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more about #michaelsteele more comments → i'm a bottle: Oh, I get it. Gop.com is not a joke. #gop more » seyswho: Look this is simple. Conservatives are perfect customers for this sort of thing because most of them don't understand how a computer works, much less... more » Michael Bauser: $1.4 million buys a lot of cocaine and male prostitutes. No wonder Steele is always smiling like that. #gop more » Alaska Miller: I know a dozen guys that can do that for $1000 and a positive feedback. #gop more » jasonelias: Smartech doesn't sound so smart. But then again getting 1.04 million for that mess is a bigger steal than Ohio was in 2004. #gop more » nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: Hey man, those series of tubes cost like tons of money, ok? #gop more » ethylic: Nevermind. Done already. #gop more » dirtydeer: Sorry, but isn't that $1.04 million? #gop more » Cicada: Hey! I am not stoned when I read Wonkette! I am slacking at work. Get it right. #gop more » Dickens_Ghost: Has anyone stopped Ted Williams' head from rolling down the hallway at ALCOR for long enough to get his opinion? But seriously folks. I think what def... more » allyzay: The list of "Famous GOP Heroes" reminds me of when the Mormons just up and went around baptizing every dead person they could think of - how hard is i... more » jasonelias: GOP and they tired asses. You'd think this steep decline would be funny but it's sad--to a point. Why oh why worry about the black vote, they don't li... more » Pope John Peeps II: I can't believe they can't find volunteers to make their site. I mean... computer programming and right winginess match up like black at night. The su... more » FormerEnglishMajor: Will the response be: Lloyd Blankfein - Democrat hero? more » morninggloria: MY FELLOW BLACKMERICANS.... more » -
#fiscalrestraint
The GOP's $1.4 Million Web Boondoggle
The recent relaunch of GOP.com featured a miniature animated Michael Steele begging for money and an appropriation of the ghost of Jackie Robinson and was the most comically awful thing in the history of the internet. The cost: $1.4 million. More » -
#whitewashing
GOP Tries to Claim the Ghost of Jackie Robinson
The GOP's brand-spanking-new website calls Jackie Robinson a "GOP Hero." That's true! Also true: baseball's first black player said the 1964 Republican convention gave him an "understanding of how it must have felt to be a Jew in Hitler's Germany." More » -
#politics
Michael Steele Insults Blacks, Whites Equally
RNC Chairman and amateur stand-up comedian Michael Steele traveled to historically black Howard University to give a speech yesterday, and succeeded in insulting both his hosts and the visiting whites lured to Howard by this Republican man! More » -
#republicans
Michael Steele Should Stick to Embarrassing Himself With Slang
Someone asked Michael Steele a very simple, very elementary question about health care reform—does he support an individual requirement?—and he did not seem to know what that meant. More » -
#gross
Michael Steele evokes extremely unpleasant image, says GOP should stop "slammin' and rammin'" on Sotomayor.
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#mysteries
Why is Norah O'Donnell Laughing at Michael Steele?
Today Michael Steele laid out his vision for a teabaggy Republican future. MSNBC's Norah O'Donnell covered the speech and either found something extremely funny about Steele's words, or someone on the set, ugh, broke wind. More » -
#meltdowns
Crazy GOP Chief: 'This Change Is Being Delivered in a Teabag'
RNC chairman Michael Steele is giving a big speech right now insisting the Republican Party's principal problem is that it apologizes too much, which is basically what a walked-all-over girlfriend (or boyfriend!) says, right? More » -
#stupidity
Upcoming RNC Meeting Promises to be Short on Original Thought, Long on Propaganda Plotting
Republican leaders are getting together next week for "an extraordinary special session" where they'll be meeting to ratify a resolution to rename the Democrats as the "Democratic Socialist Party." Yeah. More » -
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#winners
Limbaugh-Palin-Steele-Pancake Painting Reignites Culture War
Ladies and gentlemen, your winning request, "Rush the Hutt," by wondrous pancake painter to the stars Dan Lacey. You may buy this cultural artifact on Ebay, right now. More » -
#contests
Your Winning Painting: 'Rush the Hut'
Ladies and gentlemen, your selection for pancake artist-to-the-stars Dan Lacey's next painting is "Rush Limbaugh with a chained Princess Leia (Sarah Palin) and Michael Steele as C3P0." He's already started it. More » -
#steeletheone
Michael Steele Probably Has More Job Security Than You Do
So the other day RNC chairman Michael Steele accidentally told GQ that he supports a woman's right to choose. The wingnuts are outraged! He's screwed, right? Not really! More » -
#unintentionalhonesty
Michael Steele A-Okay With Abortion
Hip-hop head Michael Steele is the head of the Republican National Committee, so imagine how surprised everyone was to find out he supports abortion! Wait, no no no, takeback, takeback! More » -
#shock
Joe the Plumber Attacks Michael Steele
It's like a MadLib, isn't it? [Marginal unappealing GOP figurehead] criticized [unelected/unelectable GOP media mouthpiece] for [insane thing]. More » -
#republicans
GOP's New Website Will Be So Off the Hook That It'll Be 'Somewhere the Box Hasn't Even Reached Yet'
With RNC chairman Michael Steele already a laughingstock inside the Beltway, he seems determined to cement that reputation nationwide. Techies will roll their eyes over a proposal Steele sent out for a new GOP website. More » -
#usa
Five Most Off The Hook Video Job Applications by Young Republican Patriots
The Republican National Committee is hiring—via YouTube! Scores of patriotic young Republicans have uploaded video job applications. Below, marvel at five of the most promising future American leaders. Al Quaeda suxxx! More » -
#beef
Funky Fresh Michael Steele Battles Rush Limbaugh For Control of Republican Party
Hooray for this: wonderful quote-machine and buffoonish RNC head Michael Steele is picking a pointless, hilarious fight with Rush Limbaugh. More » -
#notmakingthisupdept
RNC Head Now Officially Impossible to Mock
Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele plans an "off the hook" public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party's principles to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings." More » -
#theolds
RNC Head: "What About 'Phat', Do the Kids Still Say 'Phat'?"
The Republicans have finally found their voice: it's the voice of a 50-year-old using hiphop slang from the end of the '90s. More » -
#politics
RNC Has New Loser Chairman
Michael Steele was famous being the highest-ranking elected Black Republican in the country, when he was the Lieutenant Governor of Maryland. Then he lost a Senate race. Now he is in charge of the Republican Party! More »
