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more about #misscalifornia more comments → Island of Misfit Toys: The latest rumor is that she will sue TMZ for letting slip that she dropped her lawsuit with the pageant due to the (first) sex tape. Apparently, the... more » Trai_Dep: So the Prejeans are holding out for a better deal? Classy! #carrieprejean more » BookishLookish: Hahahaha! Come on, Carrie! Do it! #carrieprejean more » MrInBetween: Jesus wept. #carrieprejean more » SuchAndSuch: From Carrie's Wikipedia page... "Prejean also volunteers with Luv-em-Up Ministries in El Cajon..." Hmm. God truly works in mysterious ways.... #car... more » Mike Jahn: What would Jesus do? #carrieprejean more » paxcincinnatus: The schadenfreude here is so delicious, I continue to want more and more in small portions, like multiple servings of desert. Wait, that gives me nau... more » drunkexpatwriter: I'm holding out for the infamous Bea Arthur sex tape. #carrieprejean more » Flippyjack: I'm not gonna buy her book, but I'd see the movie. #carrieprejean more » lionboy: Levi Johnstons's peen and Carrie Prejean's finger-banging all in one weekend. OMG, this must be the Rapture! #carrieprejean more » Mediahohoho: She thinks saying that she's against gay marriage takes bravery? She should have tried sticking up for the dozens of gays who have surrounded her thro... more » Mediahohoho: You never pray for peace You pray for victory You never pray for love You pray for abstinence Your mind's stuck in reverse And life keeps getting wors... more » i'm a bottle: Wait until she finds out that there's no God and that the people who are against the geighs are people with pathological sexual identity issues. more » misha trotsky: Alan Keyes was picked by the GOP, when it was splashed in the papers that Jack Ryan, the white GOP candidate, had an acrimonious divorce, and demanded... more » Btwbfdimho: Barbies of the World, Unite! more » -
#smallscreen
Carrie Prejean, Porn Star? Vivid Has the Sex Tapes and Wants to Distribute Them
If only the biggest mistake (or eight) of your life was worth "millions of dollars." Porn distributor Vivid Entertainment is making a play to distribute the former Miss California's sex tapes—which it allegedly has in its possession, already.
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#values
Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
Beauty pageant loser Carrie Prejean spoke to the "Values Voter Summit" in DC today, and if you love crazy eyes as much as you hate gays, you will enjoy her little talk. More » -
#lawsuits
Carrie Prejean Suing Everyone
Noted wind victim Carrie "Miss Opposite Marriage" Prejean is suing three Miss California USA officials for firing her because of her religions beliefs, even though that is not actually why they fired her. More » -
#lateshow
Donald Trump: People Hate Carrie Prejean Because She's Beautiful
Reality TV star Donald Trump was on Letterman tonight braying about how much he loves pageant broads and how Carrie Prejean was crucified on a wooden cross just like Jesus because mean people hate her for being so damn hot. More » -
#pageantbroads
Carrie Prejean Refuses to Go Quietly Into the Windy Night
The attorney for Carrie Prejean, disgraced pageant broad and the most wind-maligned human in world history, is claiming that she's the victim of an evil plot by dastardly pageant officials who want to destroy her, and is threatening a lawsuit. More » -
#patheticjustice
Carrie Prejean Stripped of Her Crown, But Not for Stripping
Donald Trump, who owns the Miss USA operation, wouldn't take away Carrie Prejean's Miss California crown after she bashed gay marriage or when she posed nekkid. So what's a fireable offense? Apparently, thou shalt not be more famous than him. More » -
#closetcases
Is Carrie Prejean's Mother Gay?
Well this is certainly a ripe little gossip story—-Remember Carrie Prejean, disgraced anti-gay marriage pageant broad and perhaps the most wind-maligned person in all of human history? Well, Star is claiming that Prejean's mother is a SECRET LESBIAN! More » -
#insufferabletwats
Carrie Prejean Still Spouting Nonsense And We Just Can't Look Away
Disgraced pageant broad Carrie Prejean was all over the morning shows today, braying about how she's NEVER willingly posed nude, but, ugh, you know, there's a chance even more nude photos of her may emerge. More » -
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#humanlove
Miss California Can Cry on Andrea Peyser's Shoulder
Who shall stand up in defense of no-offense-but-no-gaymars-please Miss California, Carrie Prejean? Besides certain parts of the straight male anatomy, HAHA? Tabloidian sex fiend Andrea Peyser shall! Hark: More » -
#disasters
Excuses, Excuses: Carrie California Blames God, World War II, and The Wind
Carrie Prejean, the Miss California who hates gay marriage and does porn, was pardoned today by Donald Trump. She'll keep her crown! But not before she gives a teary, terrible speech. More » -
#horriblepeople
Miss Carrie California's Life Is In Donald Trump's Hands Now
Should Carrie Prejean, the beauty pageant contestant who hates gay people even more than cellulite, be executed? Some say "Yes." Others say "Free Speech." Now the decision has fallen to bouffanted ethics professor Donald Trump. More » -
#pageantgirls
Miss Cali 'Persecution' Is the Best Thing That Ever Happened To Her
Oh no, everyone is being all mean to Carrie California because she is an idiot and she subscribes to some of the more popular bigotries! Lady should be thanking the Homosexualist Agenda. More » -
#compassionateandreal
Did California Pageant Officials Buy Carrie Prejean New Breasts?
Blogger Perez Hilton is alleging, in typically classy fashion, that the Miss California pageant paid for Carrie Prejean to get breast implants between the Miss California and Miss USA competitions. But is it true? [Jezebel] -
#leadership
Miss California Joins Embarrassing Conservative Leader All-Stars
"I would like to nominate Miss California as the new face of the marriage movement," NOM head Maggie Gallagher recently said. A wonderful idea, she'll fit right in with the rest of the GOP leadership! More » -
#theories
Gay Marriage Hatin' Miss California Is From the Future
Are you familiar with illdoc, the DJ/video blogger who expounds on political issues of the day in a really cool way? I just discovered him, and love his take on that whole Miss California thing. -
#eureka
Anti-Gay Miss California: 'It's About Being Biblically Correct'
Another reason to hate California. Their Miss USA entrant, Carrie Prejean, doesn't think gays should marry, she announced live on the pageant Sunday night. She was on the Today show this morning elaborating her point. More »
