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Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
It inevitably happens every year, someone gets trampled trying to get a DVD player for $15.99 at Walmart at 5am on Black Friday. This year, don't let tragedy strike! We have some strategies that will keep you safe while spending.
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#artsandcrafts
Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
English newspaper the Guardian has come up with a way to "show your allegiance to the vampire world" this Halloween: a cross-stitch pattern of Twilight star Robert Pattinson. You're welcome. -
#halloweenie
Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
We keep telling you which Halloween costumes to avoid, but we wouldn't be very servicey if we didn't offer up some suggestions, now would we? So, before you hit Halloween Headquarters this weekend, here is a list of Gawker-approved ideas.
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#halloweenie
More Halloween Costumes to Avoid
Apparently no one was listening the first time we went over this because now there is Balloon Boy costume for sale. Don't you dare! We also have some other played-out ideas to add to the list. More » -
#halloweenie
Seven Halloween Costumes to Avoid
There's only ten shopping days left before Halloween. So, it's time for Halloween costume listicles! Lots of people want to tell you what to wear. We'd like to spare you the humiliation of following their advice.
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#eatingout
Barack Obama's New York Dining Guide
Hey everyone, Barack Obama is having a late lunch at Craftsteak right now! It's the latest of the safe choices the president has made when dining out in our fair city. What do his dining choices say about him? More » -
#breaking
Smoke Clogs Subway Lines
Breaking servicey alert for Manhattanites: There's an unexplained "smoke condition" in a midtown subway tunnel. Click through for the full alert. More » -
#instalisticle
How to Cope With the Loss of GMail
GMail is still down. But forlorn users of Google's email service are not without ways of coping with their waking nightmare. Together, we will get through this. Here's how. More » -
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#notafraidtobeservicey
The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
While America's medical debates rage on, many of its significant members, of all colors and sizes, limply, quietly weep to themselves: penises. But! This is one health care package making serious progress: flaccid penises demand innovation, as the Times discovered.
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#notafraidtobeservicey
Curious about what it's like to be shot in the head? Here you go.
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#shutuptwitter
Get Your Subterranean Traffic Reports From Twitter
The New York Department of Transportation has set up Twitter accounts for all of the city's subway lines, so now you can receive advanced warning on how badly you'll be screwed on your commute. [511NY via Felix Salmon's Twitter] -
#howwearehungry
Ruth Madoff Coupon Clipping At California Pizza Kitchen
Poor Ruth Madoff's been reduced to coupon clipping. Sadly, since Cipriani's no longer running their Buy-Nine-Truffle-Strewn-Lobsters-Get-An-Iced-Tea-Free promotion, Ruthie went elsewhere: California Pizza Kitchen. How'd it go? Terribly. Also, tasty tips for her!
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#icecoldpromotions
The Day Of Free Slurpee Reckoning Is Upon Us
Whenever someone gives out free things, it can be anything from a positive, organized promotion to lawsuit-inducing mass hysteria. And today will be no exception, because today, my friends, is FREE. SLURPEE. DAY. More » -
#tasers
Cops With Tasers: Good For Taking Down Fake Cougars, Children, Naked People
Do you remember what life was like before cops had stun guns? They sure as hell don't. More » -
#howto
The Art of the Non-Apology
The New York Post issued an angry non-apology for Sean Delonas' monkey cartoon. The New York Times issued a mealy-mouthed non-apology for its winking John McCain(*cough*SEX*cough*)-lobbyist story. Please; it's very important to non-apologize correctly: More » -
#freakoutnomics
A Guide to Your Recession-Weekend Oblivion
The weekend looms, but hard times are already upon us. We made a handy guide on how to have fun and fight for your rights to party (and survive!) during the financial freakout. Ready for a rent party?
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