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more about #neelshah more comments → jburnaway: Foster, your mock/serious excitement almost makes me want to bid... unfortunately, I am only about 8 drinks into the night..... give me 4 more beers a... more » Jamie Peck: Sorry to bust yr ballz again Foster, but I didn't write that ish about wolves. Anyone who knows me will tell you that my writing isn't half as legible... more » misslinda: Yikes! Bidding is over a thousand bucks and nine days to go! You're over the limit for what I can get away with without my husband saying "what the he... more » momof3wildkids: You are charging $4 for shipping? Really? Couldn't Denton spring for the four bucks? more » Jim Topoleski: wow I remember my ex girlfriend LOVING to write so called "slam books" She had hundreds of them in high school she passed along to friends, I even fo... more » The Real JR: Item specifics - Fiction & Literature Books Format: Hardcover Publication Year: 2009 Topic: -- Special Attributes: 1st Edition, Signed Language: ... more » MattyMcboy: All right, Foster, I've already bid (wolfsowner) and have convinced the other Mr Mcboy that we don't need to donate to the food bank this year if I wi... more » BookishLookish: Smails will bit $120 if there're tits involved. Anyone? more » The Real JR: Dude, I was in the lead then got outbid within 3 minutes. Oh, it's a mutha-fuckin-BID-OFF! more » Alaska Miller: This is a farce. The best Sarah Palin book in the world is to buy Going Rouge, replace the dust jacket with Going Rogue and convincing her to sign it... more » The Real JR: I am glad this is going to Save the Children. Though I would think this would be a good fundraiser for Planned Parenthood and, of course, Rape Kits fo... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Just to clarify: No one's signature obscured any of the family's wilderness recipes, right? Because I'm only bidding to get Bristol's Beaver. I hea... more » Mrs. Beeton: I want this book to become like a chain letter. The winner should keep adding the signatures of literary luminaries and resell it for charity, as does... more » Han Valen: Wow, you guys are just SO COOL. I mean really, jealous much? Its like all the hopeless, bitter nerds in high school getting together to make fun of t... more » reimoise: Just to be absolutely sure, this book is signed by Sarah Palin as well, right? more » -
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The Gawker Sarah Palin Slam Book: Bid on This Literary Treasure for Charity
At 2009's National Book Awards we honored Sarah Palin's Going Rogue as 2010's frontrunner for the NBA Fiction Prize by getting it signed by the gathered literary luminaries. And now, it can be the best charitable, tax-deductible present ever. More » -
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Hidden Forces Baffle the Twitterati
Neel Shah got his scandal-phone returned; Kevin Marks got retweeted by ghosts and Al Yankovic was surrounded by nobodies. The Twitterati were haunted, in a good way. More » -
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Republican's Abortion Joke Positively Uproarious
A Bush-Cheney operative let loose a zinger about orgies and abortion; Kurt Andersen finally watched The Wire; and Neel Shah was discovered something unusual in Oprah's hold music. The Twitterati found some low-hanging fruit. More » -
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Wanted: Gossip Lord Rupert Murdoch Seeks Handmaiden
World's most powerful newspaper gossip column seeks promising scandalmonger among unwashed Twitter hoardes to replace second in command. Willingness to smear boss' enemies a must, as is an ability to hold your liquor and hang out in strip clubs. More » -
#gossiproundup
The Wintour Of Our Discontent
The infamous Vogue editrix loses her party planner, House as a tranny-nun, Governator Ahnold's real-life action sequence, a sad Hollywood divorce, midgets, gays, nerdy Jews, scary Americans, more Gossip Girl action, and Gary Busey. Presenting your Saturday morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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The Exceeding Exhaustion Of Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle's "exhausted" again, Dustin Lance Black's sorry, Cindy Adams knows where you should hide your cash, Prince Harry's dating a floozy, and Salman Rushdie's a third boob. Oh, and: Ron Burkle and whores. Here's your Sunday morning gossip roundup: More » -
#twitterati
Twitter Founder Brags About Facial
A Dow Jones writer spanked the Washington Post; Evan Williams downplayed his kind of awesome "pre-cancerous" skin removal; and Ron Burkle drowned his problems in models. The Twitterati were lively! More » -
#teampartycrash
The Gossip Gangs of New York
Page Six gossip Paula Froelich's first novel is concerned with a certain set of New York ladies in crisis, Mercury in Retrograde (she may be among them, as a "composite"). So surely other "composites" were in attendance at her book party last night. -
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#sexwars
Dear Loser: You'll Never Be A Pick-Up Artist
Sure, other writers have gone to seduction classes undercover. But how many were female? And how many told their male classmates they'll always be "schlubby" beta males? More » -
#gallery
The CollegeHumor Show's Premiere Party
Those fratty nerds at CollegeHumor celebrated the launch of their new MTV television show last night, in the lobby of their big boss Barry Diller's IAC building in Chelsea. Here are some photos. More »
