourself as "mommy" when you talk to your dog or... more » DahlELama: Say what you will about Diablo Cody, but the woman's got excellent taste in ice cream. more » Matt Cherette: One of the most annoying parts of my day is when I log into Facebook and face the inevitable pile of Farmville invitations. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: Jessica, poor girl. My heart goes out to you. Your baby died quickly--probably a quick broken neck and then suffocation. Damn, though... p.s. I'd be ... more » snugbug: Hurray, Milo Yiannopoulos aka the Oscar Wilde of tweeting made it on Twitterati! I srsly recommend following him. And stalking his ridiculously hot ass. more » BlinkyMcChuck: I didn't even know Oasis was still recording. And I hope Amanda gets fat on that Whole Foods hidden sugars crap. more » raincoaster: It's entirely possible that it only requires one hand to do justice to Toure. They're about four inches wide, on average. more » snugbug: Said it once before, but it bears repeating: Twitter makes the smartest people sound like self-involved numbnuts. Except for Susan Orlean. She always ... more » ellagood: these people are about as engaging as a tollbooth exchange. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not assume that a "Vaio" is always a laptop. Now, as for the one handed beauty, something about "carpal knowledge." more » m1keh0gan: I wasn't SORRY that I didn't see the guy get beat down. OK, maybe a little bit sorry. He was in a convertible. With a trophy wife. In the Upper East S... more » shag_carpet_bomb: Greg LeMond is a crackpot. I'll give Lance that much. more » raincoaster: My friend scored the BESTEST Facebook namerush name: [facebook.com] and just in case it gets shortened that's right, her custom Facebook URL is "Vanit... more » -
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Weekend Booze Flows Early for Twitterati
A Brit got "pissed;" a Chicago Tribuner made it a double; and Mark Glaser stumbled over bums. The Twitterati were not finding sobriety. More » -
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Kirstie Alley Conned with Technology for Second Time
Jessica Simpson loved her probably-eaten dog like a child; Kirstie Alley is spending money buying imaginary things and Wolf Blitzer posted a celebrity photo to his new Twitter account. The Twitterati let their emotions guide them. More » -
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'Do You Know Who I Am??' Ask The Twitterati
Sarah Lacy was severely inconvenienced by a visa snafu; Mark Glaser was dissed by a conference and a writer danced on Oasis' grave. The Twitterati were feeling huffy. More » -
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One-Armed Hot Girl Baffles Twitterati
Ed Henry is still bitter about a college rejection letter; Jack Shafer might be an actual robot and Susan Orlean's laptop is l33t. The Twitterati revealed unexpected things about themselves. More » -
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White People Mouth Off to Black Cops Like This
Angry and unbeaten white suspects made a Vanity Fair editor angry; Facebook friendings sparked an ego-tweet; and self deprecation was deprecated. The Twitterati were eagerly reading between the lines. More » -
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Lance Amrstrong Denied Chance to Slam Greg LeMond, Or Story Saying He Slams Greg LeMond
Lance Armstrong uncensored his Wall Street Journal letter saying everyone hates Greg LeMond, except Lance Armstrong; Daily Show people had a vicious fight about chairs and the Economist got snarked on. The Twitterati got it out of their systems. More » -
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Kindle Thief Tortures Owner with Crappy Book Buys
The Twitterati ended the week punchy: Kevin Rose was plundering sofware; Anil Dash gleefully promoted the term "Facesquatting" and Mark Glaser lost his Kindle to a teenaged girl. More »
