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more about #matthewmcconaughey more comments → lobstr: Paris Hilton has a fucking landlord?? That's not so hot... more » SidAndFinancy: A-Rod's been reading Open Caption. more » bytememehard: Poor Kate Hudson. Settling for Betthany Frankel's sloppy seconds. more » BadUncle: Is there anyone that is not boning Kate Hudson? Oh, yeah, that would be Smails. more » kevipants!: Can we please kill Kate Hudson? She's the worst. more » Mike Jahn: What bothers Paris Hilton's neighbor so much, the several dozen abandoned chihuahuas? more » OMG! Ponies!: In Ted Kennedy's defense, when I drink that much I black out too. more » OMG! Ponies!: Kate Hudson will now star in "How To Lose The Pennant Race In 10 Games In September". more » Dickdogfood: The Mustang Grill? Don't they have a better class of dump to infest? more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): As part of a new Health Initiative against Swine Flu, I'm asking ALL concerned citizens to donate to a fund to bribe the state department to have Pari... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: what is that on her arm in the photo more » Baroness: Richard, I'm amazed at how accurately you described Southampton Hospital. It's a band-aid station, and they've been coasting since Jackie was born th... more » VoxPopuli: Diana Ross had a child with Motown founder Berry Gordy, so um, yep, I believe it. I want a book deal for writing obvious crap too, dammit! more » LatestBy: It's all just part of the Madonna stations of the cross: Madonna falls from the horse for a second time. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: who is this madonna person more » -
#gossiproundup
Paris Hilton is the Worst Neighbor in the World
Paris Hilton's neighbor offered her landlord money to throw her ass into the street, Mel Gibson has definitely knocked up his Russian girlfriend/mistress, and A-Rod is boning romantic comedy actress Kate Hudson. More » -
#gossiproundup
Madonna
Madonna has had a terrible riding accident and is recuperating in the Hamptons. Other celebrities have done things too, but not horse-related things. More »KilledSlightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident -
#traderoundup
Fat Women Need Bachelors Too
Movies get directors, and they also get Matthew McConaughey. The Office actors just got rich, and fat people just got validated, in glorious reality show form. More » -
#opencaption
And As He Turned the Corner, We Somehow Knew It Was the Last Time We'd Ever See Him
[Matthew McConaughey Sticksailing (or something) in Malibu; image via Splash] -
#kindbuds
35 Celebrities Who Smoke Pot
Over the weekend, a picture of Michael Phelps smoking a bong was made public. What's the big deal? It's not like he's the first (or last) celeb to toke. [Jezebel] -
#matthewmcconaughey
And Now, Selected Quotations from Matthew McConaughey's Myspace Masterpiece, 'Travel Blog'
When one thinks of Matthew McConaughey, the name evokes Kate Hudson romcoms, a shirt-repelling pair of pecs, and the ability to make both beef and babies seem extra tasty. But does one think "writer"? -
