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more about #meganfox more comments → pony_express: Nothing screams new money/ganster money more than an Escalade. Oh, wait, something does: a fleet of Escalades. #nightlife more » BadUncle: I would like to be hyper rich just to contrast with these people by living normally. And by normally I mean eating my take-out in front of the TV in ... more » wholenuther: I want to dislike this guy, then I start getting horribly jealous. I want him to come to my next party. And pay for it. #nightlife more » TroisFilles: "...discuss the weather." Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I guess no one knows what etchings are any longer. #nightlife more » DevilsAvocadoRedux: Taek Jho Low? If memory serves me correctly, stock recommendations weren't his strong point. See, for example, his waxing lyrical about the value of I... more » Mo MoDo: Just by writing his name you have signed your warrant. The First Rule of Horny Billionaires Club is: Don't let people write about Horny Billionaires C... more » straightbuggin: U2 made my night on that last song, honestly. I hadn't been able to get tickets for their NY shows, so I was pretty sad, and then they go and close ou... more » TrilbyEleius: Yo Jenny Slate, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish. But Charles Rocket had one of the best career-killing accidental f-bombs of all ti... more » magnets: Fucking hell Foster you should literally be in jail for life for playing Kenan Thompson Defense Squad BUT not appreciating his French Def Comedy Jam c... more » Magister: U2 has played three songs for at least their last two, if not three SNL appearances. One of the most endearing moments of their most recent performanc... more » rjdidit: Can we please do these reviews every Sunday eve? more » RandomLunatic: "7. And I remember when Charles Rocket said Fuck. I got on my Commodore computer and typed a letter about it." Amiga, actually. more » GlennWenal: Wow, lots of mistakes in this article. The last song was not off the new U2 album, it was from Achtung Baby. Kenan's French Def Jam comedian is ... more » Kobayashi Maru: Bono is without a doubt the biggest rock star in history. The Jesus thing must be a side effect of that, don't you think? Not to say that it's not abs... more » ndhapple: The worst bit of the night was the mock advertisement for the drug to cure shy bladder syndrome. It ranged between insipid to downright disgusting. No... more » -
#therich
A Short History of Rich Guys Flying Starlets Around for Nefarious Purposes
The Post reported that a mysterious Malaysian man spent $160k in nightclub Avenue in one night and, among other ridiculous debauchery, flew Megan Fox to Vegas for his birthday. He's not the first super-rich guy to have such an idea. More » -
#snldigest
The First Cut Is The Deepest: SNL's Fuc*ing Megan Fox-y Season Premiere
Ah, Saturday Night Live. You're back, and with you, you brought some new names, a huge gaffe on the first night, a much-ballyhooed guest star, Jesus, Ghandi, and every bar in Midtown East's favorite band, U2. How'd you do? More » -
#mediaite
What's Barack Obama got in common with Megan Fox? Mediaite/Rachel Sklar knows. Sigh.
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#gossiproundup
The Freaky Thumbed Nature of Megan Fox's Sexual Superpowers
Megan Fox has super special sexual powers. Avril Lagine's love-life is "komplicayted," or however she spells it. Jon Gosselin is still around. Justin Timberlake's a funny drunk. Babies, rappers, Yokos, McSteamies, and more! Presenting your Rosh Hashana Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
#journalismisms
Gawker's Guide to Coverage of Rolling Stone's Coverage of Megan Fox
In the most misguided media decision of the decade, Rolling Stone opted to let online readers look at the pictures from their recent Megan Fox cover story, but held back the text from the internet, making them pay for words.
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#thisisnotanad
6 Reasons To Love Jennifer's Body
You'll be shocked by how empowered you feel when you walk out of the world's first horror movie about a toxic best friend. Six reasons why the Diablo Cody-penned Megan Fox vehicle is much better than it had to be. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Taylor Momsen Tops Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan tried to pull rank on Taylor Momsen — and failed. Megan Fox successfully summed herself up. And Princess Margaret burned Princess Diana. Oh, yeah! It's your Thursday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Jessica Simpson and the Tale of the Dead Bitch
Jessica Simpson hopes a coyote returns her dog. Bill hoped that Hillary would be Al's vice-president. And Jude Law's baby-mama hopes to make a buck. Good morning, and welcome to your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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#beef
Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
Megan Fox was being cute by calling Michael Bay a "Nazi" regarding the Transformers 2 shoot. Some Michael Bay crew members wrote a letter about Awful Megan Fox on Michael Bay's site, which has since been censored. Just awesome.
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#gossiproundup
Gwyneth's Breasts Take Barcelona by Storm!
Gwyneth needs a better bra. The gays need not beg to kiss George Clooney. And Megan Fox knows she doesn't need a sex tape. All that and more in your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#traderoundup
At Summer's End, Hollywood Counts the Money
After the orgy end, the hard work begins. There are vomitoriums to be scrubbed and receipts for Transformers 2 to be counted. The summer belonged to Michael Bay and Megan Fox, but this week belongs to the accountants. More » -
#gossiproundup
Robert Pattinson Exploitation Now Reduced to 'Shameless Hunk of Man Meat' Status
Men are chasing after Robert Pattinson. The Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy continues! Megan Fox might be clinically insane. Paula Abdul definitely is, as are most British People. And Jon Gosselin still sucks. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
Megan Fox says she's more comfortable kissing ladies on screen, Rihanna brings Taylor Swift flowers and Hilary Duff's not playing nice. It's your Friday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#meganfox
Megan Fox will claw her way onto the screen as Catwoman in the next Batman.
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#gossiproundup
Demi Moore and Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas
Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson's corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More » -
#rejected
Seth Rogen Forced To Re-live His Megan Fox Rejection Over And Over Again
Before she snubbed the little boy with the yellow rose, Megan Fox was rejecting Seth Rogen's polite kiss on Jimmy Kimmel's show. Last night, Seth told the story and Jimmy rolled the tape. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Is the Fairytale Marriage of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Falling Apart?
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are struggling, men are turning against Megan Fox, Bar Refaeli is boning a "Brazilian playboy" named Ricardo, Kid Rock hates Twitter, Marilyn Manson issues threats and Kate Beckinsale parties with Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham. More » -
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Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
Orlando Bloom passes on playing Will Turner to be with his girlfriend, Megan Fox thinks zombies are sexy, Tara Reid is quite skinny, Paris Hilton claims to have inspired Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse almost dies after a binge. More » -
#geeksonparade
We Didn't Go to Comic-Con and All That We Got Was This Lousy Photo Gallery
They like sci-fi! They wear costumes! They play with light sabers! They saw The X-Files movie in the theater! Yes, every year people freak out when they found out that Comic-Con is full of freaks.
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#gossiproundup
Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
Jon Gosselin's pissed Kate Major's lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth's GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Morning, here we go:
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