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more about #marthastewart more comments → sarrible: Mmmm. Tim Riggins. Foster, that made me very happy. more » BowlingForDollars: Ugh, Jeter. He's not even handsome. But I guess the women who date him think his bank account is. more » takeouteurotrash: Not that Jay ever put out an album that trumped Illmatic, but he did expound on the above song, and handled that sample with great care. Also, caviar... more » secretagentman: Who thought remaking Karate Kid was a good idea? With an 11 yr old? Fail! Also, Beyonce is not only gorgeous and talented, she works her ass off and h... more » Motoko Kusanagi: Tip: If you find Derek Jeter interesting/attractive/admirable, you are "bronze" class humanity. more » DahlELama: So what I understand is that Jay-Z and Diddy were licking caviar off each other's naked bodies. Confirm? Deny? Provide video? more » howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): While I'm itchy to get out of the house and sit on the internet in a different location for a nine hour stretch, I must admit that I'm nervous about g... more » sweetpickles: Do magazines think people want to wait for their regurgitated content on a monthly basis again? No. They do not. Silly magazines. You're going to have... more » momof3wildkids: From the looks of the picture, Martha Stewart is in bed with something other than the State Dept. With that stick, it is no wonder she doesn't need a... more » Trixie from Toronto: Where is the vitriol? Where is the cattiness? And where is the apology? more » Smitros: Can we get a pancake-themed version of the smackdown that could have been? more » MissNormaDesmond: Well-played, ladies. Your evil alliance will never be suspected now. more » JohntheCraptist: Sorry to be that guy, but "would of never of"? Really? This makes me want to slash my wrists, vertically, like I mean business. more » resipsaloquacious: Too bad, I have not seen a good roller-pin duel in quite some time. more » ShanghaiLil: And, with Martha's refusal to snap Rachel's spine with her bare hands, my last glimmer of interest in either of them faded to black. more » -
#gossiproundup
The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
Derek Jeter: planning on sexing Minka Kelly in all 62 rooms of St. Jetersburg. Sandra Bullock's new look: chola. Anna Wintour: apartment shopping for spawn. Diddy and Jay-Z: alone with caviar? Alec Baldwin: apocalyptic. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#mediacrack
Martha Stewart Caught in Bed With Big Government
In your cheery Wednesday media column: our nemesis Martha Stewart's magazine implicated in decoration-for-prestige scheme, iTunes for magazines is coming, your weekly layoff roundup, and the Search Engine Media Wars heat up. More » -
#badthings
Martha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes
The Martha Stewart-Rachael Ray feud is amazing on paper: two head-strong domestic divas (one with a rap sheet) going at it in the press. It could have been as juicy as the Tropicana warehouse. Now it's ended with a whimper. More » -
#videuhoh
Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her 'Dangerous'
Evil Twin-spawning Sarah Palin isn't catching any easy breaks lately. Should she? Better ask her fans who, oh wait, are now booing her. And when Martha Stewart calls you out, damn, you know you've set some kind of bar. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
It's a Good Thing, You Wouldn't Understand
[Martha Stewart deals with Tina Brown's tantrum when she tries to drag the editor into the kitchen to make some rum balls at the Martha Stewart Center for Living at Mount Sinai Medical Center Gala last night. Image via Getty] -
#clips
Martha Stewart Thinks Joan Holloway Looks Old
Christina Hendricks — Mad Men's Joan — was making cocktails on Martha Stewart's show today, which should have been fun. But the segment was a little strange. [Jezebel] -
#viewersguide
Tuesday Night Viewers Guide
Martha tries to spruce up Jay's ratings, Ed Norton joins Jimmy Kimmell, while most other hosts take the week off. What a bunch of deadbeats! We've got your rundown of what to watch tonight. More » -
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#thingsweactuallylike
Yes, Tracy Morgan on Twitter Needs to Happen
The internet campaign started at Twacy.org to get 30 Rock funnyman Morgan to open a Twitter account may just be an innovative way to market a website that looks like Gawker Stalker, but that doesn't mean it's any less brilliant. More » -
#oversharers
Twitter-Phobic Martha Stewart Fears Wrath of Snoop Dogg
Martha Stewart's all-internet-geek show was a clash of cultures just as we predicted. Here's a clip of the domestic media diva refusing former Valleywag Nick Douglas' entreaties to share a little backstage color. Stewart, you see, fears her guests. More » -
#publicitystunts
Martha Stewart Seeks Army of Laptop Zombies for Show
Martha Stewart is inviting bloggers with iPhones and laptops into her studio audience. If it's an odd move for the notorious control freak, it's also a recipe for free publicity — and awful television. More » -
#twitterati
Martha Stewart's Twitter Inc. Sex Change
Martha Stewart decided the co-founder of Twitter was a woman, Ralph Macchio decided his fans are probably insane and Cody Brown decided to just start publicly eating four pounds of ice cream. The Twitterati weren't so neighborly with their neighbors. More » -
#twitterati
Yes, Justin Timberlake Is Actually This Dumb
Justin Timberlake dispensed a lesson in celebrity (retarded) physics, Martha Stewart demonstrated how not to hide your Twitter ghostwriter and Ana Marie Cox is walking around in a haze and think about a 12-step program. The Twitterati bumbled. More » -
#gossiproundup
Courtney Love Embroiled in Pissing Contest
Courtney Love may or may not have been spotted peeing. Mischa Barton may or may not live in reality. And David Hasselhoff definitely got drunk. Welcome to your Monday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#science
The Coldest Place
At minus-400 degrees, lunar craters full of billion-year-old ice are the coldest place in our entire solar system—colder even than Pluto, or the employee-relations portion of Martha Stewart's soul. [NYT] -
#gossiproundup
Nuns Not Impressed by Lady Gaga
Nuns don't understand Lady Gaga. Small children understand Michael Jackson and Heath Ledger's deaths. And Martha Stewart can't comprehend Jessica Simpson's dead dog surprise. Welcome to your Friday gossip roundup! More » -
#sex
The Double Entendres Of August
There is so little "real news," in August. So you can create your own conspiratorial mythology, like Glenn Beck, or you can just turn literally everything you say into a "that's what she said" joke, like everyone else on TV. More » -
#scarythings
Martha Stewart's Twitter Is a Catalog of Death and Mayhem
Martha Stewart is a walking vortex of chaos and destruction, and we know this because we read her Twitter. The latest "accident:" A car simply burst into flames, right there outside her gates. More » -
#television
Why Warren Buffett and Martha Stewart Just Showed Up at an AOL Meeting
Domestic doyenne Martha Stewart and legendary investor Warren Buffet are on stage at a big AOL meeting. "People are going fucking nuts," a tipster writes. Why are the business celebrities at AOL? To make children's programming, naturally. More » -
#celebritycomputerscience
How Twitter Enables Martha Stewart's Condescension
Martha Stewart is a frosty domestic diva, tyrant office manager and convicted Wall Street conniver. Not exactly a people person. Which is why, Stewart says, she loves the Twitter — it's perfect if you disdain the common man! More »
