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more about #movies more comments → sanyucat: This could only be more interesting than your average work day if you are already dead. [Edited for boredom] more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Poor little guy. I once knew a pixie orthodontist who killed herself. #journalismism more » BadUncle: Does Hollywood have any attorneys reviewing anything other than production contracts? #journalismism more » m4ximusprim3: Maybe I've been reading too much Carrie Prejean, but this makes my head spin. Too much news faking other news pretending to be other news. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: On the flip side, I'm suing Fairfield University's student paper for using my trademarked term "raw dog" (though, admittedly, I coined it while descri... more » Magister: I'm not sure where they got the list of actors, but a top 50 that doesn't include Meryl Streep? #robertebert more » unclevanya: This is a great day for unattached, media-obsessed white fanboys everywhere. #robertebert more » Lucky: I think you mean Roger Ebert. #robertebert more » contains_hot_liquid: Cankle wrist. #tuckermax more » bluebears: I feel like I saw a lot written about this movie leading up to the release. But...it was probably all on this website. #tuckermax more » o-line: For those who are curious and don't wish to visit Max's site: $1,417,696 domestic. #tuckermax more » sarahvendzules: Um, can we please talk about those freakishly tiny hands? more » BettyCrocker: He has the face of someone who I should want to make out with, even though I'm not partial to blond guys. Regular features, a square jaw, appealing 5... more » heywhat: Did it ever occur to Tucker that this so-called huge fan was maybe lying to him and just didn't want to go see the movie? I think Tucker hasn't realiz... more » OHymenMyHymen: I market movies for a living. Therefore I can officially diagnose the problem with the film as being three-fold. -The film went too wide, too fast. ... more » -
#compilations
Nicolas Cage: The Worst Actor of His Generation
Nicolas Cage is completely broke. One theory is that he spent money more frivolously than the people who paid to see Wicker Man in theaters. Our theory at Gawker.TV is that he is the worst actor ever. Here's proof. [Gawker.TV] -
#movies
Documentary to Expose Twittering, Typing, Lunch Habits of NYT Media Reporters
The uniformly mustachioed Twitter addicts of the New York Times media desk are getting a documentary of their very own! Sounds pretty........interesting. Sorry, fell asleep there for a sec. More » -
#newspapers
Unauthorized Alien Movie Promotion Will Save Newspapers
Struggling Alaskan newspapers have come up with a new revenue source that could well become a model for the whole industry: Being paid restitution by a Hollywood studio that used your paper's name without permission to advertise an alien movie. More » -
#bloggingfordollars
Dumenco: Nikki Finke offers Hollywood the thrill "of seeing a spun reporter do as told."
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#listicle
Elijah Wood Is the Most Critically-Acclaimed Actor, Freddie Prinze, Jr. the Most Hated
Indie mag Miller-McCune performed mathematical voodoo on a zillion movie reviews to figure out critics' favorite and least favorite actors, as well as which critics are the nicest and the meanest. More » -
#movies
Tucker Max Has an Explanation
Schlitz-grasping cargo short sporter Tucker Max has finally figured out why his movie, Penis in a Beer Cozy, was a financial failure.
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#franchises
Poor Sad Terminator to go on the Auction Block
How the mighty tumble! Just yesterday, Hollywood trembled in awe before the Terminator series; creator of planet-devouring sequels and merchandising. Today, it goes on the auction block like the baggage at some grizzly slave auction. More » -
#gossiproundup
Bronson Pinchot Thinks Tom Cruise Is Weird
Onetime TV star Bronson Pinchot has some not-so-nice things to say about Tom Cruise. Fate will bring Octomom and Jon Gosselin together. Salman Rushdie is still pining for Padma. Presenting your Tuesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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#layoffs
Who Knew the Weinsteins Still Had 30 Employees Left to Fire?
Page Six spotted Bob and Harvey Weinstein saying tearful goodbyes to 30 laid-off Weinstein Co. employees at a TriBeCa steakhouse recently. So goes the Weinstein Empire's slow, painful collapse. More » -
#toptenlists
Tucker Max's Biggest Fans Explain His Transcendent Movie
Tucker Max's movie "Poop: My Story" is really, objectively not doing well, at all. We'll just delicately link to the weekend's movie chart, with no overt comment. However! The sycophants on Tucker Max's message boards have an alternative view. More » -
#gossiproundup
Erin Andrews Appreciates Men in Uniform
Erin Andrews offers thanks. Chris Noth's off the market. Kandi Burruss released a statement on AJ's death. And Don Imus remains an optimist. Good morning! It's your Monday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
The Arrested Development screenplay is officially in the works. And it better be good.
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#defamer
Will Miramax's Impending Doom Signal the Death of Studio Indies?
The Disney-owned production house named after founders Bob and Harvey Weinsteins' parents, Miramax, is—like Bob and Harvey's current shop—facing tough times. But while The Weinstein Company struggles for air, Miramax is being choked out by its corporate parents. More » -
#trendwatch
On Mankind's Maybe Doomed Love for the Undead
Woody Harrelson recently took some time from banging his bongos to make a big Hollywood movie. It's called Zombieland and deals with the undead, a solid cinematic device. Should we be worried? Yes. But what of the soul's role?
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#success
So How's That Tucker Max Movie Doing?
As you all know, we've just concluded the opening weekend of Tucker Max's film debut, "Alcohol and Poop Go Together Like Whores and EZ Cheez." How grand a mark has it made on cinema history? Let's go to the scorecards!
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#feuds
Michael Moore in Self-Promotional War with CBS
So, Michael Moore has been making the media rounds to promote his latest project, Capitalism: A Love Story. The film, we're sure, will be enlightening, but, as happens with all things Moore, may be overshadowed by the man himself. More » -
#artists
Today's Lies From Tucker Max
Tucker Max did an interview with City Pages in Minneapolis about his movie. He said at least six untrue things: More » -
#andnowhesdead
Patrick Swayze is Now Dead. And It's Sad.
We've all known this was coming, but that doesn't make it any easier to announce. Patrick Swayze, American actor and icon, has died and, at the tender age of 57, succumbed to pancreatic cancer. More » -
#controversy
Darwin Flick Degraded by Backward American Ways
Americans are, sadly, a dream deferred. We pretend that we're the next generation of human social evolution, but, really, we're not. That's why we're arguing and griping over a movie about evolution. More » -
#beef
Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
Megan Fox was being cute by calling Michael Bay a "Nazi" regarding the Transformers 2 shoot. Some Michael Bay crew members wrote a letter about Awful Megan Fox on Michael Bay's site, which has since been censored. Just awesome.
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