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more about #monsters more comments → yourfriendandneighbor: And that's why cool adults call this their favorite childrens tale. more » miss_msry: Maurice, isn't telling a four-year-old to go to hell a little harsh? Now five and older, go for it. more » Mike Jahn: Jonz's big mistake was not casting Megan Fox. more » SpyMagician: Awesome. I'm personally convinced the reason you have 30 year olds playing video games like nuts and generally extending their sophomore year into the... more » m4ximusprim3: Thank you Maurice. The problem with kids these days is that nobody scares the shit out of them. How else are they supposed to learn humility? more » momof3wildkids: I love Maurice Sendak. I told you once, I told you twice, eating chicken soup w/ rice. more » FormerEnglishMajor: That's "Daily Momster". These stories (the Fritzls, Duggars, "Australian Fritzl", Elizabeth Smart, etc. etc.) make me feel a really bad combination ... more » E. H. Cotton: And the old home state continues to make me proud. more » Moff: And she probably won't sign his permission slip to go to Hogsmeade with the rest of the third-years. more » Seeräuber Jenny: Next up: Charles Manson is actually not a very nice man. more » Seeräuber Jenny: "Once a psycho, always a psycho." Well, that's subtle and objective. I didn't watch the video, as it took too long to load. It actually is more eff... more » Liberace: "This is just scary." "We can't even be scared." so... you want I should be scared, or not even be scared? based on what you wrote...both? Braun... more » erinna: Great, I just triple checked every lock in my apartment and I'm gonna have to sleep with the lights on for a least a month thanks to that video. more » Torley: To think... he was SOMEBODY's precious. :( more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: If the souls of the Moral Majority were to wash up on a beach, this is what they would look like. more » -
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Your Daily Monster: Mom keeps teen locked in closet for most of 4 1/2 years.
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UPDATED: The story behind our Cowbeast of Death, his mugshot, and his name.
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Cowbeast of Death Is Latest Unskinned Monster to Wash Ashore
A young gentleman on Twitter asks, "I found the new montauk monster. Gawker, where you at???" Well, we're right here, young "hellatightshit." And what is it you have for your friends at Gawker Monster Investigations? UPDATE! He's named!
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Gollum Found Dead in Panama
Pretty quiet summer monster season this year, right? Wrong, mi amigo. A distant cousin of the Montauk Monster emerged from its cave in Panama. Then terrified kids beat it to death. More » -
#snitching
John Edwards' Mistress Is Testifying Before a Grand Jury Right Now
Rielle Hunter, the former mistress and current baby-mama to moral cripple John Edwards, is ratting him out (we hope) to a federal grand jury investigating whether Edwards violated campaign-finance laws by paying her $114,000 to keep her mouth shut. More » -
#mysteries
Drunken Man-Beast Collapses on Wall Street
This blurry photo was purportedly taken in the dark heart of Wall Street this morning. As you can see, it clearly shows... uh... More » -
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#ringtones
Now You Can Carry The Chilly Terror of Working at Vogue In Your Pocket
The promotional campaign for The September Issue, R.J. Cutler's documentary about Vogue, includes downloadable ringtones of Anna Wintour's terrified assistant answering her boss' phone: "Anna Wintour's office?" Be the first on your block! More » -
#opinions
Twisted Sickos: Should We Shed Tears For Them?
No, argues one columnist who's not afraid to tell it like it is: More » -
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The North Carolina Poop Monster Mystery [Solved!]
Summer's here. That means monster season. What creatures do lurk in the darkest sewer pipes of the Tar Heel State? Some disgusting, pulsating, alien blob creatures do. More » -
#vigilantes
Wait, Did Geraldo Just Ask the Fox News Audience to Kill a Child Molester?
Last night on Fox News, Geraldo Rivera took a hit out on David Earls, a convicted child-rapist whose atrociously low sentence Bill O'Reilly has been demagoguing. More » -
#crime
'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
The Oscar-winning composer of the sickly sweet "You Light Up My Life" is actually, prosecutors say, a dirty old serial rapist monster. We should have known. More » -
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Nixon Believed in Aborting Mixed-Race Babies
If only America had listened to Richard Nixon, the Republican Party wouldn't be in the trouble it's in. Because Barack Obama wouldn't have been born. He would have been aborted, because his mom was white and his dad was black. More » -
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Kate Gosselin Refuses to Water Her Children
If you've ever wondered what kind of mother Kate Gosselin is behind the scenes, wonder no more. Access Hollywood released this clip today of footage caught just prior to an interview with Kate and her kids, and it's kinda troubling. More » -
#goodluckwithyourhelldemons
Montauk Monster Washes Up Again
Somebody forgot to do the exorcism, because the Montauk Monster has been found. Again. More » -
#ivyleague
Monster Rats Pouring Out of Harvard
Are you aware that rats "big enough to put saddles on" are currently streaming out of Harvard University's secret underground science experiment cave, in record numbers? We thought you should know. More » -
#shutupbrooklyn
Killer Dog Rampage in Park Slope 'Tot Lot!'
The perpetually put-upon parents of Park Slope have yet another outrage to face! Already battling listserv fees and fighting sexist hats, the yups must now contend with dogs trying to eat their babies! More » -
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Horrifying Banana Spider Orders You To Denny's
We won't attempt to "explain" this Denny's commercial, except to say: if that spidery one-eyed banana ever gets within 15 feet of our food, the shotgun is coming out. Click to watch this...thing.
