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more about #mattdamon more comments → Rozelle’s Bagman: I'm sorry. I challenge anyone to find a place in a 3 block radius that still dispenses coffee in a it's-a-pleasure-to-serve-you cup. Unless it's a pe... more » TheBusinessGuy: He doesn't have to wait in line because movie stars' burgers are made by wizard chefs, topped with fairy cheese, and delivered by angels. The angels ... more » hamburgerhotdog: I must be getting old, because this is very appealing to me. I see this sort of thing and I want to ask him to clean my gutters on Saturday. more » TedSez: "I'm sorry, Ben Whofleck?" more » takeouteurotrash: Nice shoes, you piker. more » Thatcornellguy: Those Credit Suisse Boys still go to Shake Shack? more » Spirit Fingers: Let me guess, The Adjustment Bureau is a movie about an undercover agent, politician, rogue operative who is outed by extremists wherein a plot develo... more » AzureTexan: But seriously. There's an Adjustment Bureau now? I can outsource the public rearrangement of my privates? I'm in. more » Matt Cherette: I would whore myself out for some Shake Shack right now. more » AzureTexan: Caption: Victim of poor box-office but still a proud man, actor Matt Damon begs for loose change on the streets of Manhattan. more » BettyCrocker: Those pants are a horror. Did he mug a flight attendant for Cathay Pacific Airlines? more » DahlELama: The Scorn Identity more » pureblarney: Sigh. He's such a babe. more » econdave: One great attributes of the Bourne movies is the casting of the non-Damon parts. Franka Potente, Joan Allen, Julia Stiles, Chris Cooper, Albert Finney... more » bodegacat: They didn't consult Greengrass in hiring a new writer for his movie? What imbecile made that decision? Directors' egos are assuaged all the time wit... more » -
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Coffee Smug
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#franchises
Hollywood Holds Breath as Bourne Series Suddenly Imperiled
When a franchise dies, all of Hollywood sheds a tear. But when a franchise dies prematurely, while it still has years of cash to give, Hollywood goes to battle stations. And tonight, Hollywood stands on the brink. More » -
#gossiproundup
Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab
Is Kanye West considering rehab? Would Michael appreciate Janet's mournful gesture? Should we all just forget Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic ways? So many questions! Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup.... More » -
#fakery
This Video of Matt Damon 'Flipping Out' on Adrian Grenier Is Fake
Oh my, look at Matt Damon go nuts on Adrian Grenier during the filming of a PSA for Damon's charity, OneXOne.org. Hey, what's Jeremy Piven doing there? Anyway, this behind-the-scenes look at Hollywood egos is sure to get attention online. More » -
#gossiproundup
Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson
A Kate Hudson/Minka Kelly catfight is brewing, Matt Damon gets fat, Mary-Kate and Ashley double date, Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up, Sienna Miller takes the "Slinky Wizard" home, Seth MacFarland says Stewie is gay and Jaime Pressly pees in public. More » -
#traderoundup
Hollywood's Sleepy Eyed Men Ruin Everything!
Paul Giamatti ruined Twilight. Director Paul Haggis inexplicably continues to get work. The Watchmen ruins Nic Cage's DVD's dominance. Howard Zinn ruins Matt Damon or vice-versa. More » -
#gossiproundup
Can Harry Potter's Magic Cure John Edwards' PR Issues Or His Co-Star's Swine Flu?
Former John Edwards campaign insider Andrew Young won't STFU. Karl Lagerfeld was told to STFU by Heidi Klum's people. Courtney Love trashed a hotel room. Harry Potter cast members got Swine Flu! Presenting your firework-cinged post July 4th Gossip Roundup! More » -
#traderoundup
Andrew McCarthy Finds Magic Lamp, Wishes Self Back to 1980's
It's true there are no new ideas left in Hollywood, and even the old ideas are starting to not look so good. Ah well, we soldier on in spite of (or because of) it anyway. More » -
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#gossiproundup
Patrick Swayze Gives Up On Treatment, Reportedly
Supposedly, nothing more can be done for Patrick Swayze. More » -
#feuds
Matt Damon's Turn-Offs Include Republicans, Spies Who SAY They'll Call But Don't
Fresh from his victory over dinosaur-hating Sarah Palin, Matt Damon has issued two new challenges: one to be settled with words, the other with close-quarters combat. More » -
#why
Someone Wants to Test Bill Kristol's Intellectual Mettle by Matching Him Against Matt Damon
Ok, great, this is happening now: Drudge Report operative Andrew Breitbart wants to pay Matt Damon $100,000 to "debate Bill Kristol," for serious, about the war. This is to prove that liberals are stupid. More »
