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more about #nadyasuleman more comments → BadUncle: The Runaways should be awesome. Wrap me in gingham and exile me to Jezebel, but I still think a Joan Jett biopic is long overdue. more » semiserious: How much would a production company have to pay to force Jon to leave Kate for Octomom and catch the whole thing on camera? more » FormerEnglishMajor: "Rebecca DeMornay, John Mahoney, Aidan Quinn, and Penelope Ann Miller have all been announced as cast members of Flipped, a tale about two kids fallin... more » SugartitsMcFirecrotch: He, Octo-Mom and Tom "Terrific" Cruise are all batshit crazy . . . and I wish that they would all go away. Sigh. more » FormerEnglishMajor: I'm more amazed that Mel is aware of Octo-Mom, meaning he's got a LOT of downtime. more » Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: Are we taking bets on how long before he tries to get his marriage annulled so that he can marry this woman in the eyes of the church? I'm guessing a... more » TedSez: Seriously, what the hell is Leno doing laughing it up with this douche, or giving him the "major celebrity" slot during his last week? Has he decided ... more » restless: He's been waayyyy out there for years. Hello?! He's Australian and completely covers his accent to be American. Not to be subtle, like New Yorkers pra... more » TheTurtleGirl: I love that NOW he's an asshole, but when he went on a Jew-rant, well no one really got bothered by that and I had to keep hearing what a devout man h... more » Understater: I'll take that Collagen-lipped sideshow over this vile excuse for a human being any day of the week. more » HenryLovesFonzie: Remember when Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise were the dreamiest men ever? So long ago... more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: What is the age these days where people just laugh with you and ignore how rude you are? Or should we just start the apology countdown clock (with kin... more » BowlingForDollars: Gross. He is so skeevy. more » Taigan: I hope he keeps talking! Mel Gibson is just vile, and every time he opens his mouth, he somehow makes himself look even worse. His outrageous behavior... more » bluebears: Well...you gotta respect his ongoing commitment to being the biggest asshole he can be. more » -
#traderoundup
Nadya Suleman Isn't the Only Person Starring in a Horrorshow About Babies
Hollywood gets on with the business of being Hollywood, selling top-quality products and bottom-shelf products all in the same breath. In that vein we have a 1910 adventure series going to screen, and the Octo-mom lady getting a show. More » -
#gossiproundup
Mel Gibson's Mistress Seeks Alliance with His Wife
Miley Cyrus is confused by Perez Hilton; Nadya Suleman is confused about just how many beings she wants; and Mel Gibson's mistress doesn't understand why boozy adultery didn't lead to more. More » -
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One of These Top Gun Stars Is Gay. Well, One is Openly Gay.
Sean Penn and Rihanna are in the midst of breakups; Elizabeth Edwards is reflecting on her awful near breakup and Kelly McGillis found out she's lesbian after two marriages. More » -
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Jamie Lynn Spears' Beau Recovering In Hospital After Escape Attempt
News of Kate Winslet's butt, and of Heidi and Spencer's wedding. Which are sort of the same thing. Madonna welcomes Jesus into her heart, while Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend almost made it. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Babies, Bisexuals & Tim Gunn With His Pants Down
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I search for real "news" in the weekly tabloids. Step inside for free-swingin', AC/DC stories from Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer's Sperm Could Make Magic Together
There there, celebrity magazine editors: While Lindsay Lohan's rehab would slow the flow of gossip considerable, you could recoup your losses several times over with a Jennifer Aniston-David Schwimmer baby cover. More » -
#realitytv
Octo-Mom's Dating Show Sure To Attract Quality Men
Good news in dark times: You'll seen be able to take Nadya Suleman away from her 14 kids, on a date, to be filmed by reality show cameras and watched by a confused, frightened nation. More » -
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Choose Your Own Brangelina Adventure
Wednesday means one thing: Midweek Madness. The covers are all over the place this week, like what's up with Brangelina? Did she kick him out? Agree to be Mrs. Pitt? Is he cheating with Natalie Portman? [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
No Celebrity Should Ever Have a Baby, Ever Again
Mickey Rourke dates strange ladies, Frankie Delgado is a jerk, and so much celebrity-baby news that you might just never want to have a baby yourself, thus ending the human race. And on a Monday! More » -
#gossiproundup
Secret Tape Has Departing CNBC-ers Tirade
It's Friday, everyone's turning the page. Madonna wants a new Malawi baby; Method Man promises to pay his taxes and it's Dylan Ratigan's last day to yell at his CNBC producer on camera. More » -
#gossiproundup
End of Wentz-Simpson Fairytale Challenges National Spirit
People are planning for Liz Taylor's death, if only because of they were caught so thoroughly unawares by Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's reported marriage problems and Nadya Suleman being called a horrid mom. More » -
#gossiproundup
Did Bruce Willis Audition Mates?
Mid-week, everyone needs to freshen up. Barbara Walters craves a clean break from ABC, reportedly; Robert Pattinson needs a shower and Bruce Willis might never be able to wash off the slime. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jade Goody Dies at 27
Reality star Jade Goody has died of cancer. Elsewhere, people continue to get married and have babies, or adopt babies and fire those babies' nannies. More » -
#gossiproundup
Twinkly Jonas Brother Latest Celebrity in Slanty-Eyed Photo Disgrace
The return of China-eyes. Jen Aniston, miserable. What's new? Katy Perry gets peed on, while the Octomom remains bewildered and horrible. Plus, Twilight!!! More » -
#gossiproundup
Octo-Mom Allowed To Bring Home Two Babies
Making the best of it: LeAnn Rimes' husband wasn't there to get her through cold Orange County nights, so she strayed; Nadya Suleman had to settle for just two of her eight babies. More » -
#traderoundup
Octomom, Mormons to Destroy Traditional Television
Today is: Gay Utah finds a new prom queen, Non-Gay Utah hates freedom, Sahara continues to hemorrhage money, Twilight newz!!, and frigging Octomom. More » -
#gossiproundup
Octo-Mom Kinda Regrets the Babies Now
Nadya Suleman might consider her decision to have octuplets "irrational," but she's still totally going to sell the birth video. Maybe Ashley Dupre can teach her how to meditate amid 14 screaming kids. More » -
#celebrityscience
Victory For Octo-Mom
Well, things sure came together for Nadya Suleman today: Octo-Mom suddenly has a big house for her 14 kids, around-the-clock child care valued at $135,000-per-month and she gets to keep her reality show. More » -
#flackery
Pariah Octo-Mom Loses Second Publicist
Something is seriously wrong in the Nadya Suleman camp. Other than the income-less, second-parent-less and technically house-less 14 babies, we mean: Octo-Mom somehow just lost her second publicist in one month. More »
