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more about #metro more comments → LeeMarvinsPants: In White Plains this is considered a vending machine. more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: better more » eleusiswalks: I thought this was going to be about the club scene there. Element, anyone? more » Smitros: Hefner's narrowing old man afraid to die (see Moonstruck) tastes in models and girls next door might factor into this as well. As that cover illustrat... more » Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Why would anyone ever need more than one copy of playboy? more » DennyCrane: Actually, that Czech coffeeshop idea is kind of not so bad. more » CaptainFantastic: I recommend that you start drinking heavily. This will solve all of the above issues. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Luckily I'm pretty sure no one kept the issues of my college paper when I was editor. Even me. more » dlduncan2: It reminds of the time that radical Islamacists used my trend piece on "bromances" to undercut my authority . . . more » BookishLookish: My local sales circular could use a good woman like you, Arianna. more » Wrapitup: That image is a Power Cougar version of the poster for The 40 year Old Virgin more » Aaron Altman: Seeing that grinning face, it's hard not to single in on the words "inspire such outrage", "boggles the mind" and "ineffective" in each of those stupi... more » CherriSpryte: My High School was a block away from a soap-making plant .... the smells were beyond ridiculous. more » cockfightbarmitzvah: As someone who's been to concerts by both Phish and The Grateful Dead, I can assure you there's no such thing as "a harmless compound created by a rea... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Fruitarom is an Israeli company. Better have that mystery smell tested independently. Remember the rumors about mossad passing out special chewing g... more » -
#printisdead
White Plains Trash
Here's something cool that's also a sad metaphor for the newspaper industry—a blogger spent over a month photographically documenting the trash that compiled inside of a newspaper bin near the train stop in White Plains. [Bitch Cakes] -
#mediacrack
White Supremacists Mock Your College Newspaper Articles
In your modernist Monday media column: Print porn gets desperate, Metro leaves America, reporters now work in coffee shops, and your dumb college newspaper articles are all on your permanent record: More » -
#publicitystunts
Arianna Huffington Guest-Edits Metro, Any Other Outlet That Will Have Her
Arianna Huffington is guest-editing the Metro free throwaway newspaper today. It's unclear why, exactly, but the "Arianna Says" commentary bubbles are hilarious. More » -
#metro
Maple Syrup Smell Mystery Solved!
In an astonishing feat of detective work worthy of the Hardy Boys, Mayor Bloomberg has announced the source of that mystery maple syrup smell. Click for the answer! More » -
#metro
At 11am Bloomberg will announce source of NYC syrup smell
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