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more about #marriage more comments → PaintedTrollop: Wouldn't it be cheaper for him to just grow a BEARD? more » RollsRoyceRevenge: I, for one, wish nothing but the best for Rush's fourth marriage. And his fifth, sixth, seventh and--who knows?--eighth marriages. more » mimigoliath: Gross. more » Lysergic Asset: Wait, Limbaugh reads this site? My God, think of how much more thoroughly believable* bullshit we could get him to believe. Come on, people! *(to gul... more » BettyCrocker: The only thing worse than imagining sexin' with Rush is imagining his bedfarts, of which there are surely aplenty. He and Andrea Peyser would make a ... more » onebadclam: And he has the gall to call gay marriage an abomination. more » unclevanya: She won the ring by bidding the lowest pre-nup settlement figure in the silent auction. To paraphrase the great Judy Tenuta: "Didja ever get married ... more » Mike Jahn: The FDA should slap a Black Box Warning on that marriage certificate. more » Xylo: From the marriage.about.com link above: Rush Limbaugh quotes about love and marriage: Rush about having little time for love: "I'm too much in love w... more » bluebears: UGH. Imagine that sack of rotten meat heaving away on top of you. more » Mike Jahn: I hope for sake she finished that pharmacy degree. more » manchops: can you even imagine the amount of prescription medication that woman has to take every night before he flops on top of her? more » TheSometimesWhy: Officiant: "Do you, Kate, take this human shit-stain, this fear-mongering, race-baiting, bloated-on-all-the-wretched-excess-one-man-can-possibly-consu... more » Ogiri W Surie: Wait a sec, is his divorce from Vicodin finalized yet? more » heywhat: Fourth times a charm, huh, Rush? Who wants to start a pool? I bet $5 this "marriage" lasts 2 years at most. more » -
#rumormonger
Rush Sets Wedding Date!
Congrats to Rush Limbaugh! We hear he's finally set a date get married for a fourth time—appropriately enough, it is the Fourth of July!
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#fridaymorningnewsdumps
Chelsea Clinton Engaged
Every political reporter in the nation was so consumed by one ridiculous non-story over the holiday weekend that they missed the biggest ridiculous non-story of the month: Chelsea Clinton is engaged!
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#marriedlife
We Are All Married to Barack Obama
This weekend's New York Times Magazine cover story paints a fine-grained portrait of the Obamas, America's most-married powerful couple. And, according to Times political writer Jodi Kantor, this marriage has something important to tell us about Obama's presidency. But what?
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#celestialseasonings
Amusing & Alarming: Anne Heche Disses Ex-Hubby, Son's Soccer Skills
Anne Heche was on Letterman last night, and she had some choice words for her "lazy ass" ex-husband, her kid's athleticism (or lack thereof), and Dave's marriage. [Jezebel] -
#victims
Bernie Madoff's Affair Proves Ruth's Innocence!
A lady named Sheryl Weinstein—who helped a charity sink $40 million into Bernie Madoff's funds—is writing a book about her (sordid?) affair with Bernie. The big winner here: Ruth Madoff.
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#highsociety
Alex von Furstenberg Wants to Tell You Who Seduced His Fiancée
Perhaps it was his over-entitled LA Lakers fandom that caused Alex von Furstenberg, heir to Barry Diller's fortune, to think that (attempted) public shaming was the best reaction to a basketball star pursuing his fiancee. That, or stupidity. Same thing. More » -
#sexwars
Tabloids Admirably Cover Genital Scalding
In a lesser town, Emmanuel "Ojo" Ojofeitimi would have been just another dude whose wife got angry at him for cheating and poured a cauldron of boiling water over his genitals while he slept. In New York, we have tabloids! More » -
#divorcecourt
Countess Divorceé Will Have to Make Do With $55 Mil
Countess divorceé Marie Douglas-David's long ordeal is mercifully drawing to a close. The lovelorn Swede has nearly reached a settlement with her CEO ex-husband, George Davis, the world's biggest pussy. Marie shall be rewarded the bare minimum necessary to survive. More » -
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#divorcecourt
Rich Man Regrets Buying Mistress All That Lingerie
George David, the wealthy ex-husband of Swedish countess divorceé Marie Douglas-David, is happy to reveal himself as the World's Biggest Pussy to fight his ex-wife's gold-digging. We just go along with this dynamic! Today: George David's no P-I-M-P. More » -
#marriage
Anthony Weiner Engaged to Huma Abedin
Anthony Weiner, the annoying whiz-kid congressman who didn't run for mayor this year because he didn't think he'd be able to beat Bloomberg, decided to get married, instead. Sorry, ladies! Huma Abedin is about to become Mrs. Weiner. More » -
#marriage
Barack Obama Screws Up His 'Meet Cute with Michelle' Story
Barack Obama can't remember exactly how he met his wife, Michelle, the mother of his two daughters. But he at least remembers that they did meet, which is the thing that matters, right? So leave him alone! More » -
#themarryingkind
All Francis Ford Coppola Wants Is a Wife Who Cooks and Cleans
Francis Ford Coppola is a big fat guy who sits in his California mansion, drinking wine and thinking up movie ideas. He is also an astute critic of marriage. His problem? If his wife works, who will cook and clean? More » -
#modernlove
Mrs. Santorum Is a Very Lucky Woman
Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick "Santorum" Santorum thinks Barack Obama's date with his wife was probably a bad message to send The Black Folk. More » -
#pastisprelude
Surly Seniors Become Sad Divorcées
According to a study out this month in Motivation and Emotion but excerpted in the Economist, if you smiled in high school, you'll live happily ever after. If you glowered, you'll glower to the grave. More » -
#gossip
Marc Jacobs Rumored Engaged. Again.
Oh, wow, is it spring already? Must be, since the seasonal "Marc Jacobs is getting MARRIED!" rumors are now upon us, courtesy Women's Wear Daily. More » -
#newyorkmagazine
New York Asks: Has the Recession Hurt Your Power-Marriage?
The US lost 2 million jobs in the last three months. Unemployment hasn't been this high since 1983. So aren't you worried about how this is affecting New York marriages? A certain magazine is! More » -
#oversharing
Fergie And Josh Duhamel Take You Inside Their Wedding, Bed
Someday, Fergie and Josh Duhamel may have an inquisitive, precocious child who asks, "What was your wedding night like? How was the sex?" And Fergie will answer, "Why tell you when we can show you?" More » -
#moguls
Bruce Wasserstein Now Has a Better Pastime than Magazines
Being a media mogul can get tiring. Could the news that New York magazine owner Bruce Wasserstein is marrying a younger woman signal a bit of loss of interest in his marriage to the magazine? More » -
#politics
Caroline Kennedy Failure Theories Explained
Thus far there are five major competing theories as to why Caroline Kennedy pulled out of the Senate race so suddenly and mysteriously. We list them, and give exact statistical odds, below:
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