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more about #michaeljackson more comments → FitnessMadeSimple: So all this time, I've been looking at these "Jersey Shore" promos thinking this one dude looked really familiar, but attributing that to the fact tha... more » DahlELama: Who is Alona Tal? Who is Alona Tal? How you people get to write about entertainment without watching Veronica Mars, I'll never know. Also, is Danielle... more » Mike Jahn: Earlier in history, an Italian-American civil rights organization tried to prevent schools from teaching that anyone but Columbus discovered America. ... more » Claire Buoyant: 1. I think it's more likely that Michael Jackson was the top search term on Yahoo, but some marketing schmuck inflated that (because that's what they ... more » lionboy: YAY for Ugly Betty! Suck it to those who complain when Guidos perpetuate their own stereotype. 'Jersey Shore' isn't a minstrel show. If you're worried... more » BowlingForDollars: You know, ABC has totally screwed up "Ugly Betty" by moving it around. The writing has suffered somewhat, like most shows do until they get their legs... more » cocodevaux: i got 50's barbie. but seeing as how you've mentioned kidman and jacko, i think we've covered all the famous figures made of plastic. more » AndIAmTellingYou: more » Mike Byhoff: I immediately saw Jane. more » unclevanya: Let's give Mom a real scare. Damn insomnia... more » fatmonalisa: It's Klaus Nomi DUH. This kid is going to make tarts and operatic techno when he grows up more » Helio: My vote goes for Moulin Rouge Nicole Kidman. I wonder if either of the parents are gingers. more » unclevanya: Funny, I see Lionel Barrymore from It's a Wonderful Life, specifically when he says things out the side of his mouth like "Sentimental HOGwash!" more » onebadclam: I'm pretty sure seven is a real number. more » Matt Cherette: Nonsense! That's not Michael Jackson, it's clearly Mr. Jefferson. more » -
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Jersey Shore Star Defends Show Against Racism Charges in Characteristically Italian Manner
So this Italian-American advocacy group, right? It says to MTV: "Hey, I think your show 'Jersey Shore' is racist against Italians." And MTV says, "Oh yeah? Why don't you come over and talk to one of our stars about this?" More » -
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Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound
The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to the mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of fetus inside a British lady's uterus. More » -
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This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
Michael Jackson's death continues to form effortless metaphors for his life. At his private family funeral the remaining Jacksons were charged $35,000 for 'burial garments', $21,455 for food and $3682 for a framed picture, among other ludicrous inflations. More » -
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Heath and Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died
Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko's funeral cost $1 million, Fergie didn't know what "cheating" meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of Wednesday gossip. More » -
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Most Psychotic Dancing With the Stars Routine Ever: Donny Osmond in Jacko-Drag and Lipstick
Dancing With the Stars goes from camp to pure insanity when Donny Osmond, dressed as Jacko and wearing lipstick, dances the paso doble with Cyndi Lauper within the flashing interior of a Simon Says toy while LaToya Jackson looks on. More » -
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The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
Joe Jackson: dick, obviously. That Slumdog Millionaire kid, the theory: huge wang. Levi Johnston: famously awaited dong. Jon Gosselin, dickfore. King Bloomberg? You tell me. Paula Abdul, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Adam Duritz, DMX. Presenting your Dicktacular Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
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Celebrities Pee in Cups and Have Genitals That Require Maps, Says Jacko Dermatologist
Self-proclaimed dermatologist to the stars Arnold Klein is not to be trusted, but he sure tells good stories, like the one about the time he rebuilt Michael Jackson's nose, and how celebrities like to pee in weird places. More » -
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Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing
Sienna Miller is happy to wear other people's underwear, Michael Jackson liked to pee into cups in public and Rihanna says her life sucked so much after she got beaten up that she might as well have been Britney! More » -
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Scandal and Death Spell Showbiz Success for Letterman and Michael Jackson
Somewhere out there in Hollywood, there are a few dozen people who made bets that "scandal was never the way to win over audiences" kicking themselves, hard. More » -
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Joe Jackson Assists Michael Jackson's Posthumous Valuation: "He's Worth More Dead Than Alive"
And you think your parents are bad? This Is It comes out this weekend. To celebrate, Joe Jackson isn't remembering his son's life. He's telling Extra that Michael Jackson's worth more dead than he is alive. More » -
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How Does a Michael Jackson Hype Happen?
For months, the entertainment press has with its relentless hype all but guaranteed us that This Is It, the Michael Jackson rehearsal documentary would become if not the highest grossing film of all time, certainly one of the top three. More » -
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Why Nikki Finke Never Makes a Mistake
Part of Deadline Hollywood blogger Nikki Finke's pose as the only real journalist in Hollywood is her claim that everyone else just conveys spin, while she offers the truth. But her "truth" has a habit of changing. More » -
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Desperate Housewives Fifteen Minutes Will Apparently Never End
As we draw deeper into the Circus Maximus era, the search for material goes to ever more interesting places; namely this week, rehearsal documentaries, male strip clubs and ghost videos. But we'll always have Housewives. More » -
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Hints of Light at the End of the Michael Jackson Mourning Tunnel
It's been four long months we've spent mourning the death of the self-anointed King, a life of pr exploitation which segued beautifully into an afterlife of pr exploitation. But at last it seems the parade might be winding down. More » -
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Michael Jackson Is Still a Gigantic Celebrity the World Over—Except in New York
Last night was the premiere of This Is It, and there were galas in 16 cities around the world. Most of them were huge, ornate affairs. Except in New York, where barely anyone noticed. More » -
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Christopher Walken Taps Into Your Primitive Urges
Angelina Jolie as a scary Lolita, Michael Jackson is Elizabeth Taylor's new favorite prophet and Christopher Walken does terrible things to a chicken. Gossip is served! More » -
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The Scent, the Smell, of Michael Jackson: Fragrance of Our Lives
Not sure what's weirder: that Michael Jackson had "custom fragrances" made for him which got smeared all over everyone he hugged, or that this fact warrants 48 fawning seconds in the MTV "This is it" premier special/extended advertisement currently airing. More » -
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Death Comes for Shrek: The Musical
Some goodbyes go on for a very long time. But the day does come when the train pulls out of the station. Live singing Shrek, memory-erased Eliza Dushku and Michael Jackson, it's time to take your seats. More » -
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Amy Winehouse's Dad Thinks Her Knockers Are Great
Mitch Winehouse thinks Amy's rack was worth the rumored $56,000 cost of silicone. Salman Rushdie scores another PYT. Obama Girl is mauled by a light fixture at that one ubiquitous press junket in Jamaica. Welcome to Thursday's gossip! More »
