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more about #men more comments → Motoko Kusanagi: Sorry, but shaving your chest was NEVER cool. more » ShanghaiLil: I think bitch-tits are hot. That is all. more » Matt Cherette: Stay turned for my piece on Sandcank Tigers, where I detail the women who try to get men who wear sandals with cankles to attempt to get to second bas... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I like the double wordplay. It just works: "He," check. "Heave," check; it does frequently induce nausea. more » seyswho: I don't understand where that term came from. Is it supposed to be "heavage" like a manly heaving chest? Or is it really supposed to be "he-vage" as... more » Rumpelstilskin: When Diane von Furstenburg comes out with a men's wrap-around shirt, we will know it has arrived to stay. more » DahlELama: I keep reading Heavage as Heneage and it's making me feel funny. more » MyNameIsChris: I am hardly one who keeps up on every new fashion trend, though that's tempered by living in Los Angeles and seeing them happen early on in the overal... more » Atilla the Bun: I don't understand the "eavage" part of heavage. A dude showing off his chest is one thing, but if he has actual cleavage going on, that is something... more » snugbug: Hevadge Folliclettage Moobies on a Platter #missedopportunities more » TheSometimesWhy: Just when you thought the WSJ had passed into culturally-imposed obsolescence... more » Mike Jahn: Those things force you to dye your gray chest hair. more » AzureTexan: I look forward to the moment when camel sack becomes a popular, albeit uncomfortable, male fashion trend. more » iplaudius: Gécolletage. more » Swifter: Guidos. more » -
#trendbusting
The Dumbest Fashion Coinage Maybe Ever: Men + Cleavage = Heavage
Every once in a while, a trend piece is groundbreaking in identifying a movement in a zeitgeist. The other 99/100 are inherently ridiculous. This is no exception. The Wall Street Journal has penned an investigation into "Heavage." Yes: men's cleveage. More » -
#sexytime
Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
If you want to write an article that gets the people talking, one good way is to just start classifying women in random groups, related to age and hot sexxx. Hot sexxxy cheetah ladies cannot resist this delicious media bait! More » -
#heroes
Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
What is on the agenda of Philadelphia's most popular hero, Arthur Kade? "I need to practice riding horses, spear fighting, and sword fighting." Just like Napoleon Dynamite! But did Napoleon fend off thrown vagina with the ease of Kade? More » -
#higherlearning
Man Punching Woman Fails to Make Ivy League Edgy
It took a punch to the face to make newspapers edgy again. Could a drunken punch to the face (of a woman), after an argument about racism, make the Ivy League edgy, too? One Columbia prof is testing that theory! More » -
#trendwatch
Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
Here is how fake trends turn into troubling fake trends: Wooed into masculine complacency by male body lotion ads, men become metrotextual and start signing their text messages with "Kisses." Next thing you know, grandpa's sexting. More » -
#sexyscience
Get Married, Do Chores, Get Laid Rarely
A new study by love scientists says that married couples that do more housework together have more sex. But! Not so fast, horny chore boy.
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#mistakes
Dudes Buying Fancy Beds
Just trying to be a normal xenophobic American man these days means constantly fighting back against The System (ladies, etc.) telling us to buy fancy shampoo and fancy underwear, so, hey fellas, do not buy more fancy crap by choice. More » -
#castersemenya
Intersex Lady Runs Fast, Makes Trouble
Caster Semenya is the most important athlete of our generation! The world at large is quite literally in an uproar over the allegations that champion runner lady Caster is "intersex," with testes and no ovaries. Will South Africa go crazy? More » -
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#gawkersports
Runner Lady Is a Hermaphrodite!
Whoa, hey, back up, what? We thought it was super crazy that South African sprinter Caster Semenya had to go through complicated tests to prove she's actually a woman, just because she....whoa, she's not actually a woman! More » -
#marketing
Is Men's Body Wash Actually Way Gay?
Are you one of the millions of men who have been suckered into purchasing "body wash" with the tacit assurance that said product will get you mad ladies and does not make you totally gay? You've been had. More » -
#gawkersports
Maybe Europeans Should Just Run Faster?
South African lady sprinter Caster Semenya kicked ass as usual at the world championships and her countrymen are saying: 'Stop asking if she is really a girl, Europeans! We don't give you gender tests just because you're pussies.' [AP] -
#gawkersports
Runner Lady Must Take World's Most Complicated Test to Prove She's No Dude!
A sports story that could be of interest to even the non-athletically inclined: Is this superstar lady runner really a fella? And why does a "gender test" take "several weeks" to complete? What are they looking for down there?? More » -
#sobriety
Vincent Gallo, High on Life
Hot-tempered, wild-eyed, self-pimp Vincent Gallo will have you know that he does not do cocaine. More » -
#listicle
The Year of Awkward Young Men
Leading men are dead. Who are the symbols of movie male virility in 2009? Gentle, sensitive, geeky male outsiders with a love of Lou Reed and snug hoodies! It's time to sack up and throw away the sweater vest. More » -
#yogis
Josh Lucas Will Not Shut Up About Yoga
Josh Lucas—romcom star, nightlife regular, Matthew McConaughey admirer—seems like a nice guy, right? Well. As long as he's doing his yoga. When Josh Lucas stops doing his yoga...well, you wouldn't like Josh Lucas then. More » -
#trendwatch
Tag-Teaming in the Meat Room: Butcher Lust Becomes Frenzy
Hipster farmers are pussies. Yuppie foodies are embarrassing half-men. But butchers—so fucking hot, OMG. All the blood. All the meat. All the editing in the world can't conceal NYT reporter Kim Severson's butcher lust: More » -
#thisguy
Arthur Kade Is Going Overboard
We've always suspected that F-list Philly fameball Arthur Kade was laying on the Zoolander-ness a little thick, for effect. We so wanted him to be real that we've tried to ignore it. But this week, he's just become unbelievable: More » -
#crazylove
Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
Love flourishes, with the help of the internet! Are you an intensely sexual, spiritual, non-Scientologist goddess, searching for a meditative high school physics teacher for true love? Hare Krishna prostitutes a plus! The most romantic website ever is here: More » -
#branding
Maxim Sure One of These Spinoffs Will Work
Maxim recently folded its UK print version, and it's facing the horrific specter of a world with no cigarette ads. Times are tough. So they're coming out with yet another brand spinoff! It's a full-blown trend now: More » -
#men
Don't Call Him a Dry Cleaner
Today, the final installment of Spencer Morgan's long-running series of profiles of the abrasive men of New York City. Spencer Morgan was laid off in the latest wave of Observer cutbacks. His subject today, a superstar dry cleaner: still rich. More »
