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Pointer, Sister
[Mary-Kate Olsen, her boyfriend Nate Lowman, and his hat try to find barbershop quartet rehearsal in Paris on Saturday. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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The Rook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
[Princess Coldstare Leigh Lezark looks just like a bird nesting in the front row of the Giambattista Valli Pret a Porter show in Paris today with Nate Lowman, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Margherita Missoni. Image via Getty] -
#couturecrash
After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
I went to Fashion's Night Out at Bergdorf's last night to see you bartend, but you were gone. Always wanted to thank you for that magical moment we shared at the Beatrice Inn. So I thought I'd do it here! More » -
#celebrityscience
Fat or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can't Win
Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen's shrinking body? Well, it's back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What's the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back? More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Lips & Mary-Kate's Body: "Bloated"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for the joy of good gossip inside Us, In Touch, Star, Ok! and Life & Style. Instead we find falsehoods and reported cosmetic procedures gone wrong. [Jezebel] -
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Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson
A Kate Hudson/Minka Kelly catfight is brewing, Matt Damon gets fat, Mary-Kate and Ashley double date, Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up, Sienna Miller takes the "Slinky Wizard" home, Seth MacFarland says Stewie is gay and Jaime Pressly pees in public. More » -
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Shortney Love
[Mary-Kate Olsen arriving at the Met for their 125th Anniversary Gala yesterday; image via WENN] More » -
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White House Staff's Fancy Four Seasons Party
Barack Obama's people might throw East Coast media elite parties at the Four Seasons, but they totally make up for it with that penny-pinching cabinet member from Kansas. More » -
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President of Bohemia Surrounded By Secret Service
[Mary-Kate Olsen leaving her Manhattan townhouse today; image via Splash] -
#olsentwins
Olsen twins' new career: judging drag queens on cable. [NYDN]
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Mary-Kate Olsen Mistakes Nationwide Recession For Inexpensive Shopping Opportunity
For some, the country's economic dire straits mean job loss, financial cutbacks, and tough choices. Mary-Kate Olsen, however, believes that "the recession" is a hip new chain store akin to Fred Segal. -
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Madonna's New Fling Has Neither Strings Nor A-Rod
Be not ashamed! Madonna gleefully hooked up with Jesus in Brazil; Bruce Springsteen doesn't apologize for buying luxury goods and Mary-Kate Olsen is downright excited by the financial panic. More » -
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Mary-Kate's Eyeliner Permanently Smudged On Account of the Constant Tears Over The Strife of Never Knowing Whatever Happened to Predictability
[That's Mary-Kate Olsen, star of the critically beloved "Winning London" (I'm a critic, right?), at a movie screening in New York last night; image via WENN] More »
