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more about #neverforget more comments → Mike Byhoff: They're just copying the robotic Richard Simmons. more » Mo MoDo: Let's hope terrorists never invent the exploding tampon. more » Mo MoDo: When a TSA agent tells you to spread 'em, it's going to have a whole new meaning. more » SuckRodgers: Do we need that info graphic of Slim Goodbody with a hamster in his ass? more » ThePantaloon.com: Was it Richard Gere or Rod Stewart who had to go to the hospital and have a rectum bomb removed? more » Trai_Dep: We're safe from Muslim atomic butt-bombs for now, but sooner or later, they'll find out about Fisting from the Internet. Then we're doomed. Doomed! more » Trai_Dep: Oh gods please tell me wolfing down a 1/2 pound of X-Lax in front of a TSA officer is the next "security" airport protocol. more » Btwbfdimho: So under Taliban law, men can do that but women can't even drive a Prius? Not fair. more » Smitros: Major case of denial these guys have. It's not like they just have a little sugar in their tanks, but more like it fills them up to the F. more » Aidan_: Jesus tap-dancing Christ...please tell me this doesn't mean I have to do the Full Monty when I go to Vancouver next month. Unless the security woman ... more » iplaudius: I’m sure training for the missions is tons of fun. more » NigelAstydameia: Aren't we all smuggling bombs in our rectums, in a way? more » shostakobitch: actually al queda has in fact posted the video of how to make those bombs. and here it is: [www.youtube.com] more » fuzzymuffins: "training personnel to look for this kind of thing" read: don't scratch your ass in the airport. and don't waddle. more » The Curse of Millhaven: Come hungry because you must eat a Meximelt Supreme one hour before your flight. more » -
#theend
There Is No Stopping Al Qaeda's Booty Bombs
Here is the new thing for you to worry about, in terms of your own unavoidable violent death: Al Qaeda is now smuggling bombs inside their rectums. There is no hope of detection until it blows.
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#neverforget
Happy First Post-9/11 9/11!
On this day eight years ago, four commercial airplanes were hijacked and crashed into buildings and a field. Thousands died. This is the first anniversary of that terrible day, though, that the Terrorists will not still be winning.
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#whomakesthenazis
Sorry, Reasonable Republicans, But These Are Literally 'Brownshirt Tactics'
Michael Gerson says we should never, ever, ever accuse anyone of behaving like a Nazi, because the Nazis were super, super evil.
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#history
Old Hippies Still Selling Us Crappy Old Concert
It is worth remembering that Woodstock sucked. It's like an entire generation is trying to convince us that this one Warped Tour show they went to was seriously epochal. [WSJ via Pat's Papers] -
#threats
Terrorist In Manhattan!
Lock and load, New Yorkers. A terrorist has just entered the island of Manhattan. We also have a pirate here, and Bernie Madoff, cause we are the baddest, yea! But seriously, a terrorist is here, to kill you. More » -
#neverforget
Peter Thiel: 'Valleywag is the Silicon Valley Equivalent of Al Qaeda'
Peter Thiel, the Facebook investor and PayPal co-founder, has never been shy about making incendiary statements. Now he's turned his guns on us.
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#fridaynightnewsdump
The Picture Worth a Thousand Screams
Oh, shock, the White House just fired Louis Caldera, the guy who authorized last month's exciting unannounced Ground Zero plane-buzzing. More » -
#terror
Air Scare Where? Obama Suicide Plane Pics Censored
Now the government says that it's not even going to release the photos of the FAA Terror Plane that buzzed Manhattan last week and scared the shit out of everyone, on direct orders from Obama. More » -
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#neverforget
What Is Your Favorite Page of the 9/11 Coloring Book?
The "Crisis Response Team" of a tiny little Minnesota town put together a book to help children deal with disasters. Let's learn and grow together.
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#idiots
Feds Knew Flying a 747 Through NYC Would Be Terrifying and Still Kept It a Secret
A government memo shows the Federal Aviation Agency predicted "public concern" over fighter jets flying near downtown Manhattan — and yet demanded that New York officials not explain the planes' terrifying presence. More » -
#videuhoh
Why Louis Caldera Should Be Fired
Louis Caldera has taken repsonsibility for the Air Force jetliner that buzzed the city today. This panic video shows why the White House official should go. More » -
#heroes
Here Is the Guy Who Scared You This Morning, New York
Well, he's not the pilot of the plane that buzzed the financial district (and lowly Jersey City) this sunny, 9/11-y morning. But he is the guy who authorized the flight. More » -
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Airplane Flies Around Manhattan, Scares Everyone
Oh hey, a 747 just circled around lower Manhattan today, and then some fighter jets showed up. That isn't the sort of thing anyone should've been warned about! More » -
#neverforget
S.I.'s TV Terrorist Going to Jail
So this guy in Staten Island is going to prison for six years because he sold a satellite TV package of Arab news stations that included Al Manar, which is Hezbollah's TERROR CHANNEL. More » -
#neverforget
Glenn Beck's Insanity Matched By Stephen Colbert
Insanely weepy Glenn Beck will probably cry over what it means for our country, but Stephen Colbert's thorough Tuesday-night takedown of the Fox News host is, in one way, a compliment. More » -
#weekinreview
The Week A Bald Tool Destroyed America's Dreams
So the media, financial, and entertainment industries continued to melt down this week! So no one has any work! So your monkey tried to kill a woman! Get over it, America! More » -
#viral
Airport Tantrum Lady Cries For All of Us
We feel your pain, hysterical Cathay Pacific passenger lady. In a way, everyone, somewhere inside, has missed a Hong Kong to San Francisco flight, and felt like staging an impromptu Chinese opera. More » -
#neverforget
Blago's Personal Pearl Harbor
Viva Rod Blagojevich! We hope he stays in office forever! Did you know that his little corruption deal was basically his own personal 9/11? Or Pearl Harbor? More » -
#photos
1/15: Never Forget [Max Silvestr]
