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more about #nsfw more comments → Bos'un's Mate: Tucker, you really need a haircut. more » Mo MoDo: How about Not Safe For Anywhere? more » BettyCrocker: I love penis. It's pleasureful and taystay. That said - when it has fucking eyes glued on it from Village of the Damned, it loses all appeal. more » Private Hangnail: You know, I think I'm not gay anymore. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: "Creepy evil uncle way"? Now we can all head off into our weekend screaming "LITTLE PINK MOUSE!" more » DennyCrane: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE more » se7a7n7: Oh JEBUS!!!!. That's over the line.... This isn't Fleshbot. more » doctorzizmor: I'm suddenly jealous of blind people. more » CaptainFantastic: Evidence of God's hand. more » par3: and to think they try and put themselves 'above' us balkans.....we're all just a bunch of tit-accepting chauvinists *speaking if i were a man* more » RandomLunatic: Womankind's own built-in Jedi mind trick. What blog am I reading, again? more » Weegee's bored: Gwyneth! You made your flight! more » lionel-mandrake: I don't know much about art, but I know what I like, and I like boobs. more » iplaudius: Great tits, great image. It’s impossible to look at it without wanting to reach out and slide your hands over them. Or maybe that’s just me? more » Mymoustache: If those boobs were knocking over the twin towers, I would be much more outraged! more » -
#kreepiekats
Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
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#nsfw
Do Not Look At This Ad, Perv
The little white letters in this photo are advertising the 28th Biennale of Graphic Art, in Slovenia. So uh, what's that shape in the background, then? NSFW, is what it is, so do not click through to find out. More » -
#urbananthropology
Passage to Hipster Brooklyn Clogged With Nekkid Ladies, For Art
Just when you think there are no good jokes about Williamsburg left, a patriotic actress strips on the L train for art's sake, making a story for New York's foremost vagina journalist, and all is well again. [Beware! NSFW art!]
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#nsfw
As promised, Fleshbot has posted an uncensored version of the Eric Dane-Rebecca Gayheart threesome tape.
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#nsfw
Would you like to see Jamie Foxx's dick? Well, then it's Christmas in August. [ONTD]
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#thecinema
Why MySpace Is Happy to Be Insulted by Adam Sandler
Social networking is for lonely, psychotic shut-ins. Or at least that's the upshot of the jokes in the attached clip from Adam Sandler vehicle Funny People. And still MySpace apparently cooperated with the filmmakers; its co-founder and logo appear. More » -
#emmys
Really? Fucking Family Guy?!
So the Emmy nominations were announced this morning and mostly they were surprise-less. Nothing for the well-deserving Big Love actors, another nod for Tony goddamned Shaloub, and Family Guy in Best Comedy. Wait, what?? Family Guy? How did this happen?
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#videuhoh
How to Crush Bill O'Reilly
Remember when it was the liberal guests who ended up looking like sputtering morons on the O'Reilly Factor? Tonight it was the host. Joan Walsh turned the tables. More » -
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#fromthemailbag
Flickr Founder Calls Nuked User 'A Dick'
An update on Shepherd Johnson, who lost 1,200 Flickr images over comments on White House photos: Yahoo said the activist's pictures are gone forever, offered him $25 and blocked his messages. And Flickr's founder called him "a dick." More » -
#nsfw
NYTimes.com May Be Too Good for Farting, But Not for Belgian Porn
The New York Times is too prissy to mention to print the word fart on their classy website. But vintage Belgian porn? Mais oui, c'est l'art! More » -
#nsfw
Breasts: Will They Appeal to Beer Drinkers?
Oh look, a beer company has employed the advertising tactic of "Blonde girl showing her breasts," in order to make you, the consumer, amenable to purchasing beer. The breast-revealing ad is on YouTube! But for how long? NSFW thing below: More » -
#powerbottoms
Christian College Gay Porn Star Wins International Acclaim
Remember John Gechter, the Christian college student who was suspended for doing gay porn? Well, according to a tipster, Gechter is a burgeoning international superstar thanks to his considerable "power bottom" skills.
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#craigslist
DABA Girls Find Exciting New Option for Romance
We don't think this Craigslist ad from a supposed Goldman Sachs banker is real. For one thing, whoever heard of an employed investment banker? Still, his kink is a real kick! More » -
#protocelebrities
Lydia Hearst Goes Topless In Classy, European Fashion
Internet fameball competition was already intense before the recession and subprime celebrity crisis. Now it's gone cutthroat. And Lydia Hearst, never shy about exposing flesh, will not be forgotten so, hey, here are her tits.
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#crime
The Most Deadliest Liberal Arts School In the U.S.
Ok, wait, no jokes: Wesleyan University is in lockdown as cops conduct a manhunt for a killer who shot his ex, a student, at a campus bookstore.
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#nsfw
Miss California Blames the Gays for Her 'Topless' Photo
When Carrie Prejean spoke against gay marriage during the Miss America Miss USA competition, she said it was the "biblically correct" thing to do. So presumably Miss California found scripture to justify this shirtless picture.
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#families
Ayelet Waldman: Bad Mother, Good Husband-Banger
Ayelet Waldman is smugly married to Michael Chabon and wrote about how fucking her husband is more fun than dealing with her kids, which, let's hope so, right? She's written a book about her pain!
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#circlejerks
The 1,001 Handjobs of Time Magazine's Time 100
If only I had the imagination enough to recreate the orgy of handjobs and fingerbangs that is the TIME 100, an annual circle jerk of famous people writing about other famous people! I'll try anyway.
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#jobs
Shittiest Media Job Listing Ever?
Don't despair, laid-off media types: you could still land this magazine editorial job. You'll never guess how much it pays:
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