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more about #nicolekidman more comments → TheBusinessGuy: Get thee behind me, thetan. more » Tattertotter: Penelope: I know, I know, like he used to make me read all these shitty pamphlets about getting "clear" and how Scientology could win me an Oscar--Ho... more » AzureTexan: Based on the semisolid looks of Ms. Urban, I'd say this picture was taken at Madame Tussauds. more » Spirit Fingers: Wait, didn't two out of five of these people date or marry Tom Cruise?! Dame Judes watch your back. Scientology is like lady-chloroform. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: (From left to right) Katrina Crazypants the Talking Tablecloth, Violet Beauregard, Mrs. Oscar The Grouch and future reincarnation of Dr. Who observe A... more » econdave: I'm completely confused. Is his shirt sheer, or just flesh-colored? And more importantly, why? more » TedSez: Nine to 5'5" more » Spirit Fingers: Nick Kid...whole 'lotta bad. Kate Hud...whole 'lotta worse. And Day Lewis is just the clueless over-hiked pants King in that royal visage of suck. more » Steverino Begins: John Currin Models Can't Quite Remember How To Recreate Painting Poses more » resipsaloquacious: Even as a straight man, the fashion displayed in this picture offends me. With the exception of Penelope. Hubba! more » secretagentman: Kate Hudson Still Stalking Oscar Winners, Doesn't Notice Bedsheet Tucked in Dress. more » PaisleyPajamas: Dame Judi wins. more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I didn't notice, is there anyone else in this picture besides Penelope Cruz's breasts? I have tried to look at the rest of the picture, but it's as i... more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: "Gang, Say Hello To My Little Friend." more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: "Premier of Ed Grimley's Angels Starring Daniel Day-Lewis." more » -
#opencaption
'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
[Alongside Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, and Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman greets her tiny ex-husband on the red carpet at the Nine premiere in London today. Image via Getty] -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Has Her Eye on Jessica Alba's Man
Lindsay Lohan's Rashomon-like love life takes three different turns in one day, Tiger Mistress #1 prepares to tell all, and the Salahis cancel Christmas. Come bathe in a sea of Thursday's gossip. More » -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#iwanttobelieve
Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound
The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to the mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of fetus inside a British lady's uterus. More » -
#gossiproundup
Lady Gaga Looks Disconcertingly Normal in Beyonce Video
Beyonce and Lady Gaga leak a clip from their forthcoming music video; Levi Johnston disguises himself as the Unabomber; at least one member of Congress thinks Carrie Prejean should run for office. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
#gossiproundup
Cindy Crawford Blackmailed with 'Sexy' Picture of Her 8-Year-Old Daughter
Cindy Crawford is in the midst of a horrifying extortion case, Chris Brown gets heckled, Daniel Radcliffe "laughs his head off" when he's high. Friday's gossip ranges from the depths of depravity to the pleasantly banal. More » -
#gossiproundup
Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More » -
#traderoundup
Mel Gibson Hoping You'll Pay $12 to Watch Him Have Conversations with a Puppet
Mel Gibson announces his next big movie role, and it's a strange one. The Green Lantern movie narrows its potential leads down to three curious choices, and little beaver Jon Heder has landed a TV show on cable. More » -
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#opencaption
After Seeing His Play, Nicole Kidman Does Her Best James Gandolfini Impression
[The actress and her husband Keith Urban leaving the Broadway show "God of Carnage" last night; image via Splash] -
#filmschooled
Nine Throws Down The Oscar Gauntlet
Judi Dench! Penny Cruz! Nicole Kidman! Daniel Day-Lewis! Kate Hudson! Sophia Loren!!! And, uh, Fergie! And everyone is SINGING & DANCING. [YouTube] [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
If You're Not Watching iCarly, You're Not Watching Anything
Madeline Stowe is back on the map, folks! So are Guy Pearce and Miranda Otto, noted comedians. Nicole Kidman is retreating into the shadows, and iCarly fans have emerged from them. More » -
#traderoundup
And You Shall Know Them By Their Trail of Manolos
The return of Sex and the City, the not-return of Matthew Perry. Strange movies and people win strange festival awards, and Slovenia finally gets some sunshine. More » -
#traderoundup
Resurrections, Just in Time for Easter
Nicole Kidman and Woody Allen join forces, cable ratings are up, the Kennedys get a conservative treatment, Ian Somerhalder is back, and, just maybe, so is Jesus. More » -
#gossiproundup
Britney Spears Has Her Children Spy on Their Dad's New Girlfriend
The War of the Roses continues, with pop sanger Britney Spears asking her two sons, Harmony Korine and Palookaville, to file weekly spy reports about her ex, Ferret Chancellor Kevin Federline. More » -
#australia
Nicole Kidman Adds Her Voice To The 'Australia' Pile-On
You don't kick a dingo when he's down (or maybe you do, to dislodge the baby from its jaws? We always forget), but Nicole Kidman has done just that by piling on the beleaguered Australia. More » -
#hollywood
Australia: the movie too bad to pirate online. [IMDB]
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#gossiproundup
Did Tina Fey's Fight With Alec Baldwin Actually Happen?
It wouldn't be Christmas Eve without fighting: Alec Baldwin supposedly slammed Tina Fey's body; Paris Hilton's uncle got attacked and robbed in his home and Nicole Kidman was haunted by Katie Holmes. More » -
#defenses
Baz Luhrmann Adapts to His New Role as 'Black Hole of Cinema'
The aftermath of any disaster requires a period of quiet reflection followed by intense investigation. Or, if you're as ambitious as Baz Luhrmann, you combine the two in one expanded whining binge to THR. -
#gossiproundup
Does Tom Cruise Have Herpes?
Everyone is speculating wildly: The Post asks if Tom Cruise gave his wives cold sores; Hollywood reporters accuse their boss of naughty flights and Madonna thinks a new baby can maybe fix everything. More » -
#scandals
Outraged Australians Will Sic Dingoes On Nicole Kidman's Future Babies
Damn, Australians are not playing around! Shortly after Nicole Kidman desecrated human life, everywhere, by being forced to barely blow into a didgeridoo on German television, her home country has leveled insane threats against her:
