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more about #natalieportman more comments → Lysergic Asset: "If your boyfriend wants a three-way with you and his hot, underage Chilean housekeeper and you deny him, it's bad for his self esteem and will only m... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Devendra Banhart! I was trying to remember his name this weekend!! The most I could come up with was "That hipster dude that dated Princess Naboo...... more » Spirit Fingers: So are we to assume that Rihanna is over the whole "getting beat in the face" thing? Because it sounds to me that she's not done sending "sexy girl" p... more » BowlingForDollars: LiLo and Sam are this era's Liz and Dick. Glad to see they are back on good terms. Those crazy kids. more » DahlELama: Well, naturally, when I want relationship advice, the first person I turn to is Rihanna... You know who I feel bad for, RiRi? People in abusive relat... more » AzureTexan: "50 Cent carries $25,000 on his person at all times "just in case..." In an interesting coincidence, I carry 50 cents on my person at all times. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Sendimg the lady flowers. more » skahammer: Sometimes the popular press burbles up a quote that just takes one's breath away. if you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad fo... more » Airvault: "Nick Jonas : Jonas Brothers :: John : The Beatles" So he's dead? more » drunkexpatwriter: I'm happy to get naked pictures of my girlfriend, but I don't see why, exactly you'd absolutely have to have them. In general you can see your girlfri... more » Mike Jahn: Carrie Prejean, Vanessa Hudgens and Rihanna all need costars for their pics/vids. I suggest the Jonas Brothers. more » jackbarber: Portman is really a vegan? Disappointing. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: "It was a joke. Everybody Hates Natalie. Heh, heh. A JOKE." more » A Message To Rudy: "I LOOOVE a vegetarian...cain't stand a vegan. Vegans always want credit for something they SUPPOSED to do anyway. 'I eat healthy!'...Well, you're su... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Ok, here's my revised desired-friends list for Christmas: Chris Rock and Natalie Portman, Craig Ferguson, Felix Salmon, Padma, Taylor Momsen, Sarah S... more » -
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Rihanna: All Girlfriends Owe Their Abusive Boyfriends Nudie Pics
"I feel bad" for boyfriends whose girlfriends don't send them XXX self-portraits, says Rihanna; Tiger Woods' sexy texts messages are out; LiLo and SamRo make nice. Wednesday's gossip is one nip slip short of a tabloid triathlon. More » -
#opencaption
'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
[Natalie Portman was a typically unamused vegan when Chris Rock called her a salad shooter at the Gotham Independent Film Awards party in New York last night. Image via Getty] -
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[Natalie Portman cops an inappropriate feel on co-star Tobey Maguire last night at the New York premiere of their new movie Brothers. Image via Getty] -
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Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#topchef
Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 11
Happy Veterans Day! Thank a veteran today? No? Do it now! Call any veterans you know and say thank you, OK? There's time before the live blog starts. And, no, veterans of Restaurant Wars do not count. More » -
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Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me in the Face
Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at her daughter's hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, and footage of Joanna Krupa at Snoop Dogg's Girls Gone Wild party surfaces. Come, stroke the supple hide of Friday's gossip. More » -
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Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 10
My favorite Top Chef moments involve things bursting into flame. Sadly, that hasn't happened in the kitchen this year. Happily, the same isn't true of this live blog — you guys were on fire last week! More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Having Awful Week Of Unintended Confiscation
Lindsay Lohan's house may have been broken into, live! Katie Holmes inspired creepy Scientology fashion lines. Charles Dickens was a ladies' man's momma's boy. Jeremy Piven: alive. Bill Clinton: bedbugged. Anna Paquin: nekkid. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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#traderoundup
Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
Someone needs to tell AMC that vampires are the host monster now, as they shell out big bucks for a zombie show. Natalie Portman also gets a TV deal. And Legos (yes, the toy) are coming to the big screen. More » -
#herogram
Why The Ladies Should Love Megan Fox
So now that the Potter kids are on top, it's likely that news about our favorite over-boiled sex pot Megan Fox will take a backseat to the prim Emma Watson. And that's sad.
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#traderoundup
Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
We know you've been wondering, "Why aren't there more romantic comedies inspired by Norse mythology?" Well, we have good news! There's also some news about the reclusive Jackson Family and Mel Gibson in a Beaver suit. To The Jump! More » -
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Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More » -
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Nothing Is Scarier than Ballet or the Internet
We have news from around the world today, but mostly from Foxborough and Australia. Two places both alike in dignity, but then suffering complete indignities like American Idol and movies about teenagers who save the world. More » -
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Real Housewives' Kelly Bensimon Hates Being Kelly Bensimon
Kelly Bensimon comes to the stark realization that she was on a reality TV show, a Vogue intern gets a stripper's digits, and Brittney's still getting her cashflow juiced by everyone. More » -
#opencaption
Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Portman Presents
[The actress on the set of her new film "Hesher" in Los Angeles; image via INF] -
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Bruce Willis Will Never Die
Deal or No Deal makes, um, a new deal. Americans poach from the French who poached from the Americans. Bad news for a Sister, and good news for Bruce Willis. More » -
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Actress Searches for Protective V Mask
[Natalie Portman arriving at a Tribeca Film Festival event today; image via Splash] -
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Nothing's Lost Forever
A SAG-sack returns, two beauties team up for impossibly beautiful lovemaking, Up graces Cannes, Kevin Costner is back, and so is Behind the Music. More » -
#michellewilliams
Natalie Portman And Michelle Williams In: Scenes From A Catfight
If you've ever yearned to see Natalie Portman and Michelle Williams writhe on top of each other, you're in luck: so has Roman Polanski, and he filmed it. More »
