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more about #maryrambin more comments → miss_msry: Actually you've got the Gatsby part right, none of them are really part of the "club." They're just a little summer afternoon diversion. more » miss_msry: Adrien Field: The Crying Game: The Audition. more » Mama Penguino: As god as my witness, I promise each and every one of you that I will never, ever leave Kansas with the idea of making my mark on the world in NYC. Bleh. more » HereComesMyBaby: That's way harsh, Lennon. more » Lazy Susan: So they're what? The Less Than Great Gatsbys? more » GayGayerson: Adrien Feld is a geigh alien. more » cockfightbarmitzvah: Since they're the new "Great Gatsby's", then just like the book itself I can happily live my life without ever having to read any of their boring-ass ... more » punitentiary: jessica shroeder's existence makes me want to wear a burqa, forever. more » MoeGolden: interesting aside related to this topic - today i was googling about the motherfucker partie scene of the past. gawker had a picture of a sexy write... more » stanhalen: This piece should scream "don't hate the player hate the game" in my ear. Strangely, it does not, this lot can't ever get enough in the way of a good ... more » Smitros: Such people give obscurity a good name. more » i'm a bottle: Okay, a question about the title and lead-in, which reads: "MEET THE NEW WAVE OF GREAT GATSBYS -- WEB SCRIBES WHO CHRONICLE THE RICH AND ALMOST FAMOUS... more » onebadclam: I swear I've seen Adrien Feld in one of the recent Old Navy commercials. more » Baroness: I hate this city. I summoned Brooke Astor on the Ouija board tonight, and she agrees with you. "Torch this fucking place please don't make a mockery ... more » jackvinyl: This weekend has been a never-ending blackhole of disquietude... both on here (the G) and out here (IRL). does Spiegelman have a blog somewhere? is th... more » -
#oddjobs
Which 'Creative/Tech Entrepreneur' is Seeking a 'Muse, Confidant and Life Coach' on Craigslist?
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#freakouts
In Which Gawker Gets on Mary Rambin's Very Last Nerve
Mary Rambin, colon cleanse enthusiast and until this week, one third of dating columnist Julia Allison's egoblogging startup, would like to shoot one of this site's writers "in the scrotum." More » -
#breakups
NonSociety Becomes Even Non-er
The separation of microcelebrity nontrepreneur Julia Allison, the dating columnist turned egoblogger, and vapid handbag designer Mary Rambin has finally happened even though everyone has known for a month. More » -
#facts
Mary Rambin Does Something New
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#breakups
Julia Allison Loses One of Her Nontrepreneurs
NonSociety, the attempt by unduly well-known dating columnist Julia Allison to blog for dollars, will soon be down to just two. Mary Rambin, her vapid handbag-designer gal pal, is quitting the startup.
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#television
Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
Relentless egoblogger Julia Allison took a break from hurling ladyparts labels at bloggers to inform us of breaking news: Her videoblog, TMIweekly, has been picked up by NBC's New York Nonstop. How appropriate! More » -
#adsense
Google Sees Right Through Julia Allison
NonSociety, Julia Allison's experient in making macro bucks from microcelebrity, hasn't come up with a clever way of paying the bills. So she's running cheapo Google AdSense ads! Do they ever tell a story. More » -
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#auctionsinhell
Bid on the Right to Do Something(?) With Julia Allison and Friends
Why not spend your hard-earned money on a charity eBay auction to "Spend an Evening with NonSociety.Com Girls in New York"? I cannot think of a single reason. Current price: $102.50. Plenty of fringe benefits: More » -
#debunker
'Detoxes' and 'Cleanses': Bullshit
Listen up, Mary Rambin and all other poor suckers who believe that magical herbal detoxes, fasts, or colonics will somehow "cleanse" your system of "toxins": they don't, okay. So stop buying them. Jesus. More » -
#thewomen
Two Things We Need to Stop Doing, as Displayed By Mary Rambin
Mary Rambin, the scholar-poet corner of ladyblog Non Society's feminist Bermuda Triangle, has, in one simple blog post, demonstrated two things that must be shut down. Immediately.
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#fameballs
Julia Allison Kicks Off '09 With Emotional Outburst
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#recessionomics
The Great Celebrity Appearance Fee Depression
Celebrities have fallen on hard times! They can't subsidize their sad lives with appearance fees anymore. We just received a long list of pseudo-celebs looking for work. Let us share the names with you. More » -
#businessschool
Julia Allison's Existential Thanksgiving Crisis
You know those movies where the big city hotshot character comes back to their town for the holidays and learns humbling lessons about life and love? Well that apparently played out in real life when Julia Allison—internet fame connoisseur, lifecaster—traveled back to Chicago for Thanksgiving. Between lazily pushing mashed potatoes around her plate and clubbing at "the hottest spot in Chicago," she seems to have experienced an existential crisis that led to a big, HUGE decision that she's of course loudly announced on her website: Julia Allison is going to Business School! And not just any business school. Like some sort of businessy Elle Woods, she's aiming for the crème de la crème: Harvard! And Stanford. What, like it's hard? There are, though, some small flaws in her plan: More »
