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more about #modernlove more comments → BettyCrocker: No gays = Dead. And deservedly so. #newyorktimes more » belltolls: So, the Modern Love movie will be a cross between Miss Lonelyhearts and You've Got Mail? #newyorktimes more » thatgirlinnewyork: none of the columns in modern love is worthy of a feature-length film--individually or collectively...a lifetime movie, perhaps, but really, they're i... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Uncle Billy's Stale Anecdotes, Part the II'nd: I had a urologist friend whose license plate was "PP MD". He was in the national guard and was called... more » God: And remember, old people masturbate way more than young people. I'm super old. So I would know. Also the amount of masturbation increases in proportio... more » Unsolicited Advice: This article, much like the old people it covers, answers a question no one is asking. more » Lizawithazee: If they're sharing the same urologist, I hope they're using protection. Old people or not, let's be safe. more » Dot: They do, indeed, do it. I teach a Human Sexuality class, and the students are far more disturbed by older people being sexually active than the most ... more » anyonecanwhistle: my grandmother is 87 and she just got married. we don't dare ask, and it was all really sudden, but she says it's just "for companionship". more » Pinekatz: Wait, what? Grandma goes to a urologist? Why for? Nevermind, no matter what it is, it isn't good news and it probably hurts like giving birth to a ... more » minou: Once you get to be my age, "old people fucking" = your parents. Uncomfortable? A little. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: compare and contrast: santorums / obamas bushes / obamas obamas ftw bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha more » Novaload: So what was the carbon footprint for this date? more » Gunsetpark: You know what? Isn't it nice when two insane people with no sense of self control get married? Feel bad for those kids. more » happymisanthrope: Obviously, they should have taken the Fung Wah bus. more » -
#journalismisms
Will Modern Love: The Romantic Comedy Save the New York Times?
American may be making its way away from the print version of the Gray Lady, but perhaps its past time for her to make her leap from newsprint to big screen star. More » -
#mysteries
Modern Love Investigation: Do Old People, Like, Do It?
Ah, Modern Love: the New York Times' intellectualizing of chemicals that float between us. Many are awful, some are wonderful, and most are uncomfortable. Today's no different, as they answer an..age-old..question: are old people fucking? More » -
#modernlove
Mrs. Santorum Is a Very Lucky Woman
Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick "Santorum" Santorum thinks Barack Obama's date with his wife was probably a bad message to send The Black Folk. More » -
#affairs
CNN Reporter's Love Child Due March 25?
Jeffrey Toobin, the married CNN legal reporter, could very soon have a child with his rumored mistress, if the woman's friends are correct. More » -
#facebook
Jeff Toobin Updates Status to 'Married'
CNN analyst, New Yorker writer, alleged affair-haver, and big Facebook fan Jeffrey Toobin recently updated his Facebook status to "married." He's actually been married for years! Click through to see the outpouring of interest: More » -
#trendwatch
Benoit Denizet-Lewis Cannily Combines Sex, Addiction
Former Gawker hottie Benoit Denizet-Lewis is still riding the addiction train to literary success! The America Anonymous author and unveiler of Down Low culture is writing about his sex addiction, luckily for pervs like you: More » -
#trends
The NYT Discovers Xanax Lit
Chick lit is tired! We predict Xanax lit in 2009. In this week's Modern Love, we learn the perils of what happens when a breast-cancer patient cops an unauthorized Xanax in the waiting room before a biopsy. More » -

