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more about #mycock more comments → Front_Towards_Enemy: Don't those girls understand that they are actually kissing the Pharaoh Ramses II ? #hughhefner more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Likely, the had a small, private ceremony for his penis back in the 80's. Hugh's epitaph: If this graves a-rockin' don't come a-knockin' #hughhefner more » Lorem Ipsum: Given all the fucking he's done during his life, isn't it possible one of his GFs *IS* his great-granddaughter? Ew. #hughhefner more » Glib and Bitchy: Robert Downey Jr. might play him in the biopic? Or, as Hef would title it: Iron Man 3. p.s. Foster, story ran A1 in the lesser-read Saturday paper. #h... more » MalinaMango: I interpreted "old penis" as implying that he also has a new one. I guess he wore the other one out? #hughhefner more » TheBusinessGuy: It's sad, though. Hefner has gone from innovative threat to morality--and thus a hero to many--to toothless beloved joke in just over half a lifetime... more » Foster Kamer: I'm not very easily sold on change, but this is nothing short of excellent in ten different ways. My favorite, irreverent two: (1) this places a great... more » irishflyesq: Foster, I want to kiss you! You made my day! Anyone who links to "(We've Got) Big Balls" is all right in my book. more » SaraRueful: I worked as a clerk in a porn shop in 1993 and we sold these things. John Holmes even had his name on one. As always, way to to go, New York Times, fo... more » MassimoWoodpecker: Go with Cialis. Eventually you die anyway . . . so what if you can go deaf or blind. I don't believe that anyway since they told us that when we were... more » LeeroySpitzer: Excellent news! Medicare will split the costs with me! more » Smitros: Erector set . . . more » Trai_Dep: I'm alarmed by the existence of non-prescription penis pumps. Who monitors these feral pumps? Who administers them? Who instructs in their intended us... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: If oral sex can't snap you out of impotence, you might as well be dead anyway. more » ShanghaiLil: $300-$600 for a penis pump? Hell, I can get a decent one for about $60 retail at the porn store. Or so I'm told. more » -
#mediaanatomy
Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
Heh is the overwhelming sentiment one can read every time the Times gets cocky. And by cocky, I mean: talking about penises. In this instance, it's talking about one of the oldest, most famous media penises still alive: Hugh Hefner's. More » -
#notafraidtobeservicey
The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
While America's medical debates rage on, many of its significant members, of all colors and sizes, limply, quietly weep to themselves: penises. But! This is one health care package making serious progress: flaccid penises demand innovation, as the Times discovered.
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#alumreport
Gawker Alumni Blog/Pirate Ship The Awl Reaches A Million Hits
The future of blogging rests in Choire Sicha and Alex Balk's laptops. After defecting from the Gawker Empire for Radar, which closed, they opened up their own shop: The Awl, which arrived in (thrust itself into?) a new era, today. More » -
#dirtywords
How The NY Times Writes An Article About Big Dicks
The Times profiled the writers of HBO's latest foray into originally programming, Hung, today. It stars Thomas Jane as a gym teacher with a huge dick who becomes a gigolo. But how does the infamously stiff (heh) Times write it? More » -
