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more about #nypd more comments → MessiahsHandle: Klum Mounts Stud...Seal's Deal. more » CrayonSmoothie: Old man the "Hey, hey". more » randomnessish: I'm not jealous of the cop, I'm jealous of Heidi Klum. And not because she's Heidi Klum, but because she gets to ride a motherfucking police horse, o... more » Steverino Begins: "Cop with baby arms, you are EEN. Carrie Bradshaw, you are AUT." more » SleeplessNights: That cop's children and grandchildren are going to be so tired of hearing this story for the next 20 years. But he looks SO HAPPY in the photo, it is... more » Novaload: The horse has a very inscrutable look. Something like "They see me clopping, they hatin'--clip to the clop with the super model, what's up, she's up, ... more » OMG! Ponies!: OMG! Ponies! I think that neatly sums it up. That is all. more » Smitros: Honorary Mare. more » AndIAmTellingYou: The Things SJP Will Bear in the Name of Fashion more » belltolls: "Irina wins right? No? Carol Hannah!? Not Althea, no way!" more » NotChoinski: One of them will end the day pooping in the gutter. more » A Message To Rudy: "Hey, Heidi, lookit what going on underneath my horse! OHHH!!!" more » naugahydeinplainsight: Now see if you can tell the difference with my saddle horn. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: " . . . so then I started calling my horse 'Miranda.'" more » dan724: I'm glad to see tax payer dollars at work! more » -
#opencaption
Stirrup Desire
[Heidi Klum makes a cop's day by mounting his steed and riding it all over Times Square during a photo op for a Victoria's Secret campaign in Midtown today. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#recessionomics
Black and White and Poor and Poor Come Together to Starve to Death
The Way We Live Now: Reveling in our common poverty. This recession has a bright side. The races are united as poors. Prison's a free diploma. And our new job robbing offices takes our mind off the gnawing, omnipresent hunger. More » -
#death
Former Jay-Z bodyguard killed by cops. Hip hop still far less dangerous than the NYPD.
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#pussywhipped
Family Held Captive by Obese Housecat
A mother and son called 911 when their "raging Russian blue," Carmen, held them captive in their Midtown apartment. The victims show signs of Stockholm Syndrome: "I just don't want people to think she's a bad cat," said one. [NYP] -
#busted
'How Not to Deal With Cops,' by Rev. Al Sharpton's Ex-Wife and Daughter
Rev. Al Shapton's made a name off of agitating authority; he's been arrested plenty of times during protests! Guess it runs in the family. His ex-wife and daughter were booked after road raging at a cop last night. More » -
#fuckincops
'You Taser Her, It's All Over the News!'
Yesterday was the National Day of Action Against Police Brutality! One lady's "Action" was "to kick." She got some Police Brutality. More » -
#dogdays
Puking pug owner Chrissie Brodigan declined a plea deal, so she can sue the city.
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#justicedenied
The Victim of the Fox News Central Park Road-Rager Speaks!
The cyclist who says he was dragged around Central Park by a Fox News writer, who won't face any charges in the incident, tells us neither cops or prosecutors tried very hard to investigate the incident. More » -
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#crime
Dead Body Found on Roof Above Hipster Fashion Mecca
A dead body was found yesterday on the roof above Opening Ceremony, an ultra-hip downtown fashion emporium/design space associated with Chloë Sevigny, Proenza Schouler, and other downtown types. More » -
#psa
How To Not Go to Jail For Weed
Possession of a small amount of weed in New York is only punishable by a ticket and a small fine. So why do cops bring so many people to NYC jails for the same violation? They use tricknology.
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#vampires
Robert Pattinson Needs NYPD Police Protection From Bloodthirsty Teenage Girls
Twilight's Robert Pattinson works with fictional teenage vampires professionally. Little did he know the rabid, bloodsucking adolescent desperation he'd invite by taking the gig. NYPD sources now claim that the cops are looking to take over his overwhelmed security detail. More » -
#lawsuits
Bike-Shove Victim Will Take Cops' Money
The bicyclist who got shoved off his bike in Times Square by an asshole cop last year is suing the NYPD for $1.5 million, which gives you another reason to watch this YouTube clip and really, really hope he wins. -
#cuethebennyhillmusic
NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly Can't Keep His Keystone Capos Under Control
Why did NYPD Commissioner Kelly have to throw the heavy hammer of discipline down on his former partner today? Tragically, adorable Pugs and Chasids aren't involved. But: a massive lacking in organization and the potential endangerment of cops' lives are! More » -
#crime
The Rain Explains Why Fewer People Are Slain
The New York Times conducts its own analysis and concludes that, in New York City at least, more rainy days means fewer homicides. However, given the ongoing depressing Year Without a Summer around these parts, there's no discussion of suicides. More » -
#nypd
New York's Finest: ticketed a van for a month before finding a corpse inside.
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#recessionomics
Money Replaced by Gold, Barter, Crime
The Way We Live Now: Blingy. The new dynasty of the American auto (one day) is over! Nations and companies alike are falling. The barter system is returning. Grab the gold and run! More » -
#lawsuits
The Yankees Won't Let You Pee on America
The New York Civil Liberties Union is suing the NYPD on behalf of a Queens man who was kicked out of a Yankees game when he tried to go potty during "God Bless America." More » -
#memos
NYPD Chief Offers Press Center in Lieu of Cop Shack
Yesterday we reported that the NYPD was booting the New York media out of One Police Plaza. Last night, commissioner Ray Kelly relented, telling papers they can have a filing center in the building. More » -
#media
New York's Daily Newspapers Getting Kicked Out of NYPD Headquarters
A newspaper's most basic function, one could argue, is to keep tabs on crime. For decades, New York newspapers have done this out of the "police shack," but the NYPD is now kicking them out. More »
