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raincoaster: Black Queen vs Red Queen. more »
A Message To Rudy: "LADY Gaga? Are you subject of the kingdom because I don't recall bestowing that title upon you." more »
RollsRoyceRevenge: My understanding is that Queen Elizabeth is rather small, and she seems to tower over Gaga, who, between this and the outfit, resembles the kind of fu... more »
Helio: Foxwoods can't be any trashier than Mohegan Sun, which is another "massive, trashy casino in Connecticut where I once spent" 20 grueling minutes pissi... more »
AndIAmTellingYou: To Carrie Prejean: Get a job! You know what they say about idle hands... more »
BookishLatkeish: That dress on Gaga is genius. But those emerald earrings on Jolie are to die. more »
Astroblack: Now ain't nothin' wrong with a big woman. But Aretha, that is just too much titty for a Christmas tree lighting ceremony. more »
TedSez: Network programmers, that's the way they do it Wasted an hour on the NBC; Leno ain't working, they know that they blew it So they got Bublé for nothi... more »
intime: What is that thing Aretha's wearing? It looks like she's being strangled by a moose! more »
daveyjonesisdead: FYI, I live in toronto and Bllomberg has been doing promotional spots for the local all-news radio station that uses Bloomberg news, in which he ident... more »
Steverino Begins: New York's Adrift Has-Beens Flock To Lighthouse-Like Tree, Sing Request For Figgy Pudding more »
AndIAmTellingYou: Happy Holidays from AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com! more »
jasonelias: Rob Thomas says, "Merry Christmas, from 1999..." more »
morninggloria: Wasn't Shakira involved with this? Why is she always fucking involved? She's frightening, as The Lollipop Guild from The Wizard of Oz is frightening... more »
Magister: Are you sure that tall guy isn't the kid from The Office? more »

#gossiproundup

Lady Gaga Meets the Queen of England
Angelina's secret second family: seven Muslim children, and a wife. Lady Gaga spawns jokes about old queens, Suri Cruise goes glam like never before, Tiger Woods' wife buys a mansion in Sweden. Tuesday gossip keeps coming back for more. More »
#opencaption

Discomfort and Joined
[The network trotted out big guns Rob Thomas, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Zach Levi, Jane Krakowski, Michael Buble, and another selection from Aretha Franklin's curious hat collection for the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting ceremony last night. Image via Getty]
#kreepiekats

Kreepie Kats in "Mayor Bloomberg Kan Sukk 51% of My Pimpled Ass! And Jeter Kan Give Herpes to the Other 70% Of *IT*!!!"
Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats got a tripod! And the Yankees are winners! As is Mayor Bloomberg! Don't buy your loved ones Kreepie Kat hoodies for the holidays.
#winners

Mike Bloomberg Wins!
Brilliant executive, richest man in town, and beloved mayor-for-life Mike Bloomberg joins Ed Koch, Fiorello LaGuardia, and Robert Wagner (not the actor) in the third-termers massive failure lame duck mayor club! More »
#elections

Live Blogging Election Night 2009
Have cable news on and Secretary of State sites loaded up? Good, let's all start looking for interesting nuggets as the returns from this off-year election night start coming in. At the Gawker Decision Desk tonight is Peter Feld. More »
#elections

Programming Announcement: Tonight We Live Blog the Election
Are you quivering with anticipation about how much Bloomberg's margin of victory will be? Whether moderate Republicans have been banished from Northeast New York? Whether Maine's letting gays marry? Oh good because Peter Feld's hosting an election-night live blog tonight. More »
#endorsements

Gawker Endorsement: Don't Vote for Bloomberg
Tomorrow is Election Day! You will probably not vote, because there are no contested races for anything important in 90% of the nation. But if you are a New Yorker, we have one message: don't vote for Michael Bloomberg. More »
#exodus

Cleaner, Better NYC Only Fit for Tourists
Lisa van Dusen has been coming to New York City for a great many years and she did not care for its baseball bat-wielding desk clerks, cerulean shag carpeting and gag-inducing transport. More »
#badman

Rudy Is Something-Baiting
Rudy Giuliani is trying to stoke paranoid fears of something here, in this talk before some ultra-Orthodox Jews, with Mike Bloomberg, but... what? "You know exactly what I'm talking about," Rudy said. More »
#parochialnews

Mayors Mike and Rudy Are Friends Again
What's on Mike Bloomberg's schedule today? Oh, he's heading to Staten Island to campaign for Borough President James P. Molinaro's reelection, with his good friend Rudy Giuliani! He loves Rudy again! More »
#whatshisname

Obama Endorses "Democratic Nominee" In New York Mayoral Race
Barack Obama endorsed Democratic New York mayoral candidate Bill Thompson! Sort of! But not really! More »
#parochialnews

Bloomberg to Make it Easier to Park the Car You Live In Now
What is our billionaire Mayor-for-life up to, today? Oh, he has some great ideas for parking! He will make it so easy to park in New York, if you just give him one more term. Parking will be his legacy. More »
#foodpolice

Bloomberg to NYC: "Stop Eating All My Salt"
Michael Bloomberg is an imperious, irritable oligarch who has purchased the mayoralty of New York City for life. And the New York Times has something to say about him: He puts salt on his pizza. More »
#reallifestalker

Stalking Anna Wintour: A Fashion's Night Out Scrapbook
Fashion's Night Out, Anna Wintour's faux charity event to make people shop, is well underway. What's Anna up to? We followed her to the Macy's in Queens to find out. Too bad we were the only ones there for her. More »
#birdstrikes

Suicide Bomber Bird Attacks Mayor-for-Life
Ever since Bloomberg and the Port Authority executed the adorable kittens of JFK's Happy Cat Camp, unchecked terror-birds have been waging war on the city of New York. And now they are going after Mayor Mike himself. More »
#americasmayor

Giuliani Weighing NY Gov Run, But He Really Shouldn't
Failed presidential candidate and "America's mayor" Rudy Giuliani has been shuffling around New York to shuck up support for a potential Gubernatorial run come 2010, but should really reconsider. Because, honestly, his dreams will likely be squashed. Thus, a warning.... More »
#gossiproundup

Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong
The former American Idol judge's job offer, Jessica Simpson's training for Hell Week. Bloomberg likes Shiksas, Gerard Butler likes dumb chicks. Paris Jackson's biological father? Lady Gaga: still ridiculous, no word on her penis. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
#campaigns

Bloomberg Promises Free Buses, To Be Driven By Magical Elves
Even though no one knows that there's anyone running against him, Mike Bloomberg's numbers are falling. So yesterday, in a campaign speech, he promised to make all the trains run on time. More »
#dirtytricks

Bloomberg Using the 'One-Way Ticket Home' Trick to Ship Out Homeless Folk
Ha! In a move that's ridiculous and funny and sad all at the same time, the Bloomberg administration is working to rid New York of homeless people by providing them with one-way tickets back from whence they came. More »
#michaelbloomberg

Sad New Yorkers Cowed Into Submission By Strongman
51% of New Yorkers polled would like a new mayor, and 73% of New Yorkers polled think Mike Bloomberg will be reelected. [Marist via Voice]

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