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more about #monkeybar more comments → raincoaster: At least nobody expects barbacks to do unpaid internships. Maybe for some, it'll be a raise? #graydoncarter more » PontiusPirate: Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah If you're not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Oompa Loompa doompadee do #graydoncarter more » Airvault: Why must he always have that smug little queef face on? #graydoncarter more » snugbug: Oh, c'mon, Graydon Carter is to George Washington as Velveeta is to Pecorino Tartufo truffled cheese. I get that they sport a vaguely similar coiffure... more » Betty Draper: What an ugly, ugly man. I will chop my hand off if he is the lothario Rupert Everett claims him to be. #graydoncarter more » intime: What? Can't they just suck his big cucumber for money? #graydoncarter more » Adrian Chen: Graydon Carter = Bob Fossil #graydoncarter more » MrInBetween: If they had a sense of humor, the Go to Jail square would say Go to the Waverly. And inside the jail would be a photo of a $55 plate of macaroni and c... more » misslinda: Oh puh-leze. They've let me past the velvet at Rose Bar sans reservation on a Thursday evening so I'd say it's an orange property at best. Also, to th... more » DahlELama: Ironically, the only one of these places I've been is 740 Park. I feel so...I don't know, what am I supposed to feel again? more » Astigmatism: Can we just email this to the terrorists now? Maybe along with a map? more » SeaBassTian: Perhaps Graydon simply recognized the sheer publicity value of having a minor player from the farcical election of 2008 sitting in those infamous back... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: it would be awesome if carter offers levi a job as, oh, his personal assistant more » iplaudius: Can you hire someone to do that? To hold your dick while you piss? Because I really have some important texts to send out on my iPhone, and I need to ... more » Caius: The bodyguards are there to make sure he doesn't accidentally impregnate any more young republicans. more » -
#rumormonger
Laid-Off Vanity Fair Staffers Can Clean Graydon Carter's Stockroom
Graydon Carter—the George Washington of Vanity Fair—was (allegedly) on a jet to Bermuda when layoffs hit the magazine last week. That's okay! Graydon (allegedly) has a very generous way of making it up to the layoff victims. More » -
#socialism
Vanity Fair Lukewarm on Graydon Carter's Joints
"Socialitopoly," from Vanity Fair. Its unbiased rankings: Graydon Carter's Monkey Bar has above-average prestige, but the disgustingly easy-to-enter Waverly Inn is nowhere to be found. Take heed, board game-playing social climbers. Click to enlarge. [VF] -
#revolutionarystudies
Is Levi Johnston The Missing Link Between Graydon Carter and Mere Monkey (Bar)?
Monkey Bar is Graydon Carter's Exclusive Lair of the Famous and Awesome. It's so exclusive, even NY Times dining critic Frank Bruni had a tough time getting in. You know who didn't? Levi Johnston. And two of his bodyguards. More » -
#therich
Graydon Carter Wields a Pink Pencil When Filling Out His Seating Chart
Caricature-coiffed Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter co-owns two restaurants where Manhattan's most insufferable douchebags go to get their "look at me" on. Each day these establishments field "thousands" of table requests and Graydon alone decides where the arses will park. More » -
#howweeat
Waverly Inn Basically a Drive-Thru At This Point
While the other Inn, the Beatrice, faces an uncertain future, and Graydon Carter is getting ready to open his approachable Monkey Bar, his Waverly Inn restaurant sounds easier to get into than Marc Jacobs' pants. More » -
#society
Who's In the Monkey Bar Mural?
Wispily pompadoured Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter's new midtown venture Monkey Bar is a bar/restaurant for rich people. There's even a giant mural commemorating some of between-wars New York's bestest richies. So who's in it? More »
