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more about #melroseplace more comments → badasscat: Ok, I didn't watch last night and I don't know when that pic up there is from, but Jesus Christ. Why didn't I appreciate this woman when I was like 1... more » jimstoic: MP needs to find some interesting characters immediately. We already know Augie and Lipsyncha are going, but the blond guy and the doctor/whore are bo... more » shle896: So, which is it? Heather Locklear increases Melrose ratings by 15% last night and it's a dismal failure. Jay Leno is up 5% and Wow! As I recall, sh... more » Tambar: One of the lead characters in Bijou's movie is named Mackenzie as well. more » manchops: re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employ... more » secretagentman: I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know! As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, ... more » Astroblack: Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Ins... more » AzureTexan: Just this past weekend, my fortune cookie had this to say: "When Shauna Sand offers career advice, take it." more » pollyannacowgirl: 1. Apparently Shauna Sand has a degree in international finance and is fluent in French. Or some such. And she doesn't pretend to be a virgin, eith... more » atlasfugged: I'm not sure if this question has ever been definitively answered, despite the release of what seems to be hundreds of celebrity sex tapes during the ... more » rudi_freude: Oh, how the planets have indeed aligned: the Empress of Lucite advises the Princess of Bullshit. more » DevilsAvocadoRedux: ARGGGHHH.... My eyes! Lucite and silicone od. Get me a MediVac... STAT! more » stevenwyork: I would more than anything love to see Vivid (and that greedy fuck Steven Hirsch) release this video, Carrie Prejean sue over it (which would lead to ... more » pretendhero: Carrie Prejean should just take the deal and make money off of something inevitable. If they don't put it out there, someone else will. She knows it w... more » Whitney Jefferson: This show's had the words "totally cancelled" written on it since it's conception. #melroseplace more » -
#traderoundup
Amanda's Return Fails to Save Dying Melrose Place
It was too much to ask, but in the legends of television, Heather Locklear has been endowed with the powers of a superhero. And now we finally know, even even Amanda can't ride in to save us from ourselves. More » -
#gossiproundup
Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
Carrie Prejean is horrifed by Shauna Sand's attempt to inspire her; Bijou Phillips' incest movie was a lot less creepy before Mackenzie wrote that book; 50 Cent has some tattoos removed. Et voila, Wednesday's gossip! More » -
#programmingannouncement
Yes, We Watched Melrose Place Last Night, and It Was Worse Than Usual
We have no more bad things to say about this show (please, try it yourself in comments). We're probably done giving this show the full recap treatment. If next week's return of Heather Locklear isn't utterly trashtastic, we're through. -
#crystalballs
Melrose Place: The Long Wait Continues
Only two more weeks before Heather Locklear returns to save us from this dreadful show. As always, we have some predictions on how it might work. More » -
#gossiproundup
Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again
Simpson-Wentz loses her role on Melrose. Madonna is building a school in Malawi. Lindsay Lohan coaxes a club into lifting its ban on her presence. Come, enjoy the fruits of Friday's gossip. More » -
#castingouch
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and one other cast member fired from Melrose Place. Make way for Locklear!
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#crystalballs
Melrose Place: The No Point of Return
Jo Reynolds came back last night as a celebrity photographer and her ego was as big as Annie Liebovitz's debt. And the future isn't much brighter for her or any of the denizens of this famous zip code. More » -
#crystalballs
Melrose Place: Twilight in the Courtyard of Good and Evil
Who hasn't invited a crazy lady home, hired her as a publicist, or worked for her as a high priced hooker? Everyone! We've seen how these things end, and it's with Amanda Woodward saving us all from boredom. More » -
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#recaps
Melrose Place: Baby Jane's Acting Academy
Welcome to Melrose Place 101. On the syllabus, bad acting, random sex acts, barely logical plot points, bitchy scheming, and a pop quiz on crazy. Too bad this episode only managed to get a C-. More » -
#recaps
Melrose Place: Single White Female Troubles
Last week, Melrose Place was a hooker with a heart of gold. Last night, she turned into that crazy girl who hides in your closet and tries on your clothes. She makes a bad roommate, but great TV! More » -
#hallelujah
Heather Locklear to Save Melrose Place for the Second Time
It's as if all the fans of the show shined a spotlight with a MP logo into the sky and now our blond super-heroine has swooped in for the rescue. Yes, Amanda Woodward is moving back in! More » -
#recaps
Melrose Place: Leave Your Money on the Table
After last week's premiere of the new Melrose Place, we thought it was a two-bit whore. Turns out, it's a hooker with a heard of gold. OK, right now it's a heart of bronze, but it's working its way there. More » -
#recaps
Melrose Place: The Cruelty of History Repeating
A series reboot has the detriment of trying to recreate greatness while making something entirely original. Last night, the first episode of Melrose Place did neither. Did no one learn anything the first time around? More » -
#mediocrity
Melrose: The Place Where Disbelief Dies
The new Melrose Place is darker, grittier and perhaps even a bit sexier than its predecessor. It also tests America's ability to suspend its collective disbelief. And it wins.
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#characterstudies
Which of the Melrose Place Alumni Will Be Back?
For a schlocky camp-fest, the original Melrose Place sure launched a lot of stars. While we have no idea what to expect tonight from the cast of the relaunch, we do have some bets on who might be returning. More » -
#falltv
Soon There'll Be Something, Finally, to Watch on TV
If you don't have a DVR (for shame!), you're going to need to know when to sit down to catch your favorite series, like Mad Men, Project Runway, Gossip Girl, and 30 Rock. Then go buy a TiVo. Really.
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#traderoundup
New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
Today we have some small casting news about a Full House actor. More news about Tyler Perry. Also some stuff about Denzel Washington. But mostly we're talking about Melrose Place. That's mostly what we're into these days. More » -
#melroseplace
Director Of An Inconvenient Truth To Helm... Melrose Place Remake
Davis Guggenheim won an Oscar for directing the enormously sexy Al Gore doomsday documentary An Inconvenient Truth. What high-profile project is next on his slate? The CW's upcoming Melrose Place reboot. How did this happen? More » -
#theendofideas
Remodeled 'Melrose Place' Prepares To Move In New Cast
Oh hey, it looks like The CW is really, actually going to go ahead with this Melrose Place remake to accompany the 90210 we forgot we had once cared about. So who's going to star? More »
