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more about #mischabarton more comments → BowlingAlleyLawyer: this is just a test #lindsaylohan more » mexiback: I remember '90s' Piven. He was hawt bear, with hair and flesh in all the right places. Those were the days... #lindsaylohan more » Cynner: I prefer "pseudobian" to "hasbian". Coz I don't think Lezlo haz ever had it. The female fever, that is. #lindsaylohan more » BicycleShed: Is there a more tragic fall from grace than that of from celesbian to has-bian? #lindsaylohan more » City_Dater: Simply being a middle-aged dude who isn't making a serious effort to stay in the best of shape will also bring on man boobs, but blaming his diet for ... more » Thatcornellguy: god i love the word "dowager". it should be used more often. that and "doyenne". #lindsaylohan more » smhsmh: The only thing more dramatic than Lohan is Lohan in a lesbian relationship. Sorry lezzies, I love ya all, but there's a crapload of crazy in your rela... more » Smitros: The soy thing is not without foundation. Apparently soy contains either estrogen or an estrogen-mimicking chemical, so large amounts allegedly bring o... more » Conchie Birdie: Ah, so Jeremy knows Spanish? #lindsaylohan more » Conchie Birdie: Man, she is the epitome of a hot mess. And by hot I mean flaming barrel of dead fish. #lindsaylohan more » BowlingForDollars: Lindsay Lohan is back on whomever will put up with her crazy and show her some attention. And...does anyone worry that the next edition of "Dancing W... more » FormerEnglishMajor: What is the over/under on Jon & Kate getting back together? 18 months? 1 year? #lindsaylohan more » DennyCrane: Is is true that if you drink enough soy milk, you become a Soy Bomb? #lindsaylohan more » scroll_lock: Beauty and the Teats #mischabarton more » TedSez: Troll Models #mischabarton more » -
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Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
Looks like has-bian Lindsay Lohan has made the switch again—this time for a famous man. Also are Jude and Sienna back together? Is Mischa back on the sauce? Is Piven growing man boobs? Questions answered in Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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B-List Cups
[Mischa Barton refuses to stare into Donatella Versace's cleavage at the Whitney Museum Gala Studio Party at the museum last night. Image via Getty] -
#sadthings
What Happens to a Hollywood Dream Deferred?
In somewhat lighter news, let's all can the schadenfreude surrounding the cancellation of Mischa Barton's horrible model soap, The Beautiful Life. But think of all the lost souls cast out into the streets, like actress Sara Paxton. More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
Model soap The Beautiful Life, which starred Mischa Barton, was canceled because it totally blew.
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#gossiproundup
Tyra Banks Enjoys Being Naked, In the Right Light
Tyra lets it hang out. Paparazzi want to hang Tom and Gisele out for an alleged shooting. And Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr are hanging out with a new baby. Welcome to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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Courtney Love Embroiled in Pissing Contest
Courtney Love may or may not have been spotted peeing. Mischa Barton may or may not live in reality. And David Hasselhoff definitely got drunk. Welcome to your Monday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
Mischa Barton's Wisdom Teeth Managed Not to Ruin The Beautiful Life
Last night, I tuned into CW's new model show The Beautiful Life hoping to gawk at the train wreck of Mischa Barton's return to primetime. What I found was worse than I could have imagined—it was actually good! More » -
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Taylor Momsen Tops Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan tried to pull rank on Taylor Momsen — and failed. Megan Fox successfully summed herself up. And Princess Margaret burned Princess Diana. Oh, yeah! It's your Thursday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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A Shot At Punitive Damages With Tila Tequila Season Ends Abruptly
Tila Tequila's crazy domestic abuse squabble: drank and puked out by the D.A., while Anna Wintour gets stalked by teenage crazies. Mischa Barton channels Marissa Cooper. Mayor Bloomberg might know about Lady Gaga's peener. Presenting: your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
#ohreally
The Cause of Mischa Barton's Time in the Crazy House: Wisdom Teeth
Remember when Mischa Barton was involuntarily committed this past July? Well, we finally found out why. It's because her teeth hurt. That's probably the worst rehab excuse we've ever heard. Why not just go with "exhaustion?" More » -
#stalker
Mischa Barton: 401 W. 14th Street
Aug. 17 @ 5pm Mischa Barton's whining about her computer at the Apple store. Yelled at the nice Mac Genius for something not her fault. I think her mom was with her. [Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] -
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Sherri Shepherd Tries to Help Andy Dick Find Jesus
Sherri Shepherd tried to religionize Andy Dick, Heidi claims Spencer makes her orgasm 20-30 times a day, the George Clooney gay rumors are back, Nick Lachey is lonely, Lindsay Lohan scored an acting gig and Mischa Barton has cellulite. More » -
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Subway Hero Has Acting Job!
Speaking of life-threatening subway events, hey, what is smoldering subway hero Chad Lindsey, actor and selfless savior of unconscious people on subway tracks, up to these days? Oh he is just acting, with Mischa Barton. Check it out. More » -
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One More Minute and She's Riding a Pumpkin
[Rehabilitated Mischa Barton does her best Cinderella while filming for her new show A Beautiful Life. Image via Bauer-Griffin.] -
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Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
Gerard Butler rejects Kelly Bensimon, Adam Lambert's fans throw sex toys at him, Ashley Olsen is surprised she didn't end up like Britney, Ryan O'Neal gave his 11-year-old son cocaine, Joan Rivers hates Jon Gosselin and Madonna plagiarizes a poet. More » -
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Is Nicholas Cage the New Wesley Snipes?
IRS authorities are after Nick Cage, Clooney shows off his new lady-friend, Jude Law met the mother of his latest child on the street at 4am, Britney Spears has a new do and a Sopranos movie is in the works. More » -
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Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
Ryan O'Neal is a creepy man, Billy Joel has a sad over the breakup of his marriage, Jude Law fell for the "I'm on the pill" con, David Beckham is scared of Shaquille O'Neal and Jessica Alba frolics. More » -
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You Cannot Stop Jude Law's Prolific Seed-Planting, You Can Only Hope to Contain It
Jude Law has knocked up an unnamed lady-friend, Mel Gibson attacks someone in a club, George Clooney has an Italian "lapdance model" by his side, Mischa Barton's friends are worried about her and Amy Winehouse's dad fakes a heart attack. More » -
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Is the Fairytale Marriage of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Falling Apart?
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are struggling, men are turning against Megan Fox, Bar Refaeli is boning a "Brazilian playboy" named Ricardo, Kid Rock hates Twitter, Marilyn Manson issues threats and Kate Beckinsale parties with Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham. More » -
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Kate Moss' Cocaine Isn't Safe When Amy Winehouse is Around
Amy Winehouse reached into Kate Moss' handbag and stole her cocaine, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break up, Madonna's love faxes from the early 90s emerge, Tobey Maguire's mom and brother get a reality show and Mischa Barton goes home. More »
