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more about #newser more comments → Shadowlayer: Note to myself: 1-Make stupid news aggregator site 2-Get 2.5 millions in dumb-fuck, I MEAN, investors money 3-RUN! 4-PROFIT! more » Wrapitup: Sinister rumors abound that Michael Wolff cooks a mean Jamaican goat curry. Note to self: if Michael Wolff molests you, get the hell out of his kitchen. more » Baroness: Suckers. Gosh, I wonder what their "Burn Rate" will be, investing millions in a lippy guy who writes things like "Dick Cheney- Good for America?". Q... more » BookishLookish: "...my interest is in process rather than, per se, message." Oh, you smug prick. What process is that, sir? Diddling a prissy, insufferable kid old en... more » City_Dater: Behold the smirk of a man who chats up young-looking women at parties and can't figure out how to extricate himself gracefully once he finds out the g... more » bytememehard: Maybe he's one of the guys pushing for Berlusconi to get a Nobel? [www.nytimes.com] more » Wrapitup: Michael Wolff has the focused, knowing smirk of the man who can blow himself, and do it incredibly well. more » Nice Beaver: Whew. From the title of this post, I was concerned this was going to be a series of screen shots from his colonoscopy this morning. more » i'm a bottle: Blonde hair, blue eyes, a sense of elitist entitlement, extreme narcissism, sexual attraction to men in positions of power and gaining positions based... more » Niko Bellic: Part of the beauty of a trust fund has been the freedom to avoid such a man, those incredibly rich but invariably dull hedge funders and private equit... more » pufflehuff: Bless her dear heart. Unlike capitalism - or, indeed, communism - this is a long-term strategy that will stay the course. I am reading and learning. more » gladys_kravitz: It depresses me that at my advanced age the only option for sleeping with an older guy to get ahead in the media world is Sumner Redstone. more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Is "Floethe" pronounced like "Goethe" is? So, it's really pronounced "Flirta?" more » ZiggyStardust: "Internet writers need trust funds." This is an idea we can get behind, yes? more » the rzo: The Monte Carlo article has her moved away from being "seated next to a man safely accompanied by his wife." Perhaps Wolff brought his wife with him? more » -
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Readers Not Flocking to Michael Wolff
In your sweat-drenched Friday media column: Newser's traffic plunches, Rupert Murdoch's paycheck plunges, the likelihood of Sam Zell staying at the Tribune Co. plunges, and The Progressive's bank account plunges. More » -
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Newser Secures Millions in Funding
Newser, the news aggregator co-founded by intern-shagging media blowhard Michael Wolff, has secured $2.5 million in first-round funding. The source is reported to be numerous individual investors, who must have been unfazed by the Wolff goat-molestation rumors. [Paid Content] -
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Today In Michael Wolff
Michael Wolff has a habit of surreptitiously offering meta-commentary on his own untidy life via his Newser columns. Today's headline: "Here's Why I Like Silvio Berlusconi." At this point we have to assume he's just fucking with us. More » -
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Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue
A staff writer at Michael Wolff's Newser, Victoria Floethe, is rumored to be having an affair with her boss. Who knew there were any media jobs still worth sleeping your way into? More » -
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Fox News' Shep Smith on Being Fair and Balanced: 'I Don't Care What Sean Hannity Thinks'
Esquire has a profile of every liberal's favorite Fox News jockey Shep Smith this month. It's cute-ish and funny, but a bit murky. Just who is this guy? Is he friend or foe? More »
