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more about #michaellohan more comments → MincnglyWhrdL'mer: "IDK what to do" well, my BFF jill sez... more » MrInBetween: The space between the B and the Y in that "final" BYE is an inspired touch. more » RandomLunatic: Bu-bu-but that paragon of news-gathering Perez Hilton believes it's him!!! more » drunkexpatwriter: If it was really him he would have done the @ thing at LiLo's real twitter name. more » unclevanya: Tweletion? Really? more » EhBologna: What is the point of Twitter? If anyone can just pretend to be anyone else, why bother "following" them? So that you can say "I have a personal relati... more » NathanSt: Why don't awful people ever do the decent thing? It's almost always the nice schlubs that do it and only rarely the assholes. more » FaceMelter: Wow. You guys are really fucking desperate for content. What's going to happen once Sony stops dropping that JA money on you? Gawker is fucked. more » i'm a bottle: "My lawyers are investigating." That's the real Michael Lohan. more » Airvault: These fake deaths are already boring. more » rising: Gawker, you know he didn't kill himself, so why don't you change the sensationalistic headline. more » superconnected (is it time to leave?): Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes. I can tweet about it if I please. Was going to say something striving to be meaningful about the triv... more » Matt Cherette: Not sure that it matters, but here's a screen cap I took earlier that includes one extra tweet than the one above. Also, re: the deletion, there were... more » Peggy:Beautiful, like a Llama!: this site says no: [www.shabooty.com] more » TedSez: Seriously, if a beauty pageant asks you who you'd like to have lunch with, the answer is always Jesus. Rounding out the Top Ten are Abe Lincoln, Opra... more » -
#uhoh
Michael Lohan Safe after His Twitter Impersonator Fakes Suicide (Updated)
After tweeting his good-byes and threatening to leap to his death off the Brooklyn Bridge, Michael Lohan's purported Twitter account abruptly went dead early Monday morning. What just happened? (Updated) More » -
#gossiproundup
Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
Paris is back, bitches. Art Garfunkel: kind of a bitch. Ann Landers went to Scores with JFK Jr. Diane von Furstenburg's been drinking Pimp Juice. Sammy Sosa: white. Metal weddings: black. Michael Moore: fat. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#wingnuts
Michael Lohan Reality Pilot 'Leak': Standing In Rain, Trying To Be Electrocuted For Lindsay
The problem when discerning truth from fiction in the essential matter that's Lindsay Lohan's wellness is: all parties involved are fame-hungry. When estranged Michael Lohan wants to help his daughter, it almost elicits empathy. Almost. Except it just got scary. More » -
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Cindy Crawford Blackmailed with 'Sexy' Picture of Her 8-Year-Old Daughter
Cindy Crawford is in the midst of a horrifying extortion case, Chris Brown gets heckled, Daniel Radcliffe "laughs his head off" when he's high. Friday's gossip ranges from the depths of depravity to the pleasantly banal. More » -
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Heath and Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died
Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko's funeral cost $1 million, Fergie didn't know what "cheating" meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of Wednesday gossip. More » -
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Carrie Prejean's Mom Saw the Sex Tape
Today's theme: Creepy family moments involving digital recording devices. Miss California's mom saw her solo sex tape, Michael Lohan sold "secret recordings" of Lindsay, and we assess the likelihood for a Jon Gosselin Playgirl spread. Horrifying gossip, here we come. More » -
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Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
Michael Lohan wants to outdo the Nixon Tapes by slinging audio of calls with Dina and Lilo. Carrie Prejean's mom saw her sex tape. Chris Brown, Jon Gosselin, Anna Wintour, TMZ, Homie D. Clown. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
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Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me in the Face
Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at her daughter's hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, and footage of Joanna Krupa at Snoop Dogg's Girls Gone Wild party surfaces. Come, stroke the supple hide of Friday's gossip. More » -
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The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
Lindsay and Dina Lohan are pissed. Stephen Marbury: pussy. Nic Cage: broke. Carly Simon wants to know where the Doritos are. Jon Gosselin has "mantrums." Happy Hangover Day. I can't feel my face. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Michael Lohan's Concern for Lindsay Lohan Is a Bad Omen for Everyone Involved
Michael Lohan's worried about his daughter, might be right. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson's mom hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey's virginity, Madonna's neighbor relations, Karadshian Ass..ian...and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, "Balloon Boy" farts, Tyra curses, Michael Lohan goes on Maury, and Jon Gosselin says he won't get Botox... because he's Asian-American. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I harvest gossip from the fields of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Ahead, a cornucopia of "news" about the Jolie-Pitt chaos, TonKat's crisis and Lindsay's wrists. [Jezebel] -
#afterthebeep
Lindsay Lohan's Voicemail Will Make You Want to Cry
It's full of crazy fans, horrible opportunists, and her slimy father, which is a combination of both. Yes, a glimpse into Lindsay's voicemail inbox may just be the Rosetta Stone to decipher why she is such a horrible mess. More » -
#gossiproundup
Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha's Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It's Monday's Gossip Roundup! More » -
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Is Nicholas Cage the New Wesley Snipes?
IRS authorities are after Nick Cage, Clooney shows off his new lady-friend, Jude Law met the mother of his latest child on the street at 4am, Britney Spears has a new do and a Sopranos movie is in the works. More » -
#dynamicduos
Jon & Mike: The Seventh Seal of Hamptons Armageddon Has Been Broken
Our last shred of hope that the Hamptons are full of fabulous people doing wonderful things that we just can't afford has been dashed. It's confirmed that these two fratboy fameballs have been palling around in Southhampton. More » -
#bloglash
Lindsay Lohan's Dad: Blogging
Uh-oh: it's the brand-new blog of Lindsay Lohan father/religious fanatic/jailed DUI-er Michael Lohan. Don't hope for gossip, however: "let me say that this website is NOT about Lindsay or Samantha." More »
