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more about #newtgingrich more comments → Unsolicited Advice: Is it possible to find a candidate willing to cut government spending who isn't a complete scumbag psychopath? Or is that impossible simply by virtue... more » misslinda: This isn't any better than his regular tweets: OMG, cupcakes! Soooooo wish it was friday...ugh! TGIF, bitches! Obummer's such a d-bag :0/ #newtgingrich more » momof3wildkids: Perhaps he is channeling George Washington just like Hillary Clinton channeled Eleanor Roosevelt? #newtgingrich more » ManchuCandidate: Twitter Wars: Re-enactments for those too lazy to get up, shake off the Cheeto dust and change out of their PJs. I hope Newty-Toot runs his campaign... more » seyswho: I love Bob Dole in the background, all like "Bob Dole wants to be a part of first contact too! Bob Dole has important opinions about this! Bob Dole!... more » Matt Cherette: "Some Virginia militiamen have met up with us. @genwashington76 seems upset with them." This is pure gold. #newtgingrich more » Zira: Was that Newt performing the rumba on "Dancing with the Has-Beens" last night? Those Republicans all look the same to me. more » se7a7n7: You should check out the site. It looks like your basic hipster news blog but with much, much, much more Right-Wing propaganda... Here's a tasty bit ... more » Matt Cherette: The Americano: All The Brown, But Not As Dirty! (Less Acidic, Too!) more » Beau Nerd: Newt Gingrich, to money: Si tu me amas como yo te amo, y yo te amo como tu me amas, Amemonos por donde meamos. more » valhalla_i_am_coming: Every word on this site is actually written in English, but with an "o" added at the end. Ergo, "Americano." more » contradicto: White people. . . more » croush1211: "As we noted yesterday, two of the six experts, who guide the standards writing process, are Rev. Peter Marshall, an evangelical minister, and David B... more » Mediahohoho: Dude, look at the haircut. Listen to the politics. Catch the whole vibe. I'm sure Newt Gingrich has inspired lifelong virginity in millions of women. more » Sonar Jose: " ... which is part of the reason why I am such a tightly-wound busybody that I feel compelled to attend board of education meetings and force my pers... more » -
#campaigns
Newt Gingrich Still Running For President
A grown man who is currently reenacting the Battle of Trenton on Twitter thinks he could be president in 2012. More » -
#ironia
Newt Gingrich Ama el Dinero Más que ser Racista
Pudgy philandering futurist Newt Gingrich has always opposed brown people and their filthy ghetto language, Spanish. Which is why he's launching a Spanish-language political web site, because he might as well try to make some money off these dirty people. More » -
#quoteoftheday
An unnamed Texas woman—
offering public testimony today at a hearing before the state's board of education on proposed standards requiring history textbooks to cover Newt Gingrich and Phyllis Schlafly, via Talking Points Memo. -
#accidents
Newt Gingrich Briefly Honors Porn Industry
Whoops! Newt Gingrich accidentally named a porn producer "Entrepreneur of the Year." For like a day. Then he rescinded it, the bastard. Why does he hate capitalism? More » -
#politics
Obama's Next News Cycle: A Breakdown
Barack Obama went into this Labor Day weekend amid a firestorm of controversy over his back to school speech. That firestorm was fanned a bit by Van Jones' resignation. So, what can Obama expect as the news cycle begins anew?
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#mysteries
Why Do Conservatives Love Appearing on The Daily Show?
Ever wonder how The Daily Show books so many guests of the conservative persuasion? Apparently it has something to do with the fact that Jon Stewart is one of the few hosts on television who's considered fair and intellectually curious. More » -
#aftermaths
Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
Last night we kinda took Newt Gingrich to the woodshed for a grammatical abortion of a tweet he posted to his Twitter account yesterday. Apparently Newt took note of our criticism, as did MSNBC's Contessa Brewer. More » -
#republicans
Newt Gingrich Could Really Use an 'Edit' Feature on Twitter
For the love of God when will public figures on Twitter learn to proofread their tweets, especially those on record as stating that life in the "ghetto" is a direct result of a failure to master the English language? More » -
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#thefuture
Which White Republican Dude Will Destroy Obama in 2012?
Mark Sanford was totally going to be the next president, until he fell in love with Maria. Now, not so much. But Republican strategists have so many other Great White Hopes! What disasters will greet them? More » -
#racism
Where's Lee Atwater When the GOP Needs Him?
Or, to ask it another way, when did Republicans get so bad at the race-baiting game they invented? Newt Gingrich has retracted his accusation that Sonia Sotomayor is a "racist." The old GOP would've never gotten into this mess. More » -
#2012
Gingrich Replaces Palin At Fancy GOP Fundraiser
You guys are all psyched for the 2012 elections, right? Let's check in with the prospective candidates: the unlikable has-been adulterer and the idiot pathological liar from up north. More » -
#newtgingrich
'80s, '90s, '00s All Back
There's only one explanation for everything in the world right now: TIME LOOP. By the by, Newt Gingrich is running for president everyone! More » -
#alwaysforget
The Amnesiac Newt Comeback Tour Begins
Did you know that shameful loser ex-congressman Newt Gingrich is the future of the GOP? It's true! We read it in a Matt Bai piece, so surely Newt will be as successful as Mark Warner. More » -
#johnedwards
Cheating On Your Sick Wife An Old Political Tradition
You know what's "funny" about John Edwards getting busted (pretty damn convincingly) by the National Enquirer while meeting his mistress and love child in a Los Angeles hotel? Edwards' cover story was that he was in LA to meet with the city's mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa — and Villaraigosa, like John Edwards, cheated on his wife right after a primary election! And also, wouldn't you know it, Villaraigosa's wife Corina was battling thyroid cancer at the time, sort of like how Elizabeth Edwards is now battling breast cancer. Isn't that... awful? Yes, yes it is. But also it's part of a long trend among certain American political candidates to ditch their sick wives. In fact, you might remember this disturbing behavior from such examples as: the current presumptive Republican nominee for president! More »
